HollywoodSpikeJenkins

Jerry Lynn's Cradle Piledriver.

I train with a purple belt who is friends with Nick Catone. He swears that he will beat Amir.

Oh man, BJ's mom was busted. Ewww. And I think I remember GSP's sister being pretty cute. I don't know, I have a thing for Canadian girls.

GOD DAMN IT McLOVIN!

I was driving on the expressway yesterday when the car in front of me had a tire pop, a layer of rubber flew out from underneath their car and hit mine, taking off a piece of the front bumper. I brought it to a shop this morning for an estimate and its $500. Really an expense I didn't need right now and is going to put me in a hole for a couple of weeks. Freak accident, but this is the second time something like that has happened to me in the span of three months.

Where has Ryan been?

Not hot.

I weighed 186 this morning.

I was expecting it to be Russo who shot Locke, so I was sorta disappointed when it was Ethan Rom.

I wish it was two hours every week.

I'm expecting her to be Faradays mother.

I'm sad Neil is dead.

What a dick comment.

Nice cameo. "Oh yeah, Libby says hi."

If only he was this entertaining on TUF.

Time to rehire Torrie Wilson.

"You used to be a boxer just like me?" "Yup. They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe."

I never understood why they brought in DiBiase to join the NWO. He was like, the fourth or fifth member! TED DIBIASE!

Don't weigh yourself before bed. Only when you wake up in the morning (after going to the bathroom).

I don't think I can like any fight that involves Krzystof.

Remember when Batista was killing people with a clothesline? Those were the days.

God, you people are fat.

Oh, and everyones facebook status. I just don't care.

Cars. I don't know and I don't care. My brothers best friend (who happened to be my old best friend until I grew up) is the worst with this. He's 22, a total stoner with no job, the ugliest girlfriend who will not shut up about trying to sleep with me, barely shows up to school, has no job and no ambition in life. But yet, his mom bought him a 2007 Mustang and its everything to him. He will not shut up about this stupid car. We can be talking about something completely different and it comes back to the car. He thinks he is the coolest guy on the planet because he has this car, yet I've seen 4 or 5 of them in our neighborhood (same stupid yellow color and everything). It's ridiculous.

Farley carried Spade on his fat back with the ripped little coat on.