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Right away Ace Reporter, Gregory Helms chimes in, "I knew it was Prince Paul all along" At which point Eric Bischoff says"Your suspended" No first we'd have to have Reporter Helms ragging on some random person for being PP and attacking them backstage because he's "sure" it's him. Just like when Bradshaw was looking for the mole! And Mole is part of the PP saga! It all ties together!

No, Kane IS Prince Paul. "This RAW is my fucking hostage!" "K-N rules all, read poetry, fucktards!" "Undertaker's mom was so hot last night and she was dead too!" "Shut up Eagan! K-N rules all!" "I deserve this match because I rule all, fucktards! I fucked Undertaker's mom!" and so forth

Shane: "Kane, you piece of flaming shit, you're gonna die, you dirty bastard!" Kane: "Whoa, take it to No Holds Barred."

Terri: "Kane, the rumor tonight has been that Rob Van Dam is out for revenge, and tonight he's brought back an old friend to help." Kane: "Source please!"

When Kane is about do cut a promo but then reconsiders... "Um.....plus one." Then walks backstage again.

calling it the RKO is a slap in the face to Orson Welles lol Almost like when Hurricane called Kane "Citizen Kane" and NOBODY got it.

Umm...how would he do that? "Oh Em Gee, Ban pulls! One!"

Kane is invincible unless the source of his powers is destroyed, just like '94 Taker.

the nuts No they change it to something decidedly non-genital...feet?

I said I didn't know how it was spelled asshole, go have fun with you're cult state that revolves around the fuckin packers loser. Hovan is gonna fuckin murder Brett Favre and I'm gonna enjoy it. I think Kotz is from a Carolina, so he doesn't even get the full "Paicker" experience like I do being right on the wrong side of the WI/IL state line.

Justin Timberlake is a poor imitation of Michael Jackson. R2DFooster McSockman is reading this thread.

Agreed on Animals. Here's my top 5... 1. Animals 2. Wish You Were Here 3. P.U.L.S.E. 4. Dark Side of the Moon 5. The Wall I enjoy 'Meddle' but hate 'San Tropez'. I think 'The Final Cut' is under-rated as it has a few gems on there. Yeah, I echo the sentiments: 'The Division Bell' is great. I'm just not feeling Animals, except for "Sheep." Top Ten: (this changes by like the day) 1. Wish You Were Here 2. Dark Side Of The Moon 3. The Wall 4. Obscured By Clouds 5. Meddle 6. Animals 7. The Division Bell 8. Ummagumma 9. A Saucerful of Secrets 10. The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn P.S.: Is anybody else besides me and Darryl feeling the Stairway-High Hopes connection? Fun fact: If The Division Bell was never released, the Stairway lyric "The Piper will lead us to reason" would accurately reflect the Pink Floyd discography of original releases.

Um..."Lie, Cheat, and Steal," and it sounds like it's an in-house theme.

Yeah, but they bypass eloquent people for "stonecold is teh best he shold beat evryone with a stonecold stunner and thats the bttom line cuz Ryan said so!"

I don't know if it was a fuck-up, but Matthews and Tazz on Velocity tonight was fucked up.

Better: "There's No One Like You" by the Scorpions. "Right Now" Van Halen

It's all good. Hopefully both

WCW Sid: "I have HALF the brains that YOU do!" And now...AMBIGUOUSLY GAY PROMOS Stevie Ray on WCWSN: Stevie Ray: "You want me? You got me, baby. Take me about, mmm, three, four minutes to take off my clothes, get in my garb, and I'll get in the ring, and I'm gonna get in your BUTT. It ain't gonna take long, Hennig." Tank Abbott: "I want someone big...and sexy!" Goldberg: "I admire your skill...I admire your size. But one thing I will not stand for is your mouth. You come from behind! Tonight, I stomp a hole in your ass! You come out from the back, and you show me, Sid..one-on-one, who the man is! Your ass is next!"

Raven stole Moppy, and stuck it in the wood-chipper...or didn't. Took a while... Raven: "argh... come on, stupid" Resulted in way too much of Raven providing Moppy's voice

Yeah...that's the ticket.

How could we forget: Hogan And The Stalling Motorcycle Of Doom

Seriously: Rob Van Dam shows up on Smackdown in a blue SD! shirt, explaining that his career is in a dead end on Raw, and he wants upward mobility. John Cena comes out and says RVD can't step on his turf, so Stephanie says that if RVD wins, she'll try her best to work out a trade. RVD beats Cena and is congratulated by members of the SD locker room, welcoming him to the show. On the next Raw, Bischoff is not pleased. He says that RVD is stuck on Raw, and punishes him with matches against Mark Henry and Test. However, Austin comes out, and says that if RVD doesn't want to work for them, then they should respect his desire to gain upward mobility...after all, Stone Cold didn't become Stone Cold until he found a new place to work. Austin thanks RVD for everything and lets him go to Smackdown. Grabbing for straws, a desperate Bischoff tries to bring up the trade clause, when Austin unveils he has indeed made a trade, as Undertaker shows up on Raw.

But they'll never be able to explain why he has to be a butler!

Men On A Mission accidentally defeat the Quebecers for the titles when Mabel crushes Jacques who physically cannot kick out. Goldberg in a broom closet.

With the end of summer soon upon us, I would like to provide a message-board alternative to the Jerry Lewis Telethon. However, instead of using poor stand-up acts to help find a cure for muscular dystrophy, we will use our superior minds for what makes a good product to help find a cure for shitty RAW. So I'm asking you, my fellow posters, to pledge your fantasy booking ideas to the Post-A-Thon in an effort to see how many good ideas we can come up with for the future months based off existing storylines. I'm depending on you guys to make a difference and raise awareness of the sad fact that VIAM. So from now until the end of Labor Day, let's string together as many various ideas from various wrestlers as we can, in a valiant effort to combat the inferior quality of WWE.