Corey_Lazarus

It would, um...bankrupt all of the companies, since TNA would make Zandig and Jasmine book THEIR way, and make all of the CZW and 3PW workers suck ass like they do with their own roster. ...fucking TNA...

THE FONZ. That's what wrestling needs. The ultimate cool cat. He'd ride a Harley to the ring, wear a leather jacket, grease his hair back, and always be quick to make a witty remark and humiliate a heel or a lowercard face. His finisher would be the Shark Jump, which would be a Senton Splash (Dick Togo-style), and he'd refuse to have his hand raised by a referee, instead whipping out a comb and running it through his hair before snapping his fingers and having his theme music, a knockoff of Bill Haley and His Comets' "Rock Around the Clock," play.

Yeah. Yeah I do. And I don't even have to explain it to them, even the ones that aren't wrestling fans.

TAKE IT BACK NOW!!!!

My last dream involved me lighting up a cigarette, and then getting into a car crash, but I walked out and lit up another cigarette since mine was thrown out the window on impact. And then my friend Kim picked me up and we shared a bowl (and considering I don't toke and haven't seen Kim in forever, that makes no sense), and then she dropped me off at my house, and my parents and I started doing a dance number set to "New York, New York."

Not to my knowledge. I think the last time it was defended anywhere but TNA was nearly a year ago in AAA.

Yeah. The Three Men and a Baby one got me. I need to check Snopes on that one.

Ozzy Osbourne - "Suicide Solution" AC/DC - "Have A Drink On Me" ...sorta funny that "Suicide Solution" is about former AC/DC frontman Bon Scott, and the album that was written/recorded/released after Bon's death has a song about drinking...

My favorite's always been the original ECW "Join The Revolution" shirt, if only because ECW shirts were awesome. I never did buy an ECF'NW shirt, though I wish I did. If I ever have the chance to find one, it's mine!

I'd LOVE to see Gertner talk about ECW. He wouldn't HAVE a career without the neckbrace and innuendo's from managing The Dudley Boyz. C'mon...no RRRRRRRRRRRROLLERJAMMMMMMMM love?

A wise-ass nerdy type. He comes to the ring wearing a blue speedo over a pair of red long-john's tucked into a pair of beige workboots, and he'd come out wearing a beachtowel of whatever the big local sports team is as a cape. He'd parody popular wrestlers from the 80's in his movements, sort of like how Eugene does it but instead of playing it for comedy, he is DEAD SERIOUS. And, during promo's, he would always be found watching Lord of the Rings, playing D&D, or listening to Rush. Also, he can't be a wrestler that's "jakked," because that wouldn't help get over the nerd persona. Find a wiry-framed worker that CAN wrestle his ass off, and give him the gimmick.

I actually dig Balls, but the match was pretty crap. At that point, Anarchy Rulz '99 was ECW's biggest show ever, in front of their largest crowd to date, and a Van Dam/Mahoney main event? Not good. They could've, actually, thrown Van Dam into the Three-Way Dance for the World title, made it a Four-Way Dance, and that would have given ECW the feud for Taz/RVD so that their N2R '99 match had, you know, a reason to it outside of "oh, Taz and Sabu used to be partners, and RVD and Sabu ARE partners." That came out SO wrong...

Rant, before becoming a professional wrestler in the early 90's, Scott Levy was a bodybuilder. Find some OLD pictures, pre-Scotty Flamingo even, of him. Bigger than HHH, muscle-wise, when Hunter returned from his quad tear and gained all that weight in muscle mass. And if he wasn't a professional bodybuilder, then he was an amateur bodybuilder, which doesn't make a WHOLE lot of difference. And if the Raven/DDP feud was based off of something more than "oh, you used to be my friend, but you stopped calling me," then Raven would probably get back into shape. Remember how out of shape he was at the end of his WWF/WWE run? And then, three weeks later, he was in the best shape of his career? That could happen again as long as Rhodes understands that Raven is a valuable part of any creative team (he booked half of ECW from 1995-1997, their best run, and booked almost all of his own angles in WCW) and gives him at the very least an upper-midcard push. And if Raven gets back into the shape he was at a year and a half ago? Push the fuck out of him. Re: Corino As Swiggy said, it wouldn't be too hard to have him as NWA World champion, despite his tours of Japan. Since two Impacts are taped in one week, they could tape and air vignettes of Corino's promo's, and/or pay for his airfare and lodging to Orlando and (hopefully) have the puro company he's touring with pay for his airfare back. Either that, or maybe, just MAYBE, Corino would be willing to take a paycut to work primarily in the States, since he IS tight with Dusty.

