Nighthawk

I don't have the slightest idea what a Skypager is. So no.

Are you asking that about yourself? I like you pbone. It's just too much, too soon. I can get away with blitz posting because I'm a known commodity. I've done everything here from prove that the Bible was literally true (with many long, detailed, long posts... long) to show pictures of myself inserting a toy buzzsaw into my urethra. Even if people think it's too much, or don't care about me, they know I'm an ok guy. There's no reason to actively dislike me. With you... who knows?

Does that bother you? I'm very honest about my flaws. I mean, it's not like I'm going Incandenza on you. I'm trying to be nice to you.

I will hopefully be at 60% income (it raises by tens, I'm at 40% now), hopefully in a better apartment (this one is fine, but if I have more money, why not), probably still in this area. I also seriously hope that I have a girlfriend, because hookups have became hollow and depressing, and I am really a very lonely man.

Jesus, floyd, you asked me how sex was in other countries. You beg for it, and then say you're sick of it? You are a pussy. If you don't like the in-your-face Milky, you can just stay out of the folder. I am just Dave everywhere else.

I'm not, though! Just yesterday I said the words "I desperately want to be in a relationship, and couldn't care less if I never had sex again." That was in response to the part you edited out.

Out of all the things to doubt, you pick that? It was in Kentucky. It's not that big a deal there. And nobody found out. And it was years ago. And if they did find out, they wouldn't care. You are very naive.

That's like going up to Pavarotti and saying "Teach me to sing like you."

With Milky you don't get what you expect... you get what you deserve.

I'm in there right now and you're not there. You really do suck.

I went in there and there was nobody there. That's not very enticing...

Sure it is. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. In fact... that is what I see when I close my eyes.

The board was found likely through searching for various wrestling things. I don't remember exactly, but it's not an exciting story. I read for a while before I joined, and then I sort of posted my opinions about things without getting noticed, although a handful of people did notice me, I got occasional comments like "Oh yeah, you're that guy from the movies folder. You always say good stuff." The beginning of my true career was a thread in the (I believe at the time it was called) Porn folder about naming your fetishes or something, and Banky and I went back and forth saying the craziest shit we could think of. Banky was already an established poster, and he took a liking to me after that, and that was my cred. It sort of grew from there. There used to be this poster here named Kinetic, and he was very similar to Incandenza. Really, they weren't that similar at all, they just both talked about indie music a lot, and I think they may have switched accounts a couple times because people associated them. (Actually, back then Kotz was considered part of that group and he's really different, I don't know what people were thinking) But anyway, one time Kinetic posted a picture of himself saying either "Matt is a cunt" or "Incandenza is a cunt", I can't remember which name he used. And I said "I'm a bigger cunt than him, I should have that." so I started a thread where I asked someone to do that for me. tekcop responded, but he, for whatever reason, wrote "has" instead of "is".

When I noticed it sucked, I said to myself that something had to be done. pbone didn't have the years of experience I do.

Hey hey hey. Nobody's going to stop caring about me. I may shift from Milky to Dave again, but I'm still a human being god dammit. Thanks a lot for pointing it out, you worthless piece of shit. "Milky is oversaturating himself", that's a fucking rebellious thing to say. I hope your mother gets raped by a black guy.

Money for tattoos. I've already told everyone who gives me gifts that's all I want for any holiday.

So speaking of Ducktales, I'm going to be doing some open mics pretty soon. I was thinking of doing one where I just scream the lyrics of the Ducktales theme song. I've got somebody willing to occasionally record some of my antics, and there is an upcoming book (the one Rando is writing). So a youtube channel, and hopefully starting my own web site dedicated to my philosophy and views on life will be forthcoming. That's my current projects. I've named my cult, as well, I call it The Eye. You can read why in my recent myspace blog entitled "Nerdcore". myspace.com/nocareever Thanks for coming out!

