Nighthawk

Speaking of guys hitting girls, and girls saying fucked up shit there's a pretty good story about it in The Dirt. Apparently the Crue had some girl with them who kept calling Tommy Lee's mother a cunt, and he's getting madder and madder and he tells her to stop before something happens. She didn't, and he punched her in the face and threw her out of the limo. Their manager left to go deal with her, saying "Any one of us would have done that, but somebody has to go help her pick up her teeth." Line of the century. Usually I wouldn't hit a girl, I'm generally able to restrain them, and yeah, they try to bite you and stuff. Usually I would let them. It's like "Hey bitch, I'm a cutter, I did backyard wrestling, and I've strangled a cat or two (now that's clawing). Do your worst." 5 on one, though? Morals aside, I'm fucking shit up.

Mushrooms on a burger are awesome. Has to be the right kind of cheese though. Must be white, nothing yellow is the shorthand.

Oh man, girls are so totally the worst, perhaps because they think they can get away with it (and apparently they can). As fucked up as the girl in the picture was, I've seen worse. The result of an honest to god curb stomp was the worst, and that was girl on girl. I've been in a physical fight with girls before, and I'm not a small guy, I don't know what they were thinking. There's just this concept that if you're a girl, violence is ok. There's no taboo.

I will go against the grain and say that they are one of my favorite bands too. Well, not one of my favorite, because my favorite would have to be metal or Christina Aguilera, but they are really good. I have all their albums, and enjoy them all. I think Noel is a great songwriter, and the Gallaghers are also complete and total dicks, which I find hilarious. You kind of know what you're getting, though. They have a rather distinct sound. So just get What's the Story, and if you like that a lot, you're safe with all the rest of their albums.

Oh, the board is shit, but it means a lot to me too. Good stuff about being drunk, too. I was drunk the other day and ran the gauntlet of my entire phone book. Some good stuff there, including demanding to my aunt that she listen to me sing Danzig's "Mother" and also calling this girl I know's house phone and leaving this insane, rambling voice mail for her entire family to hear. Also slept on the porch. Intentionally, though. I was lying in bed and was like "It's too hot, I can't deal with this shit! Fuck this, I'm sleeping outside!" I have made my 1000th commitment to never drink again.

The correct term would actually be xenophobic, and not racist. If he had said something about white people it would be racist. It's one of my favorite words because it's needed a lot and nobody knows it. It's like racism, but against a country.

No. I'm going to say it wasn't good at all. In fact, leaving the theater I remarked "Poor Ashley Judd." But it was incredibly enjoyable, I had so much fun with this one. I suppose it was well cast. Ashley Judd was good, and so was Harry Connick Jr. It was just a shitty movie. I still loved every second of it. It ends in double self immolation for chrissakes. And the doctor taking a hit off the pipe, oh god that slayed me. I'm buying the shit out of that dvd. Which is out tomorrow. YES!

Be proud of that shit. Hell, I showed my cock and I'm proud of that. The quote in my signature was sweet, beautiful drunk talk. The only one who should not be proud of his threads is KOAB.

Yeah, that is totally an old one, but the answer is no. The law regards them as two people. In fact, if you have a rape fantasy, that's a good way to get away with it. Find yourself some conjoined twins, seduce one and be a total dick to the other. They tend to stick pretty close together though (pun totally intended). Guns N Roses - Appetite For Destruction Favorite record ever, I can rock out to that no matter what the context. Ying Yang Twins - Me and My Brother Just a total mind killing party record. Put that on and I'll totally forget that I'm stuck on a desert island. Pig Destroyer - Phantom Limb I wanted a grindcore album, and as of now, this is my favorite one. Something to rage with about the fact that I'm stuck on a desert island. Mayhem - De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas This one reminds me that as bad as a I have it, it could be worse. I could be those guys. Christina Aguilera - Stripped I just really like it. I have no excuse. The underlying reason behind all of those is just that they rock, and I think among those five, there's a pretty good balance.

I think Shakespeare is pretty tits. I've read everything he's ever done, which was a chore, I was basically doing it to say I did it. That was pretty dry, and I'm not one for live theater, so I'd say movie adaptations are my favorite element of his work. I particularly like the Kurosawa versions. I'd say his best work was objectively King Lear, but Macbeth is more of a personal favorite. Regarding Kurosawa, I do like Ran better than Throne of Blood, though. Also, the Cosby Show where Theo has to read Macbeth was one of my favorite episodes.

Society should redefine the word cool. Smoking weed and causing trouble is cool. Being responsible and helping people is not cool. You can't change that. Make cool something you don't want to be. Like "Fuck that guy, he's cool. Faggot." Kinda like we did with the word nigger, except in reverse.

Yeah, that guy's a goddamn faggot.

Touche.

I think "underrated" and "unheard of" are two different things.

Jackals: the animal kingdom version of Jesus Christ.

A jackal.

I thought the ending was terrible. Where the hell was he? Outworld? But on the plus side, Robert Forster blabbering on about god knows what.

That's pretty good, comparing wrestling to touring musicians, but I'd go more like rock/porn star. Maybe stuntman, too. In fact, it's exactly like being Steve-O.

Oh, I dunno, some people seemed to. I remember a great quote from I think fuckin' Timbaland of all people said "She got her license and crashed up the block." But no, I don't expect Britney to pull it together, but you never know. Her career might be beyond saving. Maybe just pose for Playboy while she still can and write a tell all book.

I actually found the Black Mask situation with Stephanie Brown even worse in some ways. But yes, he's quite good. He did some really out there stuff during No Man's Land as well.

I know a little about it. To the best of my ability to discern, I think Steev Mike was just an alternate name he used/considered using/uses. And he wears some sort of hairpiece. It doesn't have to be a long hairpiece, he could make himself look like he has short hair. Weird Al has done it.

Beats the shit out of me. You know what I just noticed I haven't had in years? Planter's Cheez Balls. I used to love the shit when I was a kid.

I do get those from time to time, but I generally use the term in a less clinical sense. Just, something happens when I sleep, and I will either lie there in panic, or sometimes I will wake all the way up. More genuine night terrors are typically not associated with events, but general feelings of terror, which I could, were I so inclined, associate with ghosts (or Dementors), but there's never any sense of that. Sometimes I do just have terrible dreams that wake me up, but I don't always remember this. I'm not sure if it's because there wasn't any, or if I just forgot. On the occasion I sleep around somebody else, I have been told I get up without realizing it, too. This has been a fairly recent thing for me, I would suppose it's due to some stress I'm under about various things. And hopefully will pass.

I don't believe they are ghosts, but a combination of other things. I'm a former drug user, current drink a loter, insomniac and lucid dreamer. I often have dreams that start with me dreaming that I wake up in my own bed. Just last night I had one where I got up and started cleaning my room, and everything was perfectly normal except that I found I had three phones for some reason. They can hold a conversation. They'll give me advice about things I was wondering, or occasionally chat about old movies or something dumb like that. None of them ever seem malevolent. I do get night terrors, which is partially responsible for my not getting enough sleep, but none of those are ever about ghosts.

I oughta post more in this folder. Adrian Veidt (he was good and evil at the same time... that's hard to write) Shuma Gorath (he wasn't written all too well, but there was such potential) Mephistopheles Galactus Brainiac Thanos Electro (he's underrated) Quite honestly I consider it a three way tie between Dr. Doom, Magneto and the Joker, though.