Corey_Lazarus

Yeah and they are most famous for writing a song about the Big Bad Wolf. Rejoice......... I'm pretty sure I used to own a copy of that single before they had to change their name. "Three Little Pigs" is off of Cereal Killer: The Soundtrack. The much, MUCH better album is the follow up, 333, which featured the single "Carnage Rules," which was the theme song for the video game "Maximum Carnage."

Jeff Hardy's only great matches were at No Mercy '99 and WrestleMania 16. IMO, of course. Sorry...but TLC and TLC2 sucked, becuase they just repeated spots they did at the Triple Ladder match from WM16.

Wait...w-w-w-w-wait...me and Agent...LIKE...the same band?!

Of course it's not. The last time TNA was a worthy showcase of somebody's talent was in April of 2003.

Banders are good to hunt. I have the heads of three on my wall, all taken down with the ceremonial hockey stick.

Quadruple post, actually.

Sounds a whole lot like Rabid, Rudo. But hey, mine sounds like every other "zombies trap people in a building" movie, so we're even. But yours would definitely be the funnier of the two. And no, SP, Ezaki was not based off Snow Crash. I haven't even seen that.

Wow. Somebody snorted a little too much coke this evening. See...I don't understand "get brain." I understand "head," because it's referring to the slang term for the tip of the dick, but..."brain"? I DON'T WANT NO ZOMBIE BLOWJOB.

Danzig-era Misfits(like most of you didn't see THAT one coming), Stuck Mojo, and Green Jelly.

I'd finally finish up my script for a zombie movie that I've been retooling for the past 4 years. Since 28 Days Later, Dawn '04, and Shaun of the Dead all did really good box office in the States, I have little doubt that it'd be made and released nationally, either. TITLE: Necrominatia PLOT: The RYA Corporation is the leading company in the field of pharmaceuticals, military technology, and owns several fast food, retail, and home entertainment franchises. They have been testing new drugs to be used as vaccines for various new forms of bio-terrorism (think Anthrax and other rare, often man-made, diseases), but the drugs have some weird side effects: the testees, be they human or animal, turn into flesh-craving zombies. CHARACTERS Brian Gibson: Gulf War veteran whose wife died in a chemical weapon attack in the Middle East during a peace mission for their Church, leading him to abandon his faith and constantly contemplate suicide. Gibson now works for RYA as the head of their security. Hiro Ezaki: Served with Brian in the Gulf War, and has minor post-traumatic stress disorder. He was brought onto the security team by Gibson himself, and only works for RYA to pay for his teenage son's chemo, as he has another job at a local steel mill. Dr. Herbert Lovecraft: Lead scientist in developing new vaccines for chemical weapons, doing so because his sister was/is Gibson's wife. Lovecraft hired Gibson to make him keep busy, possibly preventing his death. Dr. George O'Bannon: Lovecraft's second-in-command, and has been secretly skimming company funds for the development of new vaccinations to build his dream house on the beach. O'Bannon greatly dislikes Gibson because of his attitude towards life, believing him to be a "slacker." CASTING CALL -Tyler Mane IS Brian Gibson Mane has the grizzled veteran look to him, and has, surprisingly enough, displayed decent amounts of emotion in his lesser-known, independent releases (although, to be truthful, all of his roles but Sabretooth are lesser-known). I'd also like to see Mane use a shotgun to blow up a fire extinguisher, taking out a horde of the charging undead. -Jason Scott Lee IS Hiro Ezaki Lee shined as the legendary Bruce Lee in Dragon, and I don't see why he can't be a more "schizophrenic" character in Hiro. He wouldn't need to put in an Oscar-worthy performance, but he would need to be able to take himself seriously while also reciting many of his lines tongue-in-cheek, which he demonstrated he could do in The Jungle Book. -Clu Gulagher IS Dr. Herbert Lovecraft Clu played Bert in Return of the Living Dead, and it's high time he faced some more zombies! He was terrific as the caring yet somewhat asshole-ish warehouse manager, and the role of Dr. Lovecraft calls for a similar personality. -Brad Dourif IS Dr. George O'Bannon Dourif can pull off any role given to him, really. Plus, having the combination of Dourif (the voice of Chucky in the Child's Play series, and one of the main scientists in Alien Resurrection, amongst other horror roles) and Gulagher would HOPEFULLY satisfy the elitist horror fans.

Ah. Well, I don't have access to Galavision, or whatever channel shows CMLL, so yeah.

