Corey_Lazarus

DREZMANIA X 01. Alice Cooper - "Poison" 02. Nile - "Unas, Slayer of the Gods" 03. Fear Factory - "Replica" 04. Cradle of Filth - "From the Cradle to Enslave" 05. Acid Bath - "Cheap Vodka" 06. X Issue - "Fine Print" 07. Cannibal Corpse - "Fucked With a Knife" 08. Murder Squad - "Slowly Burnt to Death" 09. Opeth - "The Drapery Falls" 10. Slayer - "Mandatory Suicide" 11. Morbid Angel - "Dominate" 12. Metallica - "Dyers Eve" 13. White Zombie - "Feed the Gods" 14. Black Label Society - "Demise of Sanity" 15. Shadows Fall - "The Art of Balance" Thoughts?

Not going with the theme of the thread at all...here's one my friend Petone wrote. Four dead, nine wounded Fuck police brutality Go and kill a cop EDIT: Oh, alright... Phenomenal one AJ Styles? No, much worse Funny Spider-Man

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Well, you’ve seen their old house, which is painfully middle-class; it’s now Vito’s bachelor pad. I don’t think Bam qualifies as a “spoiled rich kid”, but to lump him together with his friends, a “dirty middle-class skater”. ...you think their old house was painfully middle class? That's a fucking mansion compared to the middle class homes in my town. If they're painfully middle class, then I'd hate to see what is lower-class in that area. More than likely, it'd be a house a little smaller than mine. It didn’t have to be “over the top” – it was insanely creative stuff, which teenagers and college students flocked to. I mean, just a few hours ago, my two roommates attempted to stuff me into a dryer at a Laundromat to incite a reaction out of the bystanders around us. That’s the contribution of CKY and the Big Brother crew – the idea of offending or catching people off-guard with random events or situations. Is the original content of CKY and Jackass dated now? Yes, but it’s great to look back at the “Self-Defense Test” and wonder why Johnny Knoxville agreed to subject himself to a tazer, stun-gun and pepper spray. ..and even then, the gross stuff from the CKY and Big Brother tapes were cut out of the MTV episodes to suit Viacom. Have you seen CKY2K and the prank with Dicamillo rubbing shit on Dunn’s face? OF COURSE it’s horrible in taste, but it was absolutely hilarious to imagine people like this subjecting friends and innocent bystanders to these pranks. Woosh! That was my whole point entirely. The stuff on the CKY tapes and in the early episodes of Jackass were hilarious and you could see people in college and high school DOING that. But now? It's way too contrived, and the things he does obviously cost too much money for people to do. When the guy's popularity rose beyond just skaters and he became a full-on celebrity to the kids these days, it seemed like he stopped caring about doing things that were practical, and going completely over-the-top. Perhaps a good comparison would be if Lloyd Kaufman, who has been making shoestring budget films for the last 30 or so years, suddenly made a movie with a 150-million dollar budget and more plot twists than a bad Vince Russo angle from 1999. All of the charm would be gone then, since Kaufman works best with a small budget. That’s because it was just a few contributors to a skating magazine putting together skits for their skating tapes. It ignited a cult following that led to a prominent timeslot on MTV and a feature motion picture. Thanks for the history lesson? They film EVERYTHING the family does, chooses any eventful situation, then edit it beyond all recourse to create an interesting show. That is the proper diagram with any reality show. I think the point was that MTV execs talk to Bam and plan out their stunts, and make sure everything they'll need (for safety and filming purposes) are obtained, and only the reactions from Bam's family and friends (the ones not in on it) are real.

I'm now an official Franky the Mobster mark, and I've never seen an IWS show. "You know what I will do to you, motherfucker?! I will rape your mother! I will kill your fucking dog! I will spit on your mongoloid sister!" EDIT: "And I will kill your dad too!"

I'm still pimping the Enziguri. It's really simple to make it seem DEATH, too. When you're going over, tell the guy you're wrestling that your finish is the Enziguri, and hit it either Shining Wizard-style (jumping off of their knee) or have them sell it where they fall SLOWLY to the mat (if you watch footage of actual knockouts from strikes in real fights, most of them occur when the people fall SLOWLY to the mat).

