The Czech Republic

Zuh? American Dragon? I'll set the timer for that

Anderson and Scott Skiles. Oh yeah *smack*. How could I forget one of the only white guys to be on NBA Jam?... Don't forget John Stockton and Chris Mullin of Utah and Golden State, respectively, those 3-point wizards.

Well, I'm going to the cast party for the musical I've been in, so I'm not watching. But you bet your sweet ascot that I can give you the preview. Velocity brings you (but not me) great matches like the FBI against Orlando Jordan (wasn't he that 7-Up guy?), and New Too Cool. Also, WGTT takes on Ultimo Dragon and Funaki. (Numbah Two Announcer, just like we all guessed.) Rhyno and Splondky also have matches. Confidential most certainly does not cover the life and times of Crash Holly, thank you very much. But who needs a respectful reminescence when we've got a special look at the Elimination Chamber, Survivor Series debuts (the Undertaker, Rock, and Gobbledygooker WILL be mentioned. Furnas and LaFon will NOT), and trashy announcer Lilian Garcia sings at trashy ballpark Shea Stadium.

Just some woman Vince found. Be glad: Dusy's woman that he found was a prostitute.

Anyone else think that if Zach was working at Buger King he'd pretty much be like that pimple faced kid from the Simpsons? Bradshaw: My God, you're greasy... Zach: Mr. Johnson?? Help!

Michael Jordan appears with the Chicago Bulls in Tecmo Super NBA Basketball. Not like you could tell. Oh yeah, on topic: Barry Bonds is a colossal fuckwad.

Consider this: Simpsons, Seinfeld, and MST3K were all at their best around 1991-1996. Another good animated show is Dr. Katz, but not best ever.

You know how the Commissioner's office is with numbers, though...

In 8th grade, when Forgot About Dre came out, I thought the line "You wanna solve things in a bloodier way, just study a tape of NWA" was a reference to WarGames.

I've got amd love for Warren G and Nate Dogg.Regulators!!!!

90s hip-hop has never gone out of style with me. I love "Here Comes The Hotstepper." And I think Theodore is a very slick man, thus it would fit, hence my point.

Ravenbomb, it was SKBF. Who knows with that guy. I need to put "the food man" in my signature soon.

Would anybody else mark out like never before if they used Slick's music? It would work just fine for these guys, and it's better than whatever they have now. I now support the recycling of classic music.

Oh you know what would've been REALLY cool? If that Project Greenlight film, "The Battle of Shaker Heights" or whatever, incorporated the Beverly Brothers in some way shape or form. Now THAT is obscure.

it is pretty baddass!!!! It's badass because it is as far from badass as you can get without delving into the completely gimmicky.

Oh, we wrote months worth of stuff in the Fertig (cheap plug) thread. Fertig (cheap plug) was a huge success. For those who have yet to read Fertig (cheap plug) , I suggest you find a way to get acquainted with Tomko and Fertig (cheap plug) .

Nathan Jones = Powdered Toast Man

This reminds me of The Onion's "Popular Black Children's Names" and it had Dacron and Propecia on the list

He's at 99 as we speak, I say lock it at 99. That'd be funny. Also funny, if you could change my post count to "Useless Crap" so it says "Posts: Useless Crap" I'd laugh

You know I saw an experiment where they pasted Bill Clinton's facial features on Al Gore's head, and it looked just like Al Gore. If you put Nidia's facial features on Stone Cold Steve Austin's head, it would look a lot like Austin.

And if deciding between Las Vegas to Atlantic City, when in doubt, just say "I'm going to New Jersey." That'll set you straight as to where you should go.

sounds like Derp, like Mr. Derp on South Park.

Atlantic City just isn't the same. Likewise, Branson, Missouri. (Las Vegas run by Ned Flanders...whoa, Andy Williams!)

You spelled "testament" wrong.

You think you've got it bad Downhome, I'm being stalked by a guy who thinks that I'm Phil Donahue and I did Rod Roddy up the BUTT.