Last year at my old companies christmas party, I got plastered off whiskey and made out with the accountant woman, who then made out with one of the VP's in front of his 16 year old son, who I use to smoke joints with. I then went on to hit on every hot girl within a 5 year age difference. It sucked since it was on a Thursday and we had work the next day.
This year, my new company is very small (only 5 people), so the boss is having a small party at his place. Good thing I have a party to go to that night, so I won't have to stay long.