Do a kick-ass Enziguri. Not enough people do good ones anymore, and if you're able to hit it out of ANYWHERE, it could be taken as a believable finish. I mean...IT'S A KICK TO THE BACK OF THE FUCKING HEAD!

HHH vs. ??? Chris Benoit Randy Orton vs. Ric Flair Falls Count Anywhere Kane vs. Gene Snitsky Lead Pipe Chris Jericho vs. ??? Shelton Benjamin Eugene vs. Eric Bischoff Wear A Dress For A Month Diva Battle Royal School Girl Outfit Christy vs. Carmella Aerobics Challenge

SIGN. PUCK.

I currently have one cat named Chowder. He's a big black and white fella (I don't know the actual name of the breed, but they're ALL bigger than your average cat), and his nicknames are Chow, Chachow, Fatty, and Fagboy. My old cat was an average sized orange one (the kind with cinnamon swirls and tan fur) named CJ, which was short for Cinnamon Jack (obviously derived from his fur color). He was either killed by coyote's (we got a bunch around here), hit by a car, or taken in by another family when they thought he was a stray (he had no collar, because he always took them off, so my family hopes that this one is right). His nicknames were CJ, CJT (CJ the Terrible, because he was FUCKING VICIOUS to everybody but me and my dad), and Bastard. I used to have four Chinese Hamsters, too. The kind with the gray body and black stripe on the back? Yeah. I had them all at different times, starting with 2 and then getting 2 more once one of them died, and then just let the others die naturally and never replaced them. Their names were Tunnel-Rat, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, and Beast. Yeah, aside from Tunnel-Rat, that shows my X-Men love at the time when I had them.

Bam is somebody I'd like to just smack around if I ever met him on a personal setting. He comes off as a completely spoiled rich kid that's never had to work hard a day in his life, and although the things that he and his friends did on Jackass and the CKY tapes were amusing, they weren't OVER-THE-TOP and usually didn't cost a whole lot of money. It's painfully obvious that MTV plans everything out with Bam. Fuck Bam Margera.

On that note, ECW joining forces with WCW to form The Alliance. Sure, I'd imagine most of the ECW workers were mad that the WWF had helped put their company out of business, but really: most of the workers on the ECW side of The Alliance had been in the WWF and WCW already (Bubba Ray, D-Von, Lance Storm, Mike Awesome), and the only ones straight from ECW (Tommy Dreamer, Rhyno, Rob Van Dam) were the only ones with a true agenda to attack anybody. Plus...why would they join forces with WCW? ECW Mutants have always respected Vince, since he grew up around the business and had his own vision of what wrestling was supposed to be (as did Heyman, who they worshipped), but WCW was headed by corporate bigwigs with no passion for the sport. It makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER to join forces with a company you hate and don't respect to attack a company you don't like but DO respect.

I like the Dupps, and I'm from Massachusetts. Well, southern Massachusetts. And Bo Dupp was the one with the goofy hat, right? I remember him tagging with Jack in ECW, so I'm assuming that's Bo. Also, when RD gets to the crap over the DOA position? I'll give a cheap plug for all my old Rushes when that shit was taking place.

Whoa sorry. I totally forgot it was that day. Man I'm sorry there is no excuse for me not knowing. No, there is. You're not a friend of mine IRL, and I made a small post about it here. No worries.

