Nighthawk

"Pure pussy cheese, cunt ooze, snatch slime, gash 'stache, you name it...." she hissed, walking forward, rubbing a finger on her wet clit, "you're gonna eat it." Filthy cunt fetish. <--- go here for photographic evidence (although that picture is tame compared to some of the shit I've seen.) S'true, though. Tell a woman she has a smelly, slimy gash, and she will be emotionally destroyed.

You know, I've flown really, really drunk before. Went to the airport bar and had about eight shots of Wild Turkey, then bought a Hustler and openly read it on the plane. I was drinking coffee and actually spilled it on the guy sitting next to me. His crotch, to be specific. Not to mention the fact that I was wearing sunglasses on an airplane... at night. Nobody said so much as one word.

Looks brown to me... course I have terrible vision, so maybe you should get your eyes checked after all.

Hey, Planned Parenthood, awesome! They have beer and gum, right?

Very nice anti-meth PSA series from Montana. See the rest here. They're all pretty well equally horrifying.

Suggestion: rename one of the forums "The Negro Folder"

Some gay ass techno from Orchid's stage in Killer Instinct Gold. Since it's in there, fairly appropriate character select music too. Killer Instinct had a lot of good music, much of it falling somewhere between so bad it's good and so good it's bad. The Mega Man III theme I just mentioned:

ITT means In This Thread. But no, it shouldn't be in the video games folder. Your ignorance at video game music is akin to saying jazz discussion belongs in the negro folder.

Series wise, it's all about Mega Man (original and X) and Sonic is very good too, particularly the first one. Heavily influenced by Yellow Magic Orchestra. Mega Man 3's main title, probably my favorite of the lot. Batman on the NES had some badass music too.

Oh man, I can recall having the house to myself when I was putting away quarts of whiskey a day... that was with people there watching me. Talk about a human tornado... I was no good by myself.

I don't, no, but offhand, I can tell you the anthology is called Tijuana Bibles, compiled by Bob Adelman, with an introduction by underground comics legend Art Spiegelman (guy who wrote Maus). I dunno if that's the kind of thing they'd have in the library, but...

Big Bird!

And people ask me why I don't like bars... It ain't cause I'm an alcoholic, I can tell ya that much!

In other news... Taking off a t-shirt and hitting my hands on the ceiling fan.

8 page sex comics produced from the 20s through the 60s. It was pretty much depression era rule 34 (and if you're going to ask me what that is, it means that if it exists, there's porn of it). Famous toons, even real people. There's even one in this anthology wherein a girl accuses Cary Grant of being a fairy (which was a rumor at the time), and he proves her wrong by fucking her.

Got a good deal of them from pirate bay or scrapetorrent.

It's just the audio, you're supposed to sync it up yourself. Course, you can just steal avi files of the movie with the commentary already on it and then burn them like I do... Not that I don't want to support them, it's just so much easier. I'd be more comfortable just donating them the four bucks and stealing it than going through the proper channels.

Excellent choice. I do this too, finishing it off with "and no tomatoes on any of it". The only thing I have any particular attachment to there is the cheesy gordita crunch. Man are they cheap, too. And open in the middle of the night. Good times.

I recently picked up an anthology of Tijuana Bibles... these things really amuse me. I laughed for like ten minutes at this incredibly crude drawing of Donald Duck fucking Minnie Mouse. "Snap your ass hole Minnie! I'm going to put a duck egg in ye!" I swear that's what he really says! With all this rule 34 porn on the internet, I was always of the opinion that nobody could be jerking off to most of it, it had to be just, like... crude jokes. And all these little comics confirm that it's nothing less than a grand tradition.

I'm a stupid driver (what I mean when I joke that I drive better drunk is that I'm nervous and careful when I drive drunk... sober I just don't give a shit).

Weddings are number three on my list of things people have to do that I hate: 1) Moving, 2) Flying (not because of fear, it's the tedium), and 3) Weddings. I was in an outdoor wedding once (one of those guys that stands next to the groom. Not the best man, the other guys), and I seriously got light headed and almost passed out. And if you know me, I've done tons of shit that would kill a normal man and shrugged it off, and here I am almost fainting in a wedding. I do look damn fine in a suit, though. It's not like I would never get married myself, but I'd have fun with it, at least. I anticipate my wedding being either a spur of the moment elopement or else the full on Beetlejuice wedding. Any woman who wanted to spend her life with me would be fine with these options.

Not to get racial, but I've heard that's a Mexican thing. Several Mexican friends have said their mothers do that.

Yeah, but it's the most likely thing that will happen. What will actually happen is none of it.

Chutes and Ladders, luke-o, Jesus! I've got a few. I really, really love the Predator one. Good lines: (commenting on how unbelievably sweaty Mac is): "He doesn't need a razor, he needs a squeegee!" "Predator was rated R for language, violence and gratuitous hoisting." "CHOPPA'S AN ENGLISH SLANG TERM FOR HELLICOPTA, I FORGOT YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW THAAAAT!" Big fan of the Saw track, as well, which is just Kevin and Bill.

Oh yeah, you gotta have a sense of humor about metal. Much of why I hold Dethklok in such high esteem. For example, Attila Csihar of Mayhem and Tormentor: Blacklight neon corpse paint. Or King Diamond: Just look at that dude.