Nighthawk

I'm seriously bothered by it, don't worry. Some of my best friends smoke it, I know I don't hate them...

I primarily think of the band when I hear it.

You know, I really do have this seething hatred for marijuana and anyone who smokes it. I know I joke around a lot, but my strongest legitimate prejudice is that one.

Saying you stopped giving a shit about it made me not want to do it for you. I'm not your fucking houseboy. I found it a bit condescending.

You also begun by saying he was not a shitty director, then finished by classifying his movies as "crap".

Well, I'm sticking with that pick, so you guys can go to hell.

Yeah, most people who consistently drive drunk will catch it sooner or later. I don't drive at all anymore.

Fuck off.

E True Hollywood Story Compliments Behind the Music nicely.

Not I. I did it at least that much before I was eventually arrested for it.

Dave Chappelle. White people like him so much it made him lose his shit.

Well you shouldn't feel bad about bringing up anything in anger, I'm just saying that "it's their own fault" is not what I would consider to be an acceptable standard for why it's ok to mock someone.

It's a cat. Call it however many names you want.

People really... did that? Good lord.

I've known like ten people who had them without needing them.

Oh, and you should have faked a limp, or better yet, pretended to be retarded.

Yeah... I actually got so much terrible shit on me that I eventually just reveled in it, never complaining, but laughing as it spiraled further and further away. This left me with no sympathy for anyone. Like this girl I know who got dumped by her boyfriend and developed a severe drinking problem. The drinking actually was a problem, but since it stemmed from nothing, I had no sympathy. Nighthawk has sympathy. To someone with no real problems, trivia is devastating. I pity them.

Well, I was factoring that in. It's not only a horrible movie, it's incredibly unfaithful to the actually pretty badass comic. There are plenty of Batman comics as bad or worse than Batman & Robin.

This is odd because I've heard stories like this, not only about handicap spots, but just general rudeness and busybodying, but I've never in my life experienced anything remotely close to this. Maybe I just look that damn intimidating. She actually probably was joking all along.

Well, it's wrong anyway. The answer is Judge Dredd.

Don't worry, no one ever will.

That's a good way to get yourself killed. You know I could hate every single human being on the planet for something that's their own fault.

Doubly funny, because I've known people who refer to the show as "Bart Simpson".

It's the same way I get brought up as a pervert when I'm not even interested in threeways anymore. Take that shit out on niskie. My health is miraculous. I think if I followed some sort of diet and exercise plan, I'd be a superhero. You know, instead of a supervillain. I am able to maintain pescatarian for a couple months at a stretch. I could very well be sterile for all I know. I don't care either way.

Did you guys know EL BRUJO and I text each other Simpsons quotes every single day? Today's selection: Me: "Mr. Burns, did you honestly think I'd mistake the towns most prominent 104 year old man with one of my elementary school students?" Him: "I'll kill dat Mr. Burns! And, uh, wound dat Mr. Smithers." Yesterday: Me: "I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation." "Unlikely sir. They spell and pronounce their names differently." Him: "But Marge, valets! Maybe for once someone will call me sir, without adding 'You're making a scene.'" My favorite season is four or five.