Nighthawk

I'd fuck him!

Cheesala fucking sucks.

In my cough syrup drinking days, I once called a years gone ex because I forgot what year it was. I got her sister, and degraded her for still being at her parents house when said ex was years younger and had long since moved on.

I've never been in the chatroom, and am in no clique except the cult of Milky, and I despise you. Because you are an alcoholic. Stop drinking, you fucking lush. It's not my fault the bartender cut you off last night, you fuckin' douchebag. That's the same reason I hate Marney, though, and I'd do something marginally unpleasant for the opportunity to fuck her, so take it as a compliment, you fuckin' douchebag.

I should also note my best line of the movie, which drew scattered applause from the, indeed, eight or so other people in the theater. When she's taking the boyfriend upstairs to fuck him and says "You comin'?" I called out "Too late." I now also actively hope Lindsay dies so I can justify getting a tattoo of her.

Had a great time with this. I love horror movies, I love Lindsay Lohan and I love movies that suck, so it was great. Most people there were laughing at it. It was pretty stupid that she didn't take her clothes off, even down to sitting up in bed and holding the sheet over them. She might as well get naked at this point, what reason does she have not to? Seemed to me the ending was symbolic of her regaining her memory, much like the final episode of Full House.

Nice tattoos though.

Right! I mean... wrong! ...I mean... Precisely why I gave up nihilism. Wait, what? Why? You liar. Flawed infrastructure. Like Walter said, say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, but at least it's an ethos. So I took the same basic premises of nihilism, then slapped a giant Cthulhu sticker on it and invented my own belief system. That way, I'm not laden down with flaws, because it's flawless.

Those potato sticks taste like cum.

Shut up.

It's not so much that I'm annoyed with ketchup as it is that I'm disgusted. I mean, I don't really care, but you know... Actually there is one instance in which ketchup is less gross. When you grill them on the BBQ. I remember I once ate six of those with ketchup. Ketchup is good with charcoal.

You're right, I take it very seriously. I must get a tattoo which says "TSM" very soon.

Why does everyone hate Jon? He's awesome! Everybody likes me, and they hate him, but we're very similar. It isn't fair.

It was right now, this topic is hilarious! Ha ha ha, ho ho ho! Oh, stop me, I can't help myself from holding my sides at the hilarity!

That's too bad to hear. I'm seeing it this week, and I was hoping for a really bad one, so me and my friends could riff on it. If it's really good, that's ok, but just decent sucks the fun out of it. Still going, though.

That's weird. We have A&W/KFC. In both instances, I don't know why anyone would choose the alternative to A&W. A&W's the shit.

Frontman for KISS. Who hasn't dated him, though?

What a whore.

I always think of Unicron or a more humanized Optimus Prime for Manhattan's voice.

No, I did not read carefully at all. Yeah, I have no idea who either of them are, but that dude at least looks more like him physically.

Seeing as I have a Watchmen tattoo, I'm obviously very concerned with this, and have been following it. Comedian is of primary importance, as he's my favorite character. Goode is something of an unknown commodity, but I will give him a chance. He's... not what I expected. Comedian, I think of as olderish (as one of the original Minute Men, he spans a lot of ages in the story, so I pictured somebody sort of in the middle, age wise). And pretty muscular. In my dream cast of Watchmen, I actually picked Jesse Ventura, and I still think that's awesome. But I'll give him a shot. I really like the Rorschach casting. It's sort of left field, and the guy's unknown enough to not be distracting, but has that sort of ugly intensity to take center stage when he needs to. The cool kid in Bad News Bears, well that's awesome. Billy Crudup is the "Oh god no." here. I mean... he just doesn't have enough Manhattan in him. Just cause he said he was a golden god doesn't mean he should get to play one. But I will try to remain open minded. I'm sure I'll comment more later, but I always imagined Nite Owl as Dan Akroyd.

Re: hot dog places in LA. The infamous Law Dogs, where you get free legal advice with every purchase on Wednesdays. I've seen it on lots of those TLC shows I mentioned. I passed there every day on my way to school, and ate there lots of times (good, but I wasn't blown away), but never got the free legal advice. I regret this now, cause I can't help but wonder what form it was in and how good the advice was. Was the owner a disbarred lawyer? Did you have to read law books to get hired there? Or was it just somebody talking out of their ass? I just don't know. I'm in LA every couple years or so, I've really gotta do that sometime.

I just laughed pretty hard cause I was watching a special on morbidly obese people, and this one guy slimmed all the way down to normal, but then gained almost all of it back, and he said almost exactly the same thing you just said. "Once I lost all that weight, I wanted to celebrate, so I went down to Nathan's for a hot dog. One hot dog. It's my favorite food. But then you can't have a Nathan's hot dog without french fries... and you can't have french fries without melted cheese... and it just spiraled out of control."

Pretty low for those. They'd be my two and three after In A Silent Way.

I thought it was great too, with my only disappointment being that I wanted more cursing. The "Sequel?" part especially, before she said it I was sitting there with my fingers crossed going "Please be 'fuck', please be 'fuck', please be 'fuck'." If it had been fuck, I'd have no qualms calling it the best movie ever.