The Czech Republic

I'm sorry that his current condition makes me uncomfotable, but it really does.

Well they won't be covering the NHL much in the future either. Hope you're happy.

Oh I don't like seeing Ali anymore. And it's not "booooo," it's Alooooooou"

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaantastic.

Don't come around here no more.

Homo... You know that wasn't what I meant.

Not to step out and defend Flair here, but bear in mind that this WAS heavily ghostwritten, and it's a WWE book. For whatever that may be worth...I really do not know. Just throwing it out.

Oh, who cares about the D-Backs? They'll suck not because they dumped Johnson, they will because they dumped their team to the Brewers for nothing. The way I see it, the Cubs, Yankees, Red Sox, and Dodgers should all be stockpiling the best players they can get from now to the deadline, because those four teams are realistically the only teams in baseball that should even matter.

Some people go to Ozzfest. Some people go to Gathering Of The Juggalos. My day-long music festival entails watching a bunch of teens play trumpet, drums, and vibes on a football field. On July 31st, I'm going to watch the midwestern regional championships of drum and bugle corps at the RCA Dome in beautiful Indianapolis, Indiana. I'm taking the four-hour drive down there with some of my best music geek friends to spend a day at a place where drum corps is just as not-belonging as football is, what with the indoors and Astroturf things and all. Ostensibly, we'll be finding a place to stay at, either a hotel, or crashing at the apartment of a sexually ambiguous former member of a color guard. Hopefully the former...in fact I'd actually prefer an early morning and late night trip in one day, going from the northwest suburbs to Indy and back in one day, then stay at that guy's place, for numerous reasons. But there's probably going to be some downtime involved between getting there, first session, second session, and leaving there. Are there any places that locals or other visitors to the town can recommend to me? Restaurants, shopping malls, theme parks, regular parks, anything to pass the time with some people? I'm hoping this weekend ends up being one of the really memorable things of my life before I head off to college (Where I already have 18 credits before setting foot in a classrom, not too shabby) and everything just goes great. I'm so worried that this'll be another thing where I expect to have the time of my life but people back out of going for flimsy reasons, and I just end up not going at all or being bored as fuck, because there's no way I'm just going to watch twenty-four drum corps all day and nothing else. I'll lose my mind. That's too much for even the most die-hard fan. Thanks one million, talk to you later.

I just downloaded some Postal Service. Is it even worth it to de-pants these girls? Ack.

You were having your period.

Time for a TSM Choose Your Own Adventure! The Czech Republic has a loaded gun and bottle of pills in his desk drawer. If you want him to OD on the pills, turn to page 46. If you want him to "check if the gun is loaded," turn to page 178. If you want him to take the pills and see what that makes him do gun-wise, go to page 5. If you want to use your broadsword to slay the Dragon of Meairoth, turn to page 43.

Methinks there must've been an even BIGGER blunder if Chris Webber's whole NCAA has been stricken from the record.

Randy Johnson should be in Boston with Schilling, no question. The tampering blew it for Steinbrenner.

So I guess Mike Modano is the only Minnesota North Star left in Dallas? Too bad. I think if the NHL gets FUBARed so bad this year that they can't muster up a season, they should loan out the Stanley Cup to the college teams or something, set up an amateur tournament or ANYTHING just to make sure this isn't like losing the World Series.

Well then where the hell does he WANT to be? What does he even DO? Geez, this is the guy that when he gets off his ass to call a game or host Sportscenter, ESPN hypes that over the game itself.

Well Matthews can get away with that because it's Velocity and he's a smark. Nobody else gives Funaki a first name other than "Numbah One Smackdown Announcer" which is a shame. The wasted potential of a tag team with Paul Wight...The Big Show and the Small Sho could've been money in the bank.

Ugueth Urbina could work. What about Danny Graves? haha. Thanks. I never noticed how bad Eric Gagne's accent was, on the topic of closers and all.

John Smoltz?

Great America is the best. I haven't been to Indiana Beach though.

I'm really annoyed at this board for turning around and liking Orton. Traitors.

I'm still with Anglesault, Orton is a suckbag.

So wait, do we LIKE Orton now? omgwtf?

Geez, when is there NOT a pay-per-view? That's three that just come and go without me knowing.