Nighthawk

Does anything really matter? Enough of post count existentialism.

I'd pay any price. Ask me again when I actually had to cough up the money, my answer would be no.

Garbage Pail Kids, I love the motherfuckers. I've got just about all of them. I only have one sports card, but it's a good one. A Fleer Michael Jordan rookie card.

You must be mistaking acid for bullshit.

I'm joining the FBI. That's pretty good. Actually I don't get those feelings because my life really isn't that different from a lot of movies.

Eat a baby.

If you were really committed to that you'd take that quote out of your sig.

I'm positive. I'm very familiar with the movie, as I actually watched it several times before the MST3K version, and it's one of my favorite episodes of that. If this is true, I'd better go out and buy it right now. edit: I looked on Amazon and they're selling them there as well.

It's not out of print. Or even if it is, there's a fuck of a lot of dvds at Best Buy. By the way, their appearance is more Gremlins inspired than Critters. The movie was largely Critters though.

I thought this was going to be something else... happy birthday(!).

You could have known that from watching Naked Gun.

Every substance I've posted under the influence of has created no discernable effect. Except the glue sniffing, that fucked up my typing.

Not really. Everyone in the USA is pretty much the same. It's a very small percentage who maintain any kind of diversity.

Three in a row here... You are a sexy dragon who loves to devour nipples. You are a stimulated slut who loves to sluuuuurp penises. You are a godly rat who loves to deflower beavers. This thing is amazing.

I know. I take pride in the fact that I didn't.

Actually I think that one snuck by under the radar as well.

I'd search for a picture of her, but I'm not that brave. I'll just wait for IDRM to post one. He's got a strong stomach it seems. Here you go. I've seen her look worse than that even. That's just what I could find quickly.

I got it. I'm a lazy bastard though, fuck a reaction.

Well, that's not so bad compared to what expectations I might have had. She's just fat, it could be worse.

One less ivory backscratcher.

I watched the recommened Samuri X OAVs (I'm not sure if those are the correct initials, and I'm too lazy to check). I always dug samuri stuff, so that was a natural. I liked them. I watched one which was recommened by a friend of mine, X. I've seen several X things around, this was, I think, the first movie. I loved it visually, but I don't think I was in the right mood and didn't really understand what was going on. I should probably watch it again. I watched Vampire Hunter D. It was probably the one I liked the best so far. The whole thing with his hand, it was too cool. I had seen Akira before, but after developing a bit more of a taste, I watched it again. The thing about it being way too compressed, I could see that. It felt like things were left out. I've read the Battle Royale manga and liked it, so I never had a particular aversion to manga. I might give reading Akira a shot. Next on my list is now Berserk, Hellsing, Ghost in the Shell, and Spirited Away which I actually saw at Walmart.

I've always said Mole was the kind of guy you'd like to know in real life. That kind of guy... I don't know about him specifically, because he'd probably yammer about some gay WB show before you even got a chance to make use of his slutty friends.

I puked in a salad bar at shoney's when I was a kid. True story.

Well, I've watched some stuff and I found it to actually be alright, so I'll continue. That Berserk sounds like exactly the kind of thing I'd like (aside from the bad animation). I'll probably look for that next.

Reminds me of what happened when they were pulling one of mine. I had had two of them removed by the same dentist without incident, and was going in for the third, but the anesthetic just wasn't working for some reason. So there they are digging away in my gums with that screwdriver or whatever it is they use, and I can feel everything. It was pretty bad. I told them to stop, they kept injecting me with more, and different kinds of anesthesia, until finally they said they weren't legally allowed to give me anymore. So I left, with my gums rooted and dug at, and my tooth pulled a little bit out of place, but still firmly implanted. Maybe an hour later, I finally start to react to all those drugs. I was fucked up. Pushed my tooth back into place with my finger and kept it another six months. It did finally come out, with nary a problem at all, but at the hands of a different dentist this time.