Corey_Lazarus

Actually, I believe Choptop (Bill Mosely) is supposed to be Leather's brother, the one who got hit by a truck in the first one. "HEY...YOU'RE MY FAVE!" All in all, I thought TCM2 was a disappointment, even after reading reviews saying it was more of a horror/comedy than straight-up horror. Then again, I watched when I was exhausted, so maybe I need a wide-awake viewing.

I meant it in the way that Hall's life has basically fallen to shambles.

Very first thing I expected when opening this thread was somebody posting my ugly mug doing the Jeff Hannemann.

Only time I don't wear it is if I'm in a rush to get to work, considering my place of employment is right down the street from my house.

Most definitely. I do thoroughly believe that 1919 was BLS' best work because it came out 2 years after Stronger..., so Zakk had two years to write songs how he wanted to write them, instead of writing boring shit for Ozzy to sing over.

Leonard Part 6 needs a Special Edition DVD to come out. I'd buy it in an instant.

A Tim Burton movie with Johnny Depp? Never heard of such a thing.

While he was in LA at his apartment, two men broke in and tried to sever his thumb and his penis from his body. Messiah fought them off after half of his thumb was gone, penis still intact, and ran them out of his apartment. It is heavily believed by everybody that Rob Black sent the two men, since Black was the only man in LA that Messiah had much beef with (due to Black believing that Messiah slept with Lizzy Borden, Black's wife).

82%. Average error was 54 miles. Did it in 204 seconds.

I went to go pick up Fozzy's new album, All That Remains, on Tuesday, it's release date. Not a single store I went to has it.

I think he'll take a bit of time off and dedicate a whole album to Dime. Those two were really close.

That's okay. I used to play the Power Rangers fighting game that came out in '94 religiously.

And I remember Mr. Boogedy. I got it on tape somewhere in my house. I love that movie.

I actually have somewhat high standards. Build tension, have good acting, and make me want to see it again. These may seem like low standards for your average movie, but for horror movies, these are pretty high (considering the unadulterated shit that is released direct-to-video each year). Which is the 70's horror style: tension through brutality. Pushing the envelope of what is and isn't disturbing. The plot isn't original at all, or even that captivating, but it's the characters of Otis and Baby that make the film worth watching. I don't think anybody that likes this movie could possibly say otherwise. And Hass, there's already another Toxie. It's called Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV.

You know what the weird thing is about Corpses? It gets better with each viewing. At least to me it does. Of course, the acting by Bill Mosely and Sherri Moon help a lot (as does Sherri's hotness). Can't wait for Rejects.

C Dubya, I was gonna say Gleaming the Cube. That movie is awesome. And no love for Commando or Trick Or Treat?

I find it somewhat noble for Sean to want to save Joanie's life, despite how much she fucked him over. I'd imagine he's tried to do the same for his friend Scott Hall, but we all know how that work(ed/s) out.

Yeah. And Hangover Music sucked. BLS had two strong albums (Sonic Brew and Stronger Than Death), then an amazing one (1919 Eternal), then a decent one with a few choice tracks (The Blessed Hellride), and Zakk decides to make music to fit the radio and releases "Suicide Messiah," or whatever the fuck it's called. Dammit, Zakk, you're not cutting a Steel Dragon record. SLOW DOWN AND THINK ABOUT THE SONGS LIKE YOU DID FOR 1919 ETERNAL.

