The Czech Republic

Or post-whoring and spamming, but it's a matter of perspective.

Holy shit, did NO ONE else find that funny??? maybe it's because I actually sung it to myself.... weird. funny stuff though. Kudos. Vitamin X...I think Sylvan has been around for a few months, just sporadically, only comes when he's needed. But don't quote me on that. For those who don't speak the French, here's the George song that HungryJack enjoyed.

Zombies Ate My Neighbors! No, not the game. I'm serious. Zombies just ate my fucking neighbors...what do I do?

...why don't we...ask Max Power.

I thought she went to live with Max Power.

Bring it back. Now. No can do, because 1) everyone will know it's me, anyway, and 2) I blew my load in that one thread. Schmidt's story was something I wrote in high school; I posted it on the board after going through a box filled with a bunch of old papers of mine. I tried to think of something else Schmidt-worthy all these years, but came up with nothing. Officer Schmidt was the great supernova of gimmick posters. He/you hit the scene, posted maybe two or three quality pieces of prose, and disappeared without a trace, leaving a 1.000 batting average, and being remembered by some.

It's especially fun when you're playing NHL '04 and you check somebody and the commentator goes "BONK!"

Just once, I want to see a rapper get arrested for white-collar crime, like embezzlement or something.

Bring it back. Now.

I think there were more posts here about UGS than there were at UGS. And as for the subtitle progression, forget it. We all change ours now. So I propose this: 0-100: I Can't Change My Title Yet 100-200: I Can Change My Title Now >200: Why Haven't You Changed It Yet?

Was that the best the Jazz could do to design the new uniforms?

"Teppo Numminen" is a close second.

If the Cubs get another four straight wins against Houston like we did in that great sweep a week or two ago, I think we can close the door on the Astros winning the division.

Does Selig secretly want the Expos to stay in Montreal or what? If he wanted this team out, they'd be out by now. Just give up on Vegas because of the gambling. Give up on Washington because of the Orioles. Stick the damn team in Norfolk where they want any major-league sports team they can get and it won't threaten any existing team's territory or the makeup of the NL East. David Stern is the only commissioner that isn't an idiot.

Why didn't they shake hands?

Quiet you. I wouldn't trade Pat and Ron for anyone. I'm entertained (in a bizarre way) and still have a good concept of the game on the radio. They get the job done well. Besides, if they out-and-out SUCKED, I don't think they'd be where they are.

You play with beach balls in the bleachers? You'd get a cowbell shoved so far up your ass if you tried that at Yankee Stadium. beach balls > cowbells

Did you give him the penny while you stood outside the frat house?

Fountains of Wayne or Tower of Power on Sunday...which is right for me?

I actually remember that! Four-player Jeopardy is...weird.

They just take lists of dead people and baptize them. The courts have tried to stop them. BTW I'm not Jewish, I just have some Jewish ancestors and Jews have been the most vocal against this practice.

-iB- banned...I'll have to see it to believe it. I remain skeptical.

I want him to retire undefeated. That'd be cool. What ISN'T cool is that 10% of his winnings go to the Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints. They're gonna use his money to help baptize my dead Jewish ancestors and I'm gonna be pissed on their behalf.

No, I didn't get home from work until the top of the 5th. But that is pretty, uh, bad. Is that the word for it? I never get to hear Santo, but there's no way he could possibly be worse than those guys. Ronnie is priceless. He's talking about Father's Day but then he goes and pronounces it wrong like he was torn between "Dad's" and "Father's" and went with the wrong A sound. He corrects himself awkwardly and goes on: "...I mean's FAH-ther's Day. It's interesting, the way Father's Day works. The thing is, you always hear about Mother's Day. Two months in advance and everyone's talking about Mother's Day! It's such a big thing. But then you get to June and it's Father's Day and nobody knows about it until it's--" Pat Hughes cuts in "Count is two and one" "--about it until it's too late! So I always try to drop some hints beforehand to make sure I get what I want, which is usually a tie or maybe--" "two and two, the count on Ramirez" "--a tie, or maybe a grill or stuff for the grill. The point I'm trying to make is this: both days are equally important for a family. I know my kids think so, which I apprec-" "that one goes to the right and it's an easy play to end the inning." "Which I appreciate, and now let's pause for station identification." The next rant was so indecipherable I'm not even going to try to transcribe it because I had no clue what the man was talking about.

They've been talking about Ken Jennings, who is now an 18-time Jeopardy! champ on ATH and PTI. Today, Screamin A. Smith asked Tony what he thought of Jennings and Tony replied "That little dickweed hasn't proven anything until he comes on this show against ME." Facetious? Offensive? Sarcastic and self-effacing? I can't really tell but I was sort of shocked that he'd say something like that.