Okay, okay.
So, Babalu is a member of Team Gracie Barra, as am I. I heard in passing, that Babalu invited a black belt (not naming names and no, not from my school) over to Cali, all expenses paid, to hang out. And when I say all expenses paid, I mean Babalu paid for the airfare, comped front row tickets, the hotel, the after-party at the strip clubs, the works. So while this big after-party is going down, said black belt meets a *hot* girl and they begin flirting around all night. Eventually into the AM, most of the party goes back to the hotel. At the hotel, they continue flirting with the girl going, "Can you show me some moves?" The black belt responds with, "Show me your mount." So they go to a bedroom and she mounts him and they start messing around.
Meanwhile, Babalu is passed out in the hot tub, in typical fashion. After a while, he wakes up and stumbles into the bedroom and the girl SHRIEKS and runs into the bathroom, locking herself in the room. The black belt is all confused until Babalu storms at him, screaming "THAT'S MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!"
Everyone at the party starts freaking out, while the black belt is going "I didn't know" over and over. Babalu turns his attention to the bathroom door and starts banging on it, trying to get the girl to open up.
The best part is, the black belt who was messing with the girl goes, "I thought you were married?"
Babalu responds, "I am, but SHE'S MY BITCH!"