I do think kids are cute if they aren't mine, but all that shit (literally and figuratively) you have to deal with when you raise them doesn't sound appealing. It's apparently worth it in the end, but god knows if I'll ever find out. I would be equally unsurprised either way. I'm going to answer this seperately because they're not really children if they have nice bodies. Biologically, sexual maturity is adulthood. As a culture, we have invented the concept of adolescence, and only recently. There is nothing wrong at all, morally or for the record legally, with admiring the body of a 13 year old. I might even go so far as to say it's fine to jerk off to pictures of them. Just don't go public with it, not everyone is as enlightened as me. Sure, because our culture has taken sexually mature women and allowed them to be mentally immature children, we should respect their station in life and not talk to them or approach them in that way, but as slutty as a lot of 13 year olds are... in the words of Ian Malcolm, uh... nature finds a way. Remember, I did fuck a 13 year old once. Nope, haven't been. Likely the same reasons Inc never has been. Consensus I would guess is we wouldn't care/laugh in their face. And it's true that I don't view those things as a status symbol, you're actually supposed to do things to help the forum. It's volunteer work. Fuck that. Not much of a status symbol either, we've had some pretty big douches as mods. I suppose I could be the kind of mod Agent is, just lording over the anything goes part of the board, but that job is taken.

That's the gayest shit I ever heard.

Tip drill the bitch, yo.

I think Slayer's a great guy. I am never in the tsm chatroom because honestly I'm not even aware of it. I don't pay attention much, you see. If I am sometime bored, I might stop in. You know that feeling when you're in love and then you get dumped and you feel like you'll never get over it and will never love anyone the same way again? I never had that. I mean sure, I've felt really bad, but I knew I was gonna get over it. The part about not loving anyone the same way was true though. Because you shouldn't. That perpetual infatuation you feel with young love is incredibly unhealthy. It fosters dependence. Anytime your happiness is reliant upon someone else, that's bad. Furthermore, you, in turn, neglect yourself, and by extension, render yourself less and less desirable until you get dumped. It's good to have one of those relationships though, so you know what not to do next time. I have a weakness for stupid whores. I think they're fun. But I've had to come to the conclusion that I ought to at least be open to the possibility of a decent woman. So as I've spent time with girls who are adults, I've found they all want autonomy and hate dependence. It's refreshing. Real love is more like a friendship. Like Cliff and Claire Huxtable. You didn't see them skipping around and weeping over each other, did you? No! Romeo and Juliet were actually two of the stupidest characters in fiction. All the god damn soap opera bullshit and that crap they put in the movies, girls love that stuff. But it never happens in real life. Girls need to be fucked over a couple times before they figure out how to have a real, healthy relationship. That's terrible. It's all the fault of god damn Hollywood. I mean, it's ok to watch the movie, but don't expect that shit to really happen. It's like porn for women. Porn will screw up a guy's expectations too. It turns out that in real life, girls usually don't like having loads blown in their face. I was just as surprised as you. If you really want to make a girl feel special, either A) Cook her dinner. or B) Get a tattoo of her face. Names can be covered up too easily. I'll close with an anecdote that relates why infatuation is bad. When I was in teenaged infatuation relationship, the girl always said she would kill herself if I ever left her. One time we were on the phone, and we were watching the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards, mostly so she could talk about how stupid it was (she was one of those girls). And Spider-man came out, and she said "That's stupid. Spide-man sucks now." And I said "You know what, you're stupid. Go ahead and kill yourself now because I hate you!" Yeah, I'm a pretty big Spider-man fan. A little bit later, I kind of felt bad, so I called her back to make sure she was alive. When she answered, I yelled "WAAAAAASSSSUUUPPP!" like the beer commercials. She hung up on me. If we had been more mature, none of that would have happened. I'm not likely to ever stop. And since we've put in this much time, it's probably a matter of something legitimately eating up all our time. Voluntarily quit? If we were going to, we would have by now. So that varies from person to person. It's just a matter of what happens in your life.

That's what I say when people ask if I'm being ironic with that fairy shirt. I'm like "No! I just like fantasy. And that was the least gay shirt I could find. What's the alternative? Wizard? Dragon? That would make me look like a fag." And wolf is the worst. That's the line I walk. I really mean it, but can avoid looking like an ass because of the current trend of irony. Except when I paint my nails to match the shirt, some people don't buy it. It's like c'mon... nobody's that gay. But I live in the San Francisco area... yes, some people here are that gay.

Cyber Mark Madden, I hate myself and make it work, but also consider myself a Messiah, and legitimately have a God complex. It's doable.

I think Vanhalen sucks. You may very well be a fine guy in real life, and from the tidbits you've shared about your personal life, you probably are, but that doesn't impress me. I'm a fine guy in real life, and I don't suck on the internet. But you do. Balance, man! You have to balance both.