Corey_Lazarus

I'm going to the Rock N' Shock Festival tomorrow night with my girlfriend and my buddies Jay and Petone. Of course, we're arriving just to see the concert part (Misfits, Zombie Apocalypse, and others), but I'm not doubting that there'll be horror movie memorabilia and various things of horror around the Worcester Palladium (where the concert's taking place).

I'm trying to think of how any of the guitar parts to Living Colour's "Cult of Personality" are bad. I mean, the solo's NUTS and goes with the awkwardness of the main lick/riff.

Hey, I really don't care if you think somebody is gay or not. You didn't try to make the poor points that UTSU did.

Especially considering almost everything he's been involved with has been immensely entertaining (up until very recently when his brain degenerated due to age and perhaps other reasons). And hack, I'm a Scot too, hence my defending of my heritage. W00T W00T.

Then it's fitting, and can't really be a truly bad solo because it fits the BAD music. Case in point: any of the solo's on Nevermind The Bollocks. The solo's are crap, but they fit perfectly with the music.

He's not saying that. He's saying that during the 90's, Morello stood out amongst mainstream rock guitarists because he was doing COMPLETELY different stuff. Which I'd have to agree on, as the sounds Morello can make without using synthesizers and a plethora of mixing is pretty amazing. And you know you mark out for the harmonica-like solo in "Guerilla Radio." Yes, solo's should fit the song. But they should also help fit the music. To say a solo is bad has to be judged both against the "feel" of the song and the style of music the song is in. For example, a metal song is likely to have a solo that is nuts and fast, but just because the content of the song is about, say, depression, doesn't mean the solo doesn't fit, as most metal music is nuts and fast. It's one thing to say that you don't like a guitar solo because it doesn't fit the song, but to say that the solo is bad because YOU don't like it, regardless of the fact that it fits the music? Bullshit.

Kilt. Biiiiig difference. But, of course, since everybody's so quick to dismiss the tradition of the kilt as being a "skirt," I'd expect no less. So does Tom Savini. And? Wouldn't call the feud with Goldust "historical," nor the character of Goldust "homosexual." And I think you're an idiot, so we're even.

I take it you've heard this before, eh?

Sorry, but the solo to "Ace of Spades" is great. Also, how is "(Anesthesia) - Pulling Teeth" a guitar solo? That's where they IMMEDIATELY lost all credibility to me.

He didn't spend the £30 on anything. The rest was his money? These questions have been asked to hundreds of college graduates, and hundreds of kindergarteners. Of those asked, 79% of college graduates could not answer correctly, whereas 85% of kindergarteners could. There are four questions, and I will ask them in order, and then ask them all one-by-one. How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? The Lion King calls an important kingdom meeting, and one animal does not attend, but which one? And finally, how do you cross a crocodile-infested river? 1. How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? 2. How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? 3. The Lion King calls an important kingdom meeting, and one animal does not attend, but which one? 4. How do you cross a crocodile-infested moat?

The problem with Brown, though, is that fans are only interested in his entrance and when he hits the Pounce. That's IT. They're pretty dead afterwords, which is the exact same thing that happened with Goldberg. We all know how Goldberg got (ex-football player that never amounted to much in the NFL, turns pro wrestler and gets over because of charisma and squash matches, totally exposed as the incredibly limited worker he is in longer matches, popularity decreases because his push was based on squashing people, ego backstage, etc.). I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Monty can look like a monster by still selling, improving his moveset, and NOT squashing people. Abyss has been booked as one of the toughest workers in TNA to beat, because he both has that presence to him and has won the majority of his matches. However, Abyss has had FEW squashes before Impact began, and he is still one of the most over people on the roster. Monty should be the charismatic, talking equivalent of Abyss: a monster in the ring that sells, does more than two poorly-done moves, and isn't pushed to the moon because a few people pop for him during squashes.

They should point the MPAA to an R-rated movie with a solid amount of sexuality to it. Like the original American Pie, or any number of 80's teen comedies. Sorry, but this sounds like it's ONE scene of simulated puppet fellatio. No cock is shown. Scary Movie got away with an R rating and it shows a death-by-skullfucking, and a ridiculuous amount of semen ejaculated from one man. Why? Because it was down "as comedy." And a puppet sucking a puppet wang isn't done "as comedy"? Fuck the MPAA.

Sounds like The Adventures of Baron Munchausen to me.

So, wait...people that have probably never served in the military are saying that a VETERAN of Iraq doesn't know what the war means? ...the fuck?

Well, if there was ever a valid piece of evidence as to JJ's ego, here it is. And just so nobody goes "oh, so NOW you're a Legend fan," go back and read my Rushes from when Legend and Northcutt were still tagging. I marked hard for the Redshirts just before they broke up.

Blue Collar TV does suck. Fuck, the Blue Collar Comedy Tour sucked. The only thing funny about it was Ron White's story of how he got arrested in New York, and Bill, Jeff, and Ron making fun of Larry. The vignettes between stand-up's were pretty funny too, but the individual stand-up routines SUCKED. I never got why people could find such stupid, unfunny humor hilarious, when George Carlin and Eddie Izzard and Lewis Black are all incredibly smart with their jokes, but not in the Dennis Miller "haha, I said a word you don't understand" manner, and their fans aren't as vocal.

Bret + Heyman = Gold.

Kool-Aid tastes better, and you can make it yourself, and in larger quantities, for lower prices than Hawaiian Punch.

Evil Dead II - The yokel's in the woods screaming "BOBBY SUE!" and then Possessed Ash stands up and kicks his ass.

Lucas rules. That is all.

I've had plenty of people tell me they'd never watch any Troma movie because they heard the reputation of how bad they are. And yes, these same people are South Park and Family Guy fans. And when I tell them that Trey Parker and Matt Stone got their start through Troma, and that their sense of humor is just like Troma's (only toned down for network standards), they sit down and watch Tromeo & Juliet, or Citizen Toxie, with me. And then they claim they love Troma. Fucking poseurs. Also, I know plenty of people that say they hate SLC Punk because they heard it's a metaphor of how the punk thing is for teenagers and young'un's that haven't been able to grow up yet.

The next IWA show in Oolitic with deathmatches and such, I am SOOO taking that idea. You better credit the L-A-Z on that one, haha. Put "Idea by L-A-Z" on the back. ...yes, I want the IWA-MS fans to be like "OMG! LAZ!"

Is Steen the one that always uses the word "cunt"? I downloaded the promo video for their last show (I think it was Freedom to Fight), and one wrestler who was j-j-j-jakked - © Mike Sanders - kept calling people cunts. It was amusing.

Mostly because D'Lo's been primarily in Japan since late 2003, and he's deteriorated in the ring greatly. Also, it doesn't help when your last stint in TNA was as Gran Apolo's (read: UBER-SHITTY WORKER THAT WAS BROUGHT IN BECAUSE HE'S BUDDIES WITH DUTCH AND LOOKS LIKE HE'S ON ROIDS) partner against Kid Kash (Your New Favorite Wrestler) and Dallas.

Considering 7/10/04 was the day a very close friend of mine died? Yeah. Fuck you.