Anything thrown by Bob Holly.

The problem is that Raven's looking terrible IS his fault, as he's out of shape and doesn't give a damn in his matches anymore. I can understand mailing it in with the shitty booking they've given him, but getting so out of shape you need to wear a slimbelt just to hold your rolls? Sorry, not acceptable when you used to be a professional bodybuilder.

Yeah they were. Cyrus: "I'm the man responsible for cancelling ECW on TNN, and replacing it with RRRRRRRRRRRRROLLERJAMMMMMMMM!!"" Corino: "I'm a very forgiving man, Tajiri. Hey...hey...LOOK AT ME, YOU SLANT-EYED BASTARD!" Rhino: "Hickory dickory dock, I'll make her SUCK MY FUCKING COCK!" Victory: "Highspot!" \/m

I somewhat know Mike, as well. He's a gentle, caring man with a passion for politics, fine wines, and sportsmanship. Why, if I had a nickel for every time my lady fair told me to be more like Mike, I just may have as much money as Mr. Pullitzer himself!

Well, there ARE lots of pretty ones, you know. And they all wanna get you high.

We need White Lion to sing the song, man. Robots in disguise...

Then you make him dominate, and have faces come and go, but then have one face (either Styles or Truth, preferably Styles) take him to a draw, and they feud for the belt, and the face wins it. Voila.

...that was queer.

He beat Douglas for the ECW World title at N2R 97, and Taz for the ECW TV title at Living Dangerously 98. So you're thinking about a promo leading up to the TV title match, since that's when Bam Bam put Taz through the ring. And Jerry writing "DIE" in Corino's blood made sense. Since the formation of The Network earlier in the year, Lynn was a prime target of theirs. Corino had Rhino destroy him. Cyrus constantly suckered him into attacks by Corino, Victory, and Rhino. With Cyrus distracted by the feud with Gertner that lasted all of 2000 (and did produce one bit of hilarity when Gertner took off his shirt to reveal Kamala warpaint), Corino masterminded Lynn's attacks. Thus, it made sense that Lynn would want Corino to die for having made his life a living hell for months.

Ah yes. Abyss. I forgot to say PUSH THIS MAN TO THE MAIN EVENT AL-FUCKING-READY!!!! He's done everything asked of him thus far, even the terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE Watts/Goldy storyline, and he's made it entertaining through solid ringwork. I'd love, LOVE, to see Styles and Abyss square off one-on-one for the NWA World title one day. 20 minutes, no DQ, and let the awesomeness occur. Monty...meh.

And WCW after Russo took a hike for the second time and Hogan was MIA made me not embarassed to be a wrestling fan again, since Dusty Rhodes, Terry Taylor, and John Laurinatis were booking one hell of a show, and everybody seemed to be hauling ass. I mean...Nash jobbed to Booker 100% clean in the middle of the ring at Fall Brawl '00. That alone made it awesome.

It's not so much his great ringwork, because he's just above average with his wrestling ability. Hell, even his promo delivery is decent at best. But it's his ATTITUDE that makes me love him. Nobody pulls off the prick heel like Kid Kash does. NOBODY. He's not a coward, he's not a monster, he's SMART. That's why I love him. His character is that of a smart heel that knows when to fight and when to run away, and he pulls it off in spades. Although, to be honest, I didn't really start LOVING Kid Kash until earlier this year, when during the Callis/Watts feud over the DoA position, Kash just went berserk with awesomeness when handcuffed to Jerry Lynn (or was this a year ago?). Kash would constantly try to interfere, which made sense because he was trying to help his boss, and Lynn would have to literally YANK him off of the apron, and Kash ended up taking bigger bumps than either man working the match that night.