The Czech Republic

This is old news. It's not so much that he wanted to pack up and go, but he requested that there be a clause that says if business doesn't pick up in Milwaukee over the next few years, that he can have the option to relocate. Senator Herb Kohl freaked out, knowing that if he let the Bucks slip away, during an election year, he was finished. Personally I don't see Las Vegas as working. You just know something gambling-related will go terribly wrong in a matter of time. Also, Wisconsin loves its sports teams (though the other teams are not loved to the same degree as the Packers...thank God), and the Bradley Center is a good arena to play in.

Right now the 1975 Rose Bowl is on. The announcers aren't good and the picture quality is bad. Nope, no need to bother with Gretzky-era NHL games.

If he starts a thread saying "I am new" ready the ol' banning finger. (?) BTW, I had a feeling Beefeater was Paul, but wasn't a million percent sure, so I made that Choose Your Own Adventure post.

Mole, if they could ban his IP address, they would have by now. He's on AOL and it's dynamic or something, so he can never be banned.

The worst are those kinds that are wacky and zany. Not quite shock-jocks, just wacky. They tend to have an unmatched abundance of funny news stories from Finland or Cameroon that involve a man being punished for a speeding ticket with a vasectomy or something like that. For their bumpers coming back out of a break, they will invariably have some hodgepodge of movie lines taken out of context like "I can't believe these idiots are here!" "It's the Josh and Ruth Morning Show!" "This is what happens when the inmates run the asylum." "Right here on Magic 96!" These shows are my enemy.

All In The Family and Seinfeld share the #1 sitcom spot. If M*A*S*H was only five seasons, kept the original cast, and were to end with Blake dying, it would probably be the best show ever.

How did anyone see this title and not instantly reply with "turn your monitor on"?

Oh yeah, he's in the pantheon of the greats all right.

Just need to vent here, no fancy essay or anything. I've been waking up early lately, and as a result I've been experiencing the morning shows on television and radio more than often. Whilst in the car, I've been subjected to a terrible morning show on the radio. I hate HATE these programs so much. I could go on forever detailing all the stupidity of these shows, but I don't feel like typing it all, so I'll just say the only good morning show around here is the morning news on channel 9. Everything else sucks.

A Czech Republic "CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE! © " post: You have started a thread proclaiming your newness. (Novelty?) If you are a legitimate addition to the board, turn to page 43. If you are Prince Paul or a similar dorkwad, turn to page 176. If you wish to enter the castle through the back door, turn to page 8. PAGE 43: Welcome to the board, Beefeater. I assume you make a fine gin, and guard the palace well. As you are a legitimate poster, I apologize for my colleagues and their cynicism. As you would know from lurking, we can no longer accept new posters showing up as themselves, and must challenge them at every turn. But anyway, glad to see you here, and here's hoping you engage in some good conversation and arguments here at TSM. PAGE 176: You fucking fuck, you suck at everything. You're living on borrowed time here, and we're just waiting for you to break out the READ POETRY catchphrase so a mod can pull the trigger on you. Just excuse yourself before you are excused, you stupid waste of air and bandwidth. I hate you. PAGE 8: In your quest to enter the castle of Gargzhanov, you have decided to be stealthy and sneak in through the back door! After swimming across the moat and befriending the oft-misunderstood monster that lurks in the murky waters, you have made it to the castle. Now you must get to the tower to save the princess.

What's with the "Your Father's" ESPN Classic on weekdays mornings? What is that supposed to mean, or make it any different? All I've gathered is that there's a whole lotta Howard Cosell.

I see nothing wrong with this.

I thought they changed their name to "limpbizkit"

I like ESPN Classic, but I would like it a whole lot more if they showed less college football. It's on year-round, and I really couldn't care less about the 1991 Peach Bowl. They should show more college basketball and NHL.

Haha! Who? The Choke Artists? Atlanta is aired in Philly? Heh, Didn't know that Cubs and Braves are both nationally televised

CRZ: Zach is LIMPING!

I bet we thought of that before Tazz did. He's stealing our material! Just like Scott Hudson!

His laig!! Think she was sitting next to Scott and "Rob's" sister?

Guerrero? I thought it was Gunner Stahl from Team Iceland.

Fake Leg will break YOU, Brock. Don't mess.

Thank you god. We need a society of Fooster watchers here, people. I can't do it all by myself. I was a Fooster watcher before it was the hip thing.

Led Zeppelin is a thousand times better than any metal band out right now.

Oh I bet they were high all right

I pity the fools who have SmackDown pre-empted for a team that's already mathematically out of contention.

Only the great Stone Cold can intimidate Vince. And nowadays, he isn't a wrestler either. Whatever