HollywoodSpikeJenkins

If I team with Joe, and job to one of the Briscoe's, will I get a title shot too?

I plan on being first in line to see this, opening day. I'll also be the only person on line.

SABIN WINS~!

Funny.

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Daredevil vs. David Cross - Double No Show? Jimmy “the Demon” Liston vs. “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins - NP Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix © vs. Jacob Helmsley - I don't think Landon is going to lose the title so fast, and Jake may end up no showing. Hopefully he doesn't. Todd Royal vs. “the Black Angel” Aecas - Aecas can't write, so Todd.

Daredevil vs. David Cross Jimmy “the Demon” Liston vs. “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix © vs. Jacob Helmsley Todd Royal vs. “the Black Angel” Aecas 4 matches? Meh.

Todd wrote most of the match, but I didn't get it till about an hour or so before the extension deadline, so I had to slap a ending on it. Shame too, because I had some good ideas for it.

I have no idea if I'm in the Rumble either. And a promo from Heyross, and possibly a match with Brock...

If they wanted a Latina, why not sign Becky Bayless (I'm pretty sure she's spanish or something)? And where the hell is Alexis Laree?

Trust me, you don't want to know.

Velocity > Smackdown

Socom. I just, couldn't do it.

How was TWGTT/LondonSpanky?

Jewel Staite is hot. Yeah, that's all I'm contributing.

Vampiro? An ego? No way.

Pete, are you saying I'm going to no show? You son of a bitch.....ahh fuck. I probably will.

Benoit is number one, so obviously him. I'd say Batista/Show/or Kane.

Jesus Christ...this better be sarcasm. The turn happened in THE LAST MINUTE OF THE LAST LIVE SHOW. There has been a break in live programming for the last 2 weeks. So, since his turn the next minute of new programming hasn't even begun and already there's bitching that Punk doesn't get mic time?!?!?! What if he gets segment #1, this week?! Can we PLEASE wait to see the show before being negative? Yeah. Michrome, shoot yerself kindly, please.

Thoth, where do you get your drugs?

D'Lo said he would never return to WWE.

Fuck, don't tell me I missed my shot at being in the Rumble.

I don't like my match at all, but the ending is pretty sweet, IMO.

Will Sasso and Alex Borstein are hilarious. But every since 2000+, it's been horrible. But during Mad TV's best years, it was a lot funnier then SNL. Edit: Nicole Sullivan had her moments also.

Orlando Bloom is horrible. What exactly did he do in LOTR that made every women on the planet fall in love with him? He never did anything. He had the same amount of lines as Gimli. What's the big deal? And Affleck is overrated, even in Chasing Amy. Jason Lee > Ben Affleck.