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OK TheCzechRepublicSC So yes Jimmy Jimmy, there have been many P's h-ing The C... Hey you got both my jokes! I should continue my TheCzechRepublicSC bit. Pirating music is SO evil and wrong, that when I see my roommate doing it, I look away from the monitor so as not to corrupt myself.

I'd like to believe we can trust Iran and re-establish diplomatic relations with them. The Islamic government that's been ruling since the revolution probably won't last a whole lot longer.

OOOOOOOOOOOOH! DUTCHMAN GONNA GET IT!!!

This sure is the Clippers' year!

IT'S GONE?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOO So I checked the Dallas site and I see no ugly jerseys, just those dark blue ones they had last year.

The Shot didn't put them "way into the lead," it only got them ahead by two points. I wish that game was in Chicago and not Salt Lake City so that they could've won it all at home. I hate when teams win championships on the road, especially the '98 Bulls.

Come on, WWE, debut Fist Rockbone. "Brock Lesnar" fits in that list more than anything has any right to.

I've never played poker for money, but I paid $50 to play in a big winner-take-all tournament because I need money to go to Denver next summer.

Michael Ian Black on I Love the 90s: ::riff from "Interstate Love Song" plays on a loopin the background:: "Yes. I remember the Pog. There was the Slammer. And there was the 8-Ball. And who can forget the Poison. I love you, Pog."

The Sox were good this year. They did blow it. And the El-Train Series wasn't that far off before and couldn't be that far off this year. Barring that collapse they would've won the AL Central and would've fared better than the Twins. OMG WTF YOU CAN'T SAY "WE" BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT PLAYING SO YOU DIDN'T WIN

They should be the Miami Marlins. State names should only be used when you don't want to alienate one of two major cities in your market (Minnesota in place of Minneapolis, Golden State in place of Oakland), the city name doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, (Salt Lake City Jazz), or you're the Angels. Anaheim? Come on. That being said, "Boston Patriots" should make a return also.

If I ran a website, every day I'd have a headline that said "Austin to return to ring? Click here for details!" and it would always say "Steve Austin is probably not returning to the ring." I think it would be funny, and really throw those marks for a loop.

Slab Bulkhead Fridge Largemeat Punt Speedchunk Butch Deadlift Bold Bigflank Splint Chesthair Flint Ironstag Bolt Vanderhuge Blast Hardcheese Thick McRunfast Buff Drinklot Trunk Slamchest Fist Rockbone Stump Beefknob Smash Lampjaw Punch Rockgroin Buck Plankchest Stomp Chunkman Rip Slagcheek Punch Sideiron Gristle McThornbody Slake Fistcrunch Bob Johnson Blast Thickneck Big McLargehuge Beat Punchbeef Hack Blowfists

Ooh let me try let me try! Does that have something to do with some sort of theme park in Indiana?

I've given freestyling a shot, I'm not bad

I've been bored lately and reading all those crazy theories about the Illuminati, reptilian bloodlines, the Rothschild family, Mormons, Freemasory, the Watchtower Society, the New World Order, and all that stuff that boils down to the people supposedly controlling the world. Crazy as it all is, it is rather interesting. I guess what I'm going for in this thread is some help in deciphering all this stuff, or saying why this is all bullshit. Is there any truth in the New World Order? Or is just a case of anything making a drop of sense at 12:30 AM?

I have a picture from Triple H's wedding, he entered to Motorhead with his lights and everything. He forgot to put a jean jacket over the tux though. Oh I made it in five minutes, sorry.

It was for having a giant penis!

I always liked Hugh Morrus. I got into him during the later part of the Dungeon of Doom, when they were trying to kill Chris Benoit instead of Hulk Hogan when the NWO corned the market on Huge Evil Stable.

bob: Ooooh, Burt Reynolds!!! Norm: That's not my name. bob: Turd Ferguson!!! Norm: Yeah, what do you want? bob: You climaxed! Norm: No I didn't. bob: Yes you did. Norm: Yeah well that's your opinion.

I thought that it said "bad things happen in trees" and maybe some athlete had an accident up in that big sycamore in his front yard.

Hey Downhome we're watching The Hudsucker Proxy in my AP economics class.

Aw crap. I liked him on Press Your Luck too. Great great show that was.

Wait? TheGame2705? THE Game? He's...BANNED? I never would have guessed!

Wait a minute, run this by me again. TheGame2705 is BANNED? Now THIS came out of left field.