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3-0 Flames, y'all

I wish Barry Bonds was in MVP Baseball so I could hit him with the pitch at every at-bat. Now I have to settle for beaning Giambi. Thanks a lot EA Sports.

So now that Carmelo has taken his cellar-swelling team from the bottom to the postseason and Lebron has not, with close individual stats, why should Lebron get ROTY over Carmelo?

Barry Bonds passed Willie Mays to be 3rd all time. um... so... well ESPN made me THINK it warranted the hype. Whoops?

Football uniforms are traditionally too bland and un-creative to have especially ugly ones, but when they manage to make a bad uniform, it shows. And I actually LIKED the Patriots with drop-shadow italics, I'm sorry.

sorry, Montreal has it in the bags. Boston has played like shit these past three games, and are lucky Hey, I'm all about Canadians and Canadiens making the finals, but can they win three in a row against Boston, in Boston two of those nights?

Wait a sec...isn't the rainbow essentially the strike zone? That makes things easy doesn't it

Oh yeah, Habs are done after this blunder. Elimination game in Boston...I don't like the odds.

Edit: Please never say this again. Touche. But for every classically dressed Yankee you have a powder-blue Brave, a White Sock in shorts and a collared shirt, a deep-red Indian, and a polyester Pirate.

Is this WWE Experience show just going to be MORE house tours and army visits?

What was baseball thinking in the 70s? NOBODY looked good, to say nothing about the collars-and-shorts White Sox.

I'd have to say that the Red Sox are more msierable than the Cubs. Both teams choke, yes. But Red Sox fans come off as being bitter and vindictive toward the Yankees and everything, where as Cubs fans are a lot more easy-going and enjoy the games.

Have the Canucks EVER looked good? The hockey rinks were bland, the Flying Vs have been well documented, the skate was decent once they starting wearing white at home (read below), and the shark is bland as well. I was watching classic NHL on Wednesday and they showed Flames vs. Canucks from '89 and Vancouver was sporting yellow sweaters at home. I actually yelped because it hurt my eyes. Now the Dallas Uteruses sweater is just plain ugly, but the yellow sweaters with the skate....AH! What people are REALLY going to laugh at are the NBA uniforms in the 90s with all the cartoony crap, like the Hawks, Raptors, Rockets, Vancouver Grizzlies, Detroit Pistons in teal, all that. I heard that the Utah Jazz are scrapping the mountain jerseys to go back to the old logo...why? If any team needs to not reinvent itself by reinventing its past (what the hell...damn you throwback trend), it's the Jazz of Salt Lake City.

Lousy Ted Turner always wins in the end.

Ooohhhhhhhhhhhh, shit. No room? They're the fucking Chicago Tribune. They'll make room. So Prior is out, Maddux is a bust, and fucking SHAWN ESTES is winning games in Colorado! Well, Hendry better open up the purse strings a little more now...who would be a good fit on the mound at Wrigley?

Hey Colorado was no slouch that year...Sakic, Forsberg, Roy, C Lemieux, and more

Get your facts straight. Marlins had the shallow Giants. The Cubs faced the useless Braves.

Oh yeah everyone prefers the blue to the grey. I apologize to the white-grey purists of baseball, but those road uniforms are awful for the Cubs...in the playoffs they jsut went to white at home, blue on the road, and it was better.

Just like childbirth, the pain of the Cub fan is one you can't begin understand until you experience it, Anglesault.

That's crazy. It's because his father was killed and he didn't want to leave the Chicago Stadium. His father was killed and he didn't want to leave the Chicago Stadium. His father was killed and he didn't want to leave the Chicago Stadium. His father was killed and he didn't want to leave the Chicago Stadium. His father was killed and he didn't want to leave the Chicago Stadium. Are we clear?

Chicago Bulls, 1990-1998 Edmonton Oilers, 1982-1991 New York Yankees, 1996-present Boston Celtics, whenever that was San Francisco 49ers, whenever

Oh no, the poor Yankees went a whole 10 years without a world championship, boo fucking hoo. 18 years. and here I thought Cubs fans had it bad

Oh I have a limerick for that too. There once was a fellow named Milicic Who was certainly a coveted draft pick But when his skills were not ready On the bench he was steady Now he thinks Larry Brown is a fat prick Yeah I don't know what they wqere thinking either

In America, doctor fixes your broken jaw. In Russia, doctor fixes HIS broken jaw!