Corey_Lazarus

I'm glad I missed the show. First TNA, ever, I've missed. Sounds like I didn't miss much. But I can safely assume that Keller's rating of AJ/Kazarian **3/4 was justifiable...considering KAZARIAN FUCKING SUCKS.

Lemmy Is God. That is all. Oh, and he's the ugliest fucker ever? Nah. There have been plenty of uglier fuckers in music.

Which doesn't really make much sense, since the US is practically a horror hotbed (although, in recent years, more of a horror/comedy/action).

Sorry, but I will forever feel that Ghostbusters is better than anything Tarantino has ever done. Why? Because the jokes are timeless, most are hidden (if you saw the movie as a young'un, there's no way in hell you understood half of the Venkman character said), and it's something the whole family can enjoy. Take out the cursing and graphic violence? Pulp Fiction is barely watchable. True, I think Pulp Fiction is a great film, but c'mon. How is it better than the boys in gray?

Michinoku Driver. That used to be THE favorite finishing move for a lot of indy wrestlers back in the late 90's. Now? Only TAKA and Juvi still do it, pretty much.

**steals trophy, sets Slayer's hair on fire, and runs off**

**slices FS's heads off** She'll never join you!

**replaces Nile CD with Bon Jovi's Slippery When Wet, and cries for his love of Jon and Rich** ...FS...Amy will never join you! NEVERRRRR!! **jumps out of darkness, lightsabre drawn**

It was a week ago. May 31st. I hate you all! **runs into room, cranks the Nile, and smashes shit up**

I'm on backing vox and rhythm guitar, bitches. I'd also like to be the lyricist.

I would make Juliya toss my salad until she learned that the Black Album was not a metal album.

Perogies are large, ravioli-like delights, most often filled with mashed potatoes.

Potter 3 rocked ass. It deserves to be a huge moneymaker...but I think adjustments to movie prices need to be made so that "record breaking" actually matters.

Back To The Future, Ghostbusters, Aliens, and Terminator 2 > Pulp Fiction. That is all.

BG James. TNA. Just after joining. "Because the name's BG James. And the G stands for it Get it? Got it? GOOD!"

And I doubt they ever will, considering RoH has been great to Samoa Joe, and after seeing what TNA did to CM Punk, I doubt he'll ever leave unless he absolutely has to. Then I guess we have to get rid of boxing from FSN, since there's bloodshed and actual violence in that. Football too, since the cheerleaders are often seen scantily clad, and the players curse freely, it seems. Meh. Use it. Might make the Wednesday show seem different than your average SmackDown or Raw, aside from quality, in some manner. COCK A DOODLE DOO!

Ultimate X is pretty much "watch Sabin get pushed aside for Antonia Blanderas, and see Michael Shane bleed a lot!" Seriously. Shitty match, ** tops, and not worth the hype it received. It is hilarious, though, to watch the belt fall off two or three times. Ultimate X2, though, is very good. ****1/4, easily. Everybody hauled ass, and it was the first match of Michael Shane's that I've seen where he looked like he knew what the shit he was doing. Sabin was great in it, but the real showstealers were LowKi and Christopher Daniels (surprise, surprise). The DVD looks alright...but I already have all of those matches on tape. Only three are worth watching (Ultimate X2, and Hart/Guerrera and Sabin/Guerrera from Super X), so I'd say skip.

I'm not sure if I should break my promise or not...because this lineup looks really good...however! Since when is Michael Shane a high-flyer? He does a flying elbow drop now and then, and that's it. Face it, TNA: the X-Division title is a Cruiserweight title now, and has been since you brought Dutch aboard. Just rename it, already.

That would require admitting WCW was good at one point. Big no-no.

"Dude, look, just give us back our $18." I haven't seen Passion yet. I'm a Gibson fan. I'm a fan of Jim Caviezel, and have been since Frequency. I even watched a fucking ASHLEY JUDD movie because Caviezel is such a good actor. But Passion? I doubt I'll see it until it either comes on HBO or somebody I'm hanging out with rents it. Why? Too much hype, and from every review I've read or heard from people I know that weren't Bible-thumpers said it was boring. I also want to know how people can say it's "so real" when Jesus, in actuality, was a Middle Easterner, and records were not kept of all of the things that actually happened to him.

Maybe it was bringing Patterson and Brisco to TV?

If the music is a problem, either get some more people into their music department, or find some indy and underground bands with a sound following and have them record some tunes for TNA. Hell, I somehow doubt that an entrance theme from Pro-Pain or even ICP would cost too much, seeing as how Pro-Pain are pretty underground, and ICP are fans of wrestling and fans of TNA (to the point where they were on TNA, and the only thing worth watching for a while).

JacK, you hit the nail on the head. It doesn't matter if Jarrett is champ or not, because the people that know him will see him on the show and probably watch anyways (assuming they're a fan of his). Hey, Mike, I wonder what Double J from TNS is saying right now, since even HE said that he didn't want Jarrett to regain the belt for a while.

If I get one, and it's an actual person and not just a bot...oh boy, is it gonna be fun explaining why I stopped ordering...

\m/ Many infernal hails to Iann.