Nighthawk

Playing chess equals intelligence.

Pretty low tolerance you've got there. I'd guess you don't drink coffee either. I mean, actual speed doesn't freak me out as much as that.

The "just" would place it in the past tense, though, and he should therefore say "I just blued myself." or, "I'm going to blue myself.", but of course then there's no joke. Square peg in a round hole. I like the show, though.

Regardless of her appearance, she's too old to make a comeback as what she was. She'll need a reinvention. Her idol Madonna did that repeatedly and failed as often as she succeeded. And much as I like Britney Spears... she's no Madonna.

I think Farrakhan has earned the right to be called "Farrakhan" and not "that Farrakhan guy".

Much as that showed is praised, that line doesn't make any sense grammatically.

That's "Can't Hold Us Down", which does indeed feature Lil Kim.

The show was funny precisely because it was so utterly inane.

Seconded. Yeah, but the dude in the upper left is the most attractive one there.

You guys should tattoo your faces.

The problem with a shirt that says "Who Sucks Now" is that, worn out of context, it implies you yourself, at one point, sucked. Also, number 3 would appear to suggest that the answer to the question of who sucks is Kurt Angle.

Now that my hair is long, should I decide to shave it again, I'll get an outrageous mohawk first. Like when I occasionally shave my beard I'll wear a gay mustache for a few days just for kicks.

Nice. While I don't doubt for a second that she is, the information given is hardly a confirmation.

I read about that in the Globe (in the checkout line).

Three of mine are gone, but the last is so corroded they can't get it without oral surgery, which I can't afford. So I have to dig out the cavity after meals, but it's not so bad. My advice is to intentionally give yourself dry socket after the first pair. The pain will be bad enough that you won't even be tempted to smoke after the second.

Yes he does. I've heard of Vladimir before, actually, but never connected the name with that guy.

Somewhat related, anybody know who the bald guy is you always see in or near the front row of WWF shows in a pink jacket?

His real first name is Marion.

Speaking of Mr. Show, "Baby Loves Headrub" was on America's Funniest Home Videos tonight.

Batman, I believe. First one I remember, anyway.

Dude... it's not supposed to have a realistic tone in the slightest.

Aside from the serial murder, he was a fine man, reknown for his charity work and holiday theme parties. A pleasure to know, by all accounts. Unlike Ted Bundy, this upstanding public persona was likely more an expression of duality than a calculated facade. As such, I don't think the Carters should have been too embarrassed.

I've quit eating hot dogs in favor of various German sausages. I don't put ketchup on them, though.

I make Dr. Pepper ice cream floats. I recommend it.