HollywoodSpikeJenkins

"The Final Countdown" - Europe

Starcraft > Warcraft.

Promo: “Traitors Never Play Hangman; AKA: What You Missed on Storm” -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As SWF Storm continues, a sore “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins walks through the hallway, clutching his back after taking a beating from Landon Maddix. Holding a piece of paper in his free hand, Spike walks up to a door and without knocking, swings it open. Jenkins walks into the locker room to find none-other than “The Hell Machine” and Head of SWF Security, Janus doing some pre-match stretches. “I heard you wanted to see me…” says Jenkins. “You could have knocked.” “I heard you wanted to see me…” says Spike again, with a little aggravation in his voice. Janus stops stretching and looks over at the scrawny-in-comparison Jenkins, grinning slightly. “Yes, we do want to speak to you.” “About?” “Well, for starters, you attacking people left and right…namely Zyon and Mak Francis.” “Do you have a problem with me doing that?” Spike says sarcastically. Janus takes a step towards the Hollywood Superstar, trying to intimidate the Cruiserweight. “Yes,” he growls, “WE do.” “Well…” Spike says, as he takes a step closer to Janus, “What exactly do you plan on doing about it? What you did to Landon? You want to show off your strength and pick on someone smaller than you? Go ahead, big guy. But I really don’t think you want to make an enemy out of me. You saw what I did. I put a pipe to Zyon’s head because he wanted to embarrass me once again. He wanted to make me look like a fool. To Mak? Everyone knew that I was going to be the guy to take Mak Francis out. It was my destiny. I did what Zyon planned on doing. I broke the neck of the man that showed me the way.” Janus continues grinning as he stares into the now dark eyes of Jenkins’, “Spike, you completely misunderstood our position in this company. If things get out of hand, then we will get involved. What happened to Landon was strictly a case of shutting Landon up. You…you, on the other hand, we have plans for. As Head of Security for the SWF, I feel the need, as a friend of course, to warn you.” “Warn me? You think I’m scared of you?” “You very well should be…” Janus says with a straight face, “But all I am saying, is that if you don’t stop attacking people…something bad may happen.” “Is that a threat?” Jenkins asks as he steps closer to Janus, looking up at the giant Hell Machine with no fear in his face. Janus chuckles slightly, shakes his head, and looks back down at The New Straight Edge Sensation, “Spike, if WE wanted to do something, WE WOULD do something. We let karma take care of her own dirty work.” “Well, let me tell YOU something,” Spike says as he now steps only a few inches away from Janus. He lifts his hands into the air and uses his fingers as parenthesis, “ WE aren’t scared of THEM and WE will kick the shit out of YOU!” “After all these years and still as stupid as ever…” “If you plan on doing something, Janus, you better not even bother. No one is going to stand in my way, anymore.” “From what I saw, you just lost to Landon Maddix…” “Landon got lucky!” Spike shouts. “On Smarkdown, Landon Maddix went to a time-limit draw with Jay Hawke…” Spike looks up at Janus with a confused look, “So what?” “How about…on Storm…you wrestle Jay Hawke…one-on-one?” “Do you think I care?” “…In a submissions match.” “Listen, Mr. Head of Security, I am not afraid of anybody. Not Landon Maddix, not Jay Hawke and defiantly not YOU!” “You have someone waiting in the shadows, waiting for the right time to strike…you should be afraid of him.” Spike turns swiftly and storms out of the room, “I’ll kill Zyon before he gets his shot at me!” Spike stomps down the hallway, leaving The Hell Machine to get back to his stretches. Still grinning, he shakes his head… “I wasn’t talking about Zyon.” ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After another successful night in the SWF, Zyon heads for the exit of the arena. Coming off a big victory over Amy Stephens, for once in the past month, he only has one thing on his mind and that is to shower and get some sleep. Zyon hasn’t been getting much sleep lately; personal demons have been haunting him to no end. His best friend has apparently lost his mind and attacked him with a pipe, sending him home with a concussion for almost two weeks. Not to mention other…“issues” at home. Things that he has been trying to get off his mind, trying anything to forget. A security official waves at him as he heads towards the door… …But a shadowy figure comes out from a corner, following Zyon… Zyon, completely unaware of the person, continues walking… …Until he feels his hot breath bounce off plastic and hit him in the face! “WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?” Zyon screams as he begins to struggle. The shadowy figure is “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins. Following Zyon towards the exit, the only thing in his hand is a simple plastic bag. Wrapping it over the head of Zyon, he pulls back on it, trying to suffocate his former best friend. Zyon struggles to fight Spike off, but Spike keeps his grip on the bag tightly as he pushes Zyon face first to the mat. “I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU! I’LL KILL YOU!” screams Spike. Zyon struggles on the ground like a fish out of water, as Spike kneels over him. Footsteps behind the two are heard as the security guard from before and a bunch of other guards run up to the two. Four of them grab Spike by the waist and drag him, kicking and screaming, away from Zyon. Three of the security guards pull the bag off of Zyon’s head, allowing the Unique Youth to get a good gasp of air. Leaving his former best friend choking on his own spit, coughing for air, and nearly vomiting, Jenkins is dragged out of the arena. “I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU! I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!” This month just keeps getting worse and worse for Zyon…

Got Pussy?

Yes.

No.

The ghost in the movie/from the game kills one of the characters outside of the game when they all stopped playing. Once they started the game, they were gonna die, so the only chance they had was to play.

Frankie Muniz is in this movie and nobody in the theater knew it until 30 minutes in. It was hilarious. "That's cheating bitch!" Death has wall hacks.

J3 is gonna job you.

Hey...lets talk about the show. Better yet, lets talk about me.

Totally not gay.

The one match I always requested not to be booked in because its a PPV-caliber match and the one time I forget to mention it, it gets booked. Ironic?

What spot between Jimmy and BJ?

I call opening promo.

It's not fair to say that Locke episodes are the best because Locke's flashbacks had nothing to do with what was going on tonight.

Now how did I miss that?

Very interesting...

Who?

Desmond ran towards the center of the island/the question mark?

DHARMA logo on the plane.

Shit is breaking the fuck down.

Isn't Whitmer suppose to be the face after leaving Laceys Angels? Or is he feuding with Daniels and turned heel? So lets see... BJ was in a very over tag team (making him very over for the first time in ever) and they turned him heel, then turned him face, then turned him heel again. Jimmy was a very over babyface, who they turned heel, only to have him turn face again. And Lacey is still a heel. Smart booking with these three...

He JUST TURNED HEEL, though.

Speaking of Mike sucking... Yeah, he sucked.

Yeah, they are bland. But that doesn't stop the match from being one of the best tag matches of the past couple of years.