So Hardy/Jarrett, the match that bombed on a $9.95 PPV and was loathed by practically everybody, is the main event for TNA's biggest show to date. Wow...this company REALLY doesn't like the notion of making a profit, does it? Good to see TNA still doesn't stick by to their definition of the X-Division as "non-stop, hard-hitting, innovative action." Shark Boy is a decent worker in tag matches and has lots of charisma, but that's it. Chad Collyer is the ANTITHESIS of X-Division. Thanks TNA. Sounds like a decent way to build to the X-Division title match at Victory Road. I'd have liked if Williams could defeat some KNOWN X-Divisioners, though, so that it looks like he has a chance against Styles without resorting to interference. If 3LK constantly get great live reactions, which they do, why not give them a feud with an existing or newly created stable/tag team to PUSH them and MAKE US give a fuck aside from their name value from other employers? I'm actually enticed at a Raven/Brown/Abyss three-way hardcore match. Abyss is terrific, Brown is charismatic, and Raven knows how to work a hardcore environment better than anybody else in the States. Good to see they're treating Piper as something other than a novelty. And I'm all for getting the tag belts off of Storm/Daniels so long as it makes the XXX/AMW feud mean something other than "hey, we respect each other, so let's see who's the best." This should re-ignite the fire in the feud, and make the two teams want to KILL each other to decide who gets the shot at Team Canada. But Rude/Young? C'mon! At LEAST make it Rude/Devine! And yes, I know Devine's not cleared because he was stabbed, but wait until he is cleared to put the belts on them! Considering that Jeff Hardy has won ONE Ladder Match in his WWF/WWE career, why should I think he has a chance now? If by "best Impact yet" you mean "at least they're sticking with a direction, even if it still sucks," then yes.

My name's Captain Biscuits. I was given this name by my long-time friend Ryan Lee after a sophomore gym class during lunch.

Bangkok Express Seeping Resin Return of Jimmy Hoffa Grrr

Large Italian sub, small order of onion rings, and a bowl of chicken alfredo. Constant farting. Constant SBD's.

Munchausen Syndrome (the clinical mental disorder where a parent purposefully poisons their child for the "rush" of bringing them to the emergency room and receiving the attention)

Look for appearances by Lemmy Kilmister (Motörhead), Trey Parker, and Matt Stone in Terror Firmer, and Ron Jeremy (if you don't know who he is, you're fucking hopeless) and Lemmy in Toxic Avenger IV. Also, GET SURF NAZIS MUST DIE!!! Oddly enough, it's one of the better acted Troma movies, as the second-in-command Surf Nazi makes you hate him. Zack...you have All I Learned... too? I love you.

Starrcade '97. Specifically Nick Patrick's uber-slow "fast count." Great American Bash '00. I mean...GOLDBERG TURNS HEEL FOR NO REASON, ONLY TO TURN FACE A MONTH LATER!? Greed (March '01). Steiner retains against DDP via knockout (DDP passed out in the Steiner Recliner after Steiner had used a lead pipe on DDP's back a few times). WCW had to know that this was their last PPV. And they ended it with Steiner defeating Page AGAIN (I don't think there's been a single Page/Steiner match that Page won). I'm all for Booker T winning the World title on the last Nitro, but that was too rushed, and this match was pretty solid and would have been a whole hell of a lot better if DDP got revenge on the man that took out his two best friends in the company (Goldberg and Kevin Nash).

So I went to the Rock And Shock Festival's website(http://www.rockandshock.com) and found the listing of the bands for tonight's Horrorfest '04 concert. It as as follows: The Misfits The Deadites Zombie Apocalypse Bury Your Dead The Ducky Boys So I'm downloading a few tracks by each to put on a mix CD to listen to on the ride to Worcester, and I check out the song "A Little Extreme" by The Deadites. Here's the chorus: Dude...this is a techno/trance song by a HORROR-themed band about EC-fucking-W. I love this band now. All throughout the song there's snippets from Styles, and I think there's even his trademark "OH MY GOD!" thrown in there somewhere. DOWNLOAD. NOW. BITCH.

I'd wrestle one last time with my buddy Chris and then my nephew DJ, watch Ghostbusters again and laugh all the way through it, and spend the rest of my day with my closest friends and my family, telling each of them how much I love them and how much they've meant to me. I've actually contemplated what I would do if I knew I was going to die soon and had no way whatsoever of preventing it. I'd also probably write a quick letter to either Mick Foley or Jerry Only and tell them how much they meant to my life.

-Healing ability (this would also affect my immunity to various poisons and illnesses) -Flying (duh) -Willful invisibility (meaning I can turn it on or off at my command; this ties in with flying, since then I can fly invisible and nobody can see me, so I wouldn't get kidnapped by the government)

Because most animated features are kids movies. And not even that, but BAD kids movies. A Troll in Central Park? Sinbad? THE ALADDIN SEQUELS?!