Boner Kawanger

The thought hit me last week when Evolution turned on Orton that, in the grand tradition of Raw, we're going to have a few new tag matches to prolong the feud. Then I thought how that would make no sense. Everyone on Raw should hate Orton now. For the past year and a half (give or take), he's been the biggest prick in the company. Let's take a look at who he could try to make friends with: -Benoit: Orton beat him for the belt. They shook hands. Benoit was screwed out of the title in a rematch. There could actually be some respect there, however. I could see Benoit helping Orton out. -Edge: Beat Orton for the IC title, so he probably thinks he can win the World Title. Couple in his heelness as of late, and it makes an Edge/Orton team look stupid. -Shelton Benjamin: Before he was injured, Benjamin was the victim of several Orton-orchestrated beatdowns. He pinned him clean on Raw, and then Orton had to cheat to retain the IC title. -Chris Jericho: Besides eliminating him from the last battle royale, Jericho really should have nothing against Orton. Plus, he got a beatdown last week, as well. I could see them teaming. What I'm proposing here: what if no one on Raw trusted Randy Orton? Would this make for interesting television? Will it even be brought up?

11/14/02 Smackdown Nope- Brock Lesnar beat the crap out of him with a chair and caused him to gig. He first F5ed the Big Show at Survivor Series. Paul Heyman turned on Lesnar because after HIAC, Brock had become a changed man and was no longer listening to what Heyman had to say. No, I can distinctly remember him giving Show the F5 at least once before Survivor Series, because everyone on-line was in disbelief that WWE blew its wad.

"Kashmir" "Baba O'Riley" "Naveed(live)" "Tomorrow Never Knows" "Sunday Bloody Sunday" "Bullet The Blue Sky"

Yes, I saw the trailer. I also saw pictures in the new Fangoria. I don't want to talk about it.

I'm shocked they hired someone with a wrestling background.

The Observer had tried spoiling the winner (I can't remember who they said, but it wasn't Hogan). Hogan called it a 'dirtsheet' and torched it.

He was an uncle where it counted. In the heart!

It's always been kinda complicated.

BAN+IT+PLZ L+O+L J+/+K

PK?

Brilliant.

There was a Scrabble game show in the early ninties. It ran (or was being reran) on USA weekday mornings.

I got in trouble in the fifth grade for detailing how a well-placed "SEX" would get you an assload of points. I can feel his pain.

No...the GameFAQs Forums...now that's depressing. As is caring about this stupid popularity contest. Just keep telling yourlself "It's only the geeks!".

Whorrior gets one cool point for mentioning Earth-2, bringing his grand total to -5,999.

At least you used a tasteful title.

It's in the main feature. Oh, I really, really, really like this DVD.

Why don't we have new releases posted here anymore?

I'm quite surprised that "Eternal Life" scored pretty average with two people, but that's only because it's one of my favorite (and the first) Jeff Buckley song I ever heard.

The Fight Over Citizen Kane, aka disc 2 of the Citizen Kane DVD.

At WrestleMania XII, was there any reason for Shawn to superkick the timekeeper? Or was it just to waste a few seconds?

For one, Two-Face flips his coin until it gives him the result he wants. He also acts like a jackass.

I saw this at Best Buy and was surprised I'd never heard of it. I almost bought it just by reading the back of the box. Now I'll definately be picking it up one day.

Plus, he obviously favors La Parka, who is a noted member of the Skeleton community.

Well, I liked that Green Lantern was the one to pick up Green Arrow (even though I'll probably mix up their names without thinking if I discuss them for too long). The whole scene with GA fighting off robbers in a grocery store was a great intro for him, and who doesn't love a Boxing Glove Arrow (I'll bet that it's a few people). From here, we get the new opening that is a FULL-ON POWER BALLAD OF GUITAR RIFFS, BAY-BAY~! Since I've spent the past year using FULL-ON POWER BALLAD OF GUITAR RIFFS~! to accenuate over-the-top jokes in movies my friends and I have made, that's not something to my liking. Ah, well, the fact that they're episode-centric is a cool deal since the roster is so big. As for the rest of the episode, it had a few bright spots (GA marching against nuclear power in college and Captain Atom being so straight laced that it hurt) and, even though I saw the ending coming a mile away, I still enjoyed it. I didn't love it, but they had to start somewhere. I just hope every episode doesn't have someone making cutesy little remarks all the time. Supergirl's act wore a little thin. The new voice actors did a good job, too. I say ***.