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I have no problem blaming Iverson. Tim Duncan should be the sole captain.

But how is Tiger Woods winning some scattered championships in 2000-2001 more impressive than Wayne Gretzky having so many points, that his assists alone outnumber the highest combined goals and assists? That kind of sustained dominance is unmatched in any sport in the last 25 years and to not have that be #1 is a joke. Of course Bonds and Tiger get the top spots. Hockey, Canada, ESPN. Yep.

That one Italian guy that was the star of the game, Cuban should sign him.

On the shore of Lake Schaefer, in Monticello, Indiana? No.

And how do you expect him to do that? Do you think that he has a knob in his ass that he uses to control his assholishness? "Oh gee. Kotz said I should not be an asshole today. The knob's going to 2." I don't know if it controls his mood, but I'm pretty sure there's a knob up his ass.

Boo was banned months ago So were you

Guys, guys, don't blow it out of proportion! I just wanted an excuse to say "the solution is an ombudsman." I didn't mean we should get one. And CWMilosevic has gotta stop talking about bannings. It's getting nutty.

He may look like a troll, but he's not one in the Internet sense

Protein shakes make great alibis.

bob_barron ain't no troll.

But who mods the mod that mods the mods?

Okay maybe not. But just say the title out loud, say it like you mean it. Sure sounds cool. But I don't think we really need one that badly. I just love the word "ombudsman." A government official, especially in Scandinavian countries, who investigates citizens' complaints against the government or its functionaries.

Tom Gordon looks kinda weird. Vicente Padilla ain't no looker.

Well, Cubs are done with Philly, so I don't care what you guys do. But go ahead, yeah, fire Bowa.

it's Alooooooooooou. We love our new guy. Nope. No boos.

Maddux seems to be warmed up now. It just takes him a little longer.

ANd we did! Back-to-back jacks!

Cubs are already down 2-0, so we better dig the long ball and rock Wolf hard and early.

We've got a niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice door here

No! Not Jesse!

I've had good frozen dinners, never a good frozen breakfast.

Maddux is on a hot streak, he'll get it today. It's also the debut of NOMAR~!

Knowing Maddux, he probably cares more about a Cubs win than a Maddux win. He's a good guy like that.

YOu bring up a good point. And with that, I realize that such a thing can be averted in the future by playing Walker at second.

Watch The Game 6 Error over and over and see if that makes you feel any better about the whole thing.