Holy shit, I can't believe no one thought of this until me just now...literally, 2 minutes ago. My next pick is... 
  
  
 
  
  
Spiderpig! 
  
Spiderpig, Spiderpig. 
Does whatever Spiderpig does. 
Can he swing from a web? 
No, he can't...he's a pig. 
Looooook out, he's a Spiderpig.