Uh...okay. He hasn't even been booked as X-Division in TNA, so whatever. Sucked since his knee injury. Shouldn't be brought back unless he gets back to 98% health. Should be in AJ Styles' place, and AJ should be in Jeff Jarrett's place, and The Truth should be in Jeff Hardy's place. Sucks Meh. Not X-Division outside of his corkscrew moonsault, but hey, he's very charismatic and can work a good match. Meh. Always been indifferent about him. Meh. Has nothing outside of the 630. Sucks, not X-Division, shouldn't even be in the company (wow, how many people can I say THAT for?). YESSS!!!! Meh. Not X-Division whatsoever, and should be focusing on the tag division, since I actually enjoy the team of Michael Shane and Frankie Kazarian when Kazarian doesn't try to be X-Division. Meh. Sucked in the World X-Cup, and I don't expect anything more from him here. WHY DOES TNA THINK FANS LIKE HIM?! BECAUSE HE'S A FAGGY MALLGOTH VERSION OF TAJIRI WITHOUT THE TALENT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Here's a hint: his US break was in XPW. That ALONE should be a reason to think twice. Nicho owno. Who? Not fucking X-Division. Boring, BORING worker. NOT FUCKING X-DIVISION!! DID TNA NOT LEARN THIS BY THE FACT THAT EVERY FAN EVERYWHERE SAID SIAKI WAS THE WORST X-DIVISION CHAMPION UNTIL MICHAEL SHANE WON THE BELT?!?!?!?! The man has promise, but is best used in a tag team to hide his (many) weaknesses. **jizzes self** So yeah. This match is going to suck. Bad.

It's not even that the "you fucked up" chant is bad...it's just that fans over-use it for any MINORLY blown spot. It was originally used when a spot was blown and ruined the complete flow of the match. Now, it's used whenever somebody stumbles but still hits the move perfectly. Hell, there have been "you fucked up" chants during matches where a wrestler slips on the ropes because they were selling a hurt knee. This is a case of fans trying to be impressive because they're acting like smarks, but coming across as idiots.

Alter Bridge are the "we wanna rock out, but still want the same generic rock/radio vocals" portion of Creed. So, basically, Mark Tremonti further proves that just because you're a good guitarist doesn't make you a good rocker. And Edge should come out to some KISS, man! "War Machine" or "God of Thunder," motherfucker!

They have their place (the more smark-oriented promotions, namely RoH and maybe even IWS and CZW), and there are times when they're not needed at all (the "YOU FUCKED UP" chant during somebody SLIGHTLY slipping but still managing to hit the move perfectly), but they're welcome at times. I routinely chant semi-smark comments at NECW shows every time I go, and I'll be damned if the wrestlers and non-wrestling staff don't enjoy them. I keep them clean, I don't chant "HEEL TURN COMING UP" if I see it coming, but I do try my best to add a little smark flavor to the fans in attendance.

It could be worse. He could be Swiggy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a zombie chicken, and after some brains. BRAINS!

Vampire. I wish I was going as a cowboy, though. I have the tight jeans, a pair of black Docs that somewhat resemble cowboy boots, a pack of Marlboro's, and I'd buy a cowboy hat and a denim jacket and tuck in a plaid shirt. Even carry a capgun. But no. The people I'm going with (we're all going as the same theme) wanted to be vampires. Fucking cunts...

There's nothing wrong with people aged 12 to 18 going out on Halloween. This will be the last year I'll be going out, save for taking my nieces and nephew, possibly, so I'm trying to make the most of it. I wish the people I'm going with wanted to be something other than vampires, though. That's too generic. Originally, the plan was all to be cowboys and such, which woulda been fucking cool (since I have a ton of capguns modeled after old Winchester Rifles and Colts), but nooooo.

Well, considering #2 made me pray to God that the stomach ache I had wasn't an alien inside me when I first saw it at the age of 6, and #1 made people avoid going to the beach for the longest time, especially since the original novel was very loosely inspired on true events...yeah. I can see that.

You know, sometimes I think to myself, "We just don't have enough rampant idiocy here in the Current Events folder. After all, INXS is just one man..." And then my prayers are answered, and a new one of these types of posters pops up. Thank you, Jesus. You'd think you'd develop a sense of sarcasm in your years on this planet. But alas... And yes, Mike. Then the left would go "wow, they really have earned our respect by showing how firmly behind their beliefs are...now we have more ammunition to throw false claims!" And then the right will go "but you're Godless sons of whores that hate this country!" And then the left will say "but we're planning on making changes to better the people for this country that we see fit!" And then the right will go "but those changes will also alienate half of the nation, the more influential half, and chaos will erupt once terrorist organizations see how weak we are as a government!" And then the left will go "then maybe it's time to focus on advancing our home than on worrying about our neighbors!" And then the right will go "my dad can kick your dad's ass!" And the right will be right, because the left's dad was probably a hippie.

Have you seen my wiener?

Fabulous! And no, Swiggy. You won't.

You know...DK is a scrawny little faggot, ain't he? I never told you this before, DK, but... I KILLED FLUFFY!

Saying you'll kill somebody for speaking their mind is WRONG. Denying somebody tickets to a partisan convention when they're swing voters is STUPID. Basically, if somebody is peacefully protesting, ie. just speaking their mind and not causing any physical or mental (in the terms of showing graphic pictures, be they humorous or not, or yelling obscenities, like PETA and PETA affiliates often do) harm? Let them. This whole nation was founded on being able to represent your side. But the moment things get out of control? Yes, take any means necessary to subdue the offenders. I'm not going to say that it's because of these and similar incidents I'm not voting for Bush. I'm not voting for Kerry either. At the risk of sounding like any other idiot of my generation, it's an election between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Cake or death? Cake, please.