Corey_Lazarus

1. Evil Dead II is not a fucking remake. In the commentary for the film, Campbell and Raimi CLEARLY state that the reason they reshot and rewrote the events of the original and put them in ED2 was because they couldn't get the rights to use the film from the production company. It's THAT simple. ED2 starts when Ash turns around and is hit by The Force in the Woods. I'm kinda sick of people saying ED2 is a remake. That's like saying Phantasms II, III, and ObLIVion are remakes of the original because they all feature scenes from it to help set the story. 2. ...pleeeeeease cast Katherine Isabelle. I will see this remake and love it forever as long as she is casted. 3. Have RAIMI and CAMPBELL also write the script. The first series was their baby, and nobody can make a movie quite like Raimi can.

Yay Capitalism! Hello...oh, hellO... </Austin Powers> But what I'm saying, Mad and Sledge, is that Panda is basically like Turner was for WCW in the early 90's. Regardless of how much money the company won't make, they'll hold onto it for a bit, mainly due to personal interest (correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Dixie and Bob Carter wrestling fans?), and when they finally start losing the company TOO MUCH money, then they'll be cut loose. I don't see TNA going out of business in the next 5 or 6 months. A year? Maybe.

You're right. It's also about the quality of the programming. Which, you see, is referred to in the second point...but all of you fuckers no-sold it. JERRY JARRETT OWNS MY SOUL.

I think Swiggy's got you beat - forever and ever and ever - on parody Meltz reports regarding TV stars and TNA. I've heard that Bob Saget may be looking to reprise his role as Danny Tanner, only taking a heel turn and turning on Jesse and The Rippers by voyaging to a mountain on a donkey, getting dirty, and then returning home to leave food on the counter and spread potato chip crumbs all around his room.

Jerry Jarrett for TNA President.

But the "don't worry, it's closing down in 5 months" excuse has been shot to hell since TNA passed December '02. Panda Energy is too much of a money mark for TNA to simply close down. Fans need to turn away in droves, much like they did for WWE, for Panda to realize that TNA either needs to be cut loose from the bank account or restructured. In an ideal TNA? Jarrett would only be an on-air talent, and not at the level he is at. Can he main event? Yes, because it would be poor booking to simply drop him from the top of the card. Should he ALWAYS be at the top of the card? Hell no. Anybody on the roster not worth their paycheck would be cut (D-Ray, Titus, Bobby Roode, Eric Young, Glenn Gilberti, Johnny Swinger, JEFF HARDY, and a few others), and a booker would be in place that understands that past draws need to put over possible future draws in order to MAKE the newer talent become actual draws. Look at Ron "The Truth" Killings. Ken Shamrock put him over. Did he draw fans to the Asylum every week during his World title run? Yes. Fans wanted to see The Truth in action. They wanted him to entertain them. Did he? In spades. Shamrock still had enough weight to fans to be seen as a viable threat, and him being pinned by Killings was enough to make Truth seem as though he could hang with the upper-tier talent. Look at AJ Styles. Jerry Lynn put him over. Did he draw fans to the Asylum every week during the Lynn/Styles feud? Yes. Styles put on very, very good matches each and every week with LowKi, Jerry Lynn, and even Sean Waltman, and fans wanted to see more of him. Is there any doubt in anybody's mind that INDY WRESTLING fans respected Jerry Lynn? Yes. Many of them still do, although not to the extent they once did. So Lynn working with Styles, even though Jerry won the blowoff, was enough to make AJ look as though he could hang with the "great" ones in the business. TNA is lacking upward movement. Jeff Hardy does not need to go over anybody. His diehard fans will always be there, or at least until they grow up and understand wrestling more, and he will always be disliked by the more "smart marky" of fans for his poor matches and lack of interview ability. Does Jeff Jarrett need to go over everybody? No. Putting him in squash matches against local jobbers each week on Impact is doing nobody any good, as the local workers aren't learning anything but how to sell for pitiful offense, and Jarrett already looks strong through his booking for the past 2 and a half years. But hey, I'll end this before it becomes a full-blown, balls-to-the-wall rant.

Beats me. I found the pic somewhere. However, I do believe that it is Dale, seeing as how Chip is sXe and Dale wears Hawaiian shirts and is always hungry. He probably ended up eating a shitload of peanuts, or stole a couple slices of pizza from Fat Cat.

More Laz's wouldn't be such a bad thing. Then there'd be more pissed off metalhead with pothead chipmunks in their sigs and fiends for their avatars, and the occasional "hot chick" picture from them that they know on a personal level. Plus, don't forget the ownage of you. That would increase exponentially, slave. Now where's my fucking dinner?

Yes there are people in WWE and TNA that have access to the internet and look for this kind of stuff. It has nothing to do with how 'they suck'. Actually, it does. Since TSM is one of the bigger wrestling-based forums, especially since we don't have a BIG wrestling writer/reporter working for the main site (not to say Dames isn't good, but he's not overly well-known), you'd figure that with the bashing of TNA that goes on here that there'd be changes made. Why send somebody to gather data from fans and then not use it? Oh, right, because you're TNA, and you don't want to succeed. And I'll go on record right now that should Dutch Mantel be fired and the show go back to the quality it once was, either sticking with its current family-friendly style or not, I'd start watching TNA again. That is, of course, unless Jarrett decides he's going to all the booking/writing 100% by himself.

You know, it also kinda looks like Johnny Cash. IMO, anyways.

I'm throwing my name into the hat. Murder? Suicide? Overdose? Freak car wreck? Heart attack? Cancer? Bring it on, bitch.

Oh, she had to wash more than paint off her face that night.

I'd like to see his ratings for the RVD/Sabu Stretcher Match, personally. That and maybe Raven/Stevie Richards vs. Pitbulls, 2/3 Falls Dog Collar (the most overrated match in ECW history, more so than any of the RVD/Lynn series).

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NEVER ask for that. NEVER.

I've heard better black metal from Ice-T. J00 Rn+ +R00 3NUff!~!

Do not listen to Agent. Graveyard Classics is a must-own album for the sheer comedic value of hearing "Purple Haze" (Jimi Hendrix) and "TNT" (AC/DC) with death growls. Warpath also has some groovy tunes on it, as well, specifically "War Is Coming," "4:20," and "Revenge of the Zombie." I own Nevermore's s/t album as well, Slayer. I can't say that it's better than Dead Heart or Neon Black, though.

Swiggy...that may have been your greatest post ever.

Nevermore is a band worth checking out, if only to see if you like 'em. Everybody I know either really likes them or really doesn't, so you should check out a few tracks. The earlier stuff is really iffy, but Dreaming Neon Black and Dead Heart In A Dead World are amazing albums.

1. Swiggy, no. That's because I'm currently also looking at Max Hardcore's free tour on his website. 2. Bad Post Pointout, um, the jokes I made were the bad jokes everybody thought was coming. Thus, your post is a bad post. Eat my cockspit.

Good. Siaki and XXX are in need some direction, especially Siaki. Imagine the classic 8-man's they'll have against Shane, Kazarian, Williams, and another generic heel without much talent?! Holy SHIT my dick is hard!

Mean Girls was really good. And what plotholes did Confessions have outside of things that were proven to be outright lies? I mean, I hated Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, but I didn't find glaring plotholes in it. This sorta reminds me of these two kids that were making fun of me for renting the original Dawn of the Dead, when they had Scream 3 in their hands.

Come with me if you want to live. -OR- IIIIII HAAAAAVVVE THE POWWWWERRRRRRR!!!!!!!

You'll get very much so used to death growls and black metal screeches, maybe even to the point where you can't imagine music without them.