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In heaven. He plays in the NFC in heaven. He made the All-Angel team this year.

So who gets Parker's spot in the Pro Bowl: Fred or Sean Taylor? Also: The Steelers are fucked.

I have no opinion on this topic. My own pursuit of perfection hit a roadblock recently. I'm eating some humble pie right now, let me tell ya.

That one's not quite as flattering. I don't know. She looks like every Christian youth club girl I ever secretly wanted to nail in high school.

I recall them showing up about a decade ago and losing Best Album to your beloved Steely Dan, Czech. Thom Yorke was scarred for life.

I thought he was just an alpaca. If nothing else, the guy should at least get some sun.

"A Sentence of Sorts in Kongsvinger" is fun. Shake your ass to that song title. Also: That dick was clearly fluffed prior to exposure.

I'm trying to reconcile my distaste for almost every aspect (album title, song titles, lyrical content) of Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer? with my fondness for the album itself.

You're blowing my mind right now.

Probably just deez nuts. I wouldn't get worked up about it.

Country folk can't help it. Have you ever been to the South? What else are these hillbillies going to do but have babies? Gives 'em an excuse to make late night trips to Wal-Mart.

Yes, it is.

It ain't for us to judge.

What a misleading thread title! I thought we were going to have our first documented TSM deathbed post.

A baby is a gift from God. It's a cute, flabby little present. It is not for us to say whether it is a good thing or a bad thing for Jamie Lynn Spears to be impregnated by her live-in boyfriend. It's all a part of God's plan for her.

I thought this was a gimmick. I'm disappointed.

The gay threesome scene where the guy sings the American national anthem into the other guy's ass was interesting. One of the best renditions of that song I've heard, too.

One last word on Dungy: Despite the Super Bowl Gruden won and the (scattered) success he's had in Tampa since then, I will never forgive the Glazers for firing Tony Dungy. I'm almost (but not really) glad that he's embarrassed us the two times we've played the Colts since he's been there.

Skye! I had a dream about you last night! PM plz 4 nfo.

Well, it's not like those guys just happen to live in Indianapolis. Dungy helped build that team.

Dungy gets credit for keeping the team rolling despite a potentially crippling number of injuries this year. And he's finally gotten that defense around to being the strength of the team.

Good for a wank or two, I thought.

I picked Romeo Crennel and Brian Billick. One did a lot with a little, the other did nothing with plenty. This is how I determine these things. Marvin Lewis was a close second, and I'm wondering if they're not going to have to implode that team and start over. Ignoring the provided list for a second, who's your coach of the year, Czech? No one? Alternate universe Bears coach?

So the Vikings didn't look any good tonight. I'm starting to feel pretty good about the first round of the playoffs.