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Corey_Lazarus

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  1. I thought of The Goonies, personally.
  2. RUN! IT'S THE FLY! -or- HEYYYYYY YOUUUUU GUYYYYSSS!!!
  3. ...Forey? What kind of sick, twisted, Jap name is FOREY?! Fuck you, cuntrag!
  4. Vengeance '03 is, IMO, the best PPV since WrestleMania X-7. In some ways it even tops it, because I was a whole lot more entertained with the shitty matches at Vengeance '03 than I was with the shitty matches at WrestleMania X-7.
  5. Yeah. He's worse in bed.
  6. And who are you again?
  7. Either way, he's still my bitch.
  8. Yeah, and Phil looks kinda like Jason Lee.
  9. Probably not then, because all the Discovery Channel in the US shows is shit about animals and Unsolved Mysteries.
  10. It's not really debatable, because Russo and Jerry shared the book from the moment Russo came in (LATE August, so no, the Dupp Cup and Puppet in the trashcan were NOT his ideas) until mid '03 when Jerry was replaced by Jeff, and then Russo was gone entirely from October '03 until February '04, and then left again in either November or October again. Sure, they were up and down, but overall, the quality was solid, as the weeks with decent-at-best matches were very good angle-wise, and the weeks with stupid-as-hell angles had terrific matches. I miss the team of Russo and Jerry, really. Jerry knew enough about the old-school style and how to modernize it to keep us happy work-wise, and Russo knew what it took to make an interesting product AND he had a filter (which is what he REALLY needs the most: somebody to take out the bad and keep in the good). And, for the record, I liked the show where it was Russo's Army all night. Mike Sanders dressed as a General? Ownage. It furthered the SEX/Tradition feud, and brought it to its peak.
  11. Homophobia and the negative usage of "gay" and "fag" are NOT the same thing. Buy a fucking dictionary.
  12. Need y'all be reminded of how solid the Harry Potter movies turned out to be?
  13. That's because you like monkey dick.
  14. Wow. We all bitched because Russo was going to start writing, and then the best weeks of TNA were under Russo's pen.
  15. Seriously, DK. You know you had fun with this and the Knights of Nonstop Action thread. Stop putting sand up your vagina.
  16. DK, you cannot deny the awesomeness of these past two threads that SHOULD be in the Classics folder because of how damn fun they were to be in. UTSHuh might be a sausage mixer kinda guy, but he doesn't detract from Full House action!
  17. It's better than pretty much anything else the TNA folder has produced since mid '03. Stop complaining because it's not about how awesome Monty Brown is(n't).
  18. A Very Black Metal Christmas. THAT would sell.
  19. ...you should die of gonorhea for that joke...
  20. ...take a cold shower, and don't drop the soap, because Joanie might get you.
  21. And call me Ishmael.
  22. Re: Radio WAAF played Pantera a bit. When Reinventing The Steel came out, they played "Revolution Is My Name" like a motherfucker. They also played "Cemetary Gates," "Walk" (surprise, surprise), and a few other cuts off Cowboys and Vulgar now and then. I still think it's so sad to hear Mistress Carrie, of all people, completely lose it while on the air.
  23. Like kkk said: Sell her drugs.
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