Why is that so sad? I mean, it's not like it's some 'Two Ring Wargames! covered in barbwire! with a triple cage! And a mat covered in fire!'. Of course, that's exaggeration, but I think you get what I mean. It's not, and shouldn't be, like what the HIAC was when it was first started in WWE...but more like ladder matches, (when at a time,they were very common). And Ladder Matches have been done to death so much that they don't draw as much as they used to. When you look back, how many Ladder Matches were actually that memorable? I can only think of HBK/Ramon from WMX, Hardy Boyz/E&C from No Mercy '99, Hardy Boyz/E&C/Dudley Boyz from WM2k, and maybe Benoit/Jericho from Rumble '01 (but that's somewhat of a stretch). NONE of the ladder matches after Ki/Styles/Lynn in TNA have been memorable, because the Ladder gimmick is dead in TNA. I don't want Ultimate X to be just as common as a No Disqualifications bout, because it's first two uses were to settle feuds between multiple men. Because in a year, if that, it won't be worth shit anymore at the rate they're overdoing it. No. What I don't like about it is that the matches are just flat-out spotfests with the majority of the spots having no rhyme or reason (I really can't comment on Styles/Sabin/Williams, or the one filmed for Best Damned..., but the prior ones I can), and they won't be remembered after a short while because of how damn COMMON the gimmick is. I know it's the X-Division's things, and I think it's a good stipulation that could produce some marvelous matches. But TNA is killing not only the drawing power of Ultimate X, but also the wrestlers they choose to place into it, because they'll have to think of more innovative, more death-defying, and more possibly career-shortening highspots to keep the fans interested. It'll only seem more important because it won't be as common as Ultimate X is. And, even then, given a year's time, we'll probably see about 4 or 5 of the new gimmick match for the X-Division. Personally, I think the X-Division workers could get by on just being given 15-20 minutes to work a match, be it all highspots or the traditional Junior style of working from the mat up. No gimmicks needed. But alas, TNA needs to get over the fact that the X-Division is INNOVATIVE and EXTREME and DEATH-DEFYING instead of just being GREAT, which it has the capability to be.

How completely fucking sad is it that in the 18 months Ultimate X has been in existence, there have already been 5 or 6 of them?

Wow, that's still around?

"Here comes the revolutionist, executionist / See the triple six, inverted into three nine's, grab your crucifix" Gang Starr - "1/2 & 1/2" "Journey with me into the mind of a maniac / I was doomed to be a killer since I came out the nutsack" Dr. Dre and Ice Cube - "Natural Born Killaz" "He lied, connived, and passed the stress / Till 1600 was his address" Stuck Mojo - "Crooked Figurehead" "If you're gonna scream, scream with me" The Misfits - "Hybrid Moments" "Please allow me to adjust my pants / And let me dance the good times dance / And put all the innocent bystanders and onlookers into a trance" Clutch - "The Mob Goes Wild" "Now just sit right back, and I may tell you a tale / A tale of THREE little pigs / And a BIG...BAD...WOLF..." Green Jelly - "Three Little Pigs"

The avatar says it all, as will the ink I'm going to get done by year's end (the Fiend with 138 on the forehead). The Misfits? Underrated? Hell no. They get the amount of credit they deserve, but I really don't see how they're OVERRATED. They wrote catchy songs that were VERY heavy for their time period, and gained a cult following that only increased when the members of said cult following began forming their own bands and sporting their merchandise onstage and pimping how much they love the band in interviews. It's one of those things that you either get, or don't get. It's been my experience that most of the people that call themselves Misfits fans are in the "don't get" category. There was a kid I went to high school with that we called Blinky because he had a nervous twitch that caused him to blink a lot (yes, so original), and he'd wear a Misfits shirt once or twice a week. When asked what his favorite song was, he'd say "Last Caress." When asked what album it was off of, he'd stop and stare at us (well, as good as you can stare while constantly blinking). Forgiveable, because it's been on a few albums. We asked him about other Misfits songs, and he couldn't name one. He was wearing the shirt because most of his friends were into punk and pop/punk and emo, and he wanted to fit in. So yeah. End of rant. I predict the next IDRM post will be him calling me a liar.

You should have never made those comments in the first place. I'll order if it turns out to be Brown/Jarrett II in the main event, and if I have an extra $30 lying around.

Aren't those just toy replicas of the WCW TV title, only with different logo's? That's exactly what they look like. And Slapnuts!, think of all of the workers in TNA that aren't X-Division or in the main event. Abyss, Sonny Siaki (I don't care what Mike Tenay and Don West tell me, he was NEVER X-Division, and NEVER will be, considering he's a power-based wrestler, and the X-Division was NEVER about power-based wrestling), DDP, Dustin Rhodes, Glenn Gilberti, Johnny Swinger, Eric Watts, Raven, Ron Killings...hell, that's just about the size of the constantly active X-Division roster. Why shouldn't there be a secondary title for them to vie for? It would also help get wrestlers that are set to be in line for a push to the World title something to get their feet wet with. And yes, too many titles spoil the prestige of them. But you need to keep a number of belts that is proportioned to the size of your roster. Since not every wrestler that isn't X-Division is in a tag team or is in the hunt for the World title (half the roster), it doesn't make sense to not give them a belt to wrestle for.