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Deadline has come and gone. Prime Time AD is using EPs.

The only way this would work is if there were no mod intervention, and that would never happen.

9:30 p.m. • So last week the better half and I were watching this 100 Greatest Rap Songs of ALL TIME, or something like that. (I think there’s a TSM thread about this.) I have no idea why we were watching this. I had it on because it was late and I was curious to see if there were any “Where are they now?” features to the hip-hoppers I grew up listening. Mrs. kkk was watching just to laugh at the names (bitch got a slap for dissing my “Q-Tip” from A Tribe Called Quest). It was down to the last two songs and she asked me what I thought they would be. I said “Rappers Delight” should be number two and “The Message” should be number one. I was right on “Rappers Delight.” This is my all-time favorite song of any genre, and I’m talking about the 15-minute version – not the hippie 4-minute radio/video friendly airing. Part I Part II I knew “The Message” wasn’t going to finish first because it was already mentioned, so the better half asked my thoughts on Number One. I actually pondered this during the commercials and said the following: “It will probably be something political and overrated – 'Fight the Power' by Public Enemy." I was right. Look, I like “It Takes a Nation of Millions” and “Fear of a Black Planet,” but “Fight the Power” is NOT the top hip-hop song of ALL-TIME. Put it at Number Three, but “Rapper’s Delight” and “The Message” are in a league of their own. Speaking of “Rapper’s Delight” I have a childhood trama story regarding this tune. Back in its heyday, this song was often played by my two half-brothers. This of course got me listening to it on a frequent basis. For some reason, as a kid my favorite part of this epic was the verse that starts out, “Have you ever gone over to a friend’s house to eat and the food just ain’t no good?” I memorized this verse and suddenly this talent of mine to recite this urban poem of unacceptable dinner cuisine was something I was called on to perform whenever the old man was talking with one of his friends/acquaintances. Here is how most of these recitals began: “Son, sing the ‘Cheese Song’.” (See the bolded text below for why it was the “Cheese Song.”) “I don’t want to.” “SING THE GODDAMN SONG~! ”Have you ever have you ever went over a friend’s house to eat and the food just aint no good? I mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed and the chicken tastes like wood. So you try to play it off like you think you can by saying that you’re full. And then your friend says momma he's just being polite he ain’t finished uh uh that's bull. And so your heart starts pumping and you think of a lie and you say that you already ate. And your friend says man there's plenty of food so you pile some more on your plate. While the stinky foods steaming your mind starts to dreaming of the moment that it's time to leave. And then you look at your plate and your chicken’s slowly rotting into something that looks like cheese. So you say that's it I got to leave this place I don’t care what these people think. I’m just sitting here making myself nauseous with this ugly food that stinks. So you bust out the door while its still closed still sick from the food you ate. And then you run to the store for quick relief from a bottle of Kaopectate. And then you call your friend two weeks later to see how he has been. And he says I understand about the food baby bubbah but we're still friends.” Even with these childhood memories, this is one AWESOME SONG. In fact, now that I’m older, there’s another verse that I prefer over the “cheese” verse. I think the best part about this verse is about not letting Sucka MCs stealing rhymes when that’s just what the verse-teller actually did.

Almost as much as your "grumblegrumble" retort. Blacks, perhaps. It would depend if you group the city demographics in with the suburbs. Mexicans are another matter. We haven't been hit by the invasion yet. And outside of Carnegie Mellon University, Asians are non-existent.

Wow, and I didn't even comment on the blacks or Mexicans during my time on the West Coast.

I still frequent here, even though I may not post as often, and I do prefer to talk about "current events" over at the other place. But the Internet wouldn't be the same with this place gone.

And you're still calling her your "girlfriend"? RE the West Coast. When I was out there I liked the time zone being three hours behind EST. That's all I got.

When we took him in back in '05 he never showed a desire to be outside again.

7:30 p.m. • So just under two weeks ago Max bolted from our happy home into the wild. On Monday night we set out a cage trap that was loaned from one of Mrs. kkk’s friends. Basically, an animal walks into the cage and it shuts, trapping it. These devices are used at the friend’s workplace, so we began putting food in this contraption in hopes Max would not notice the chain links and hanging wall waiting to block any chance of escape one would have from entering this narrow corridor. Well Monday night came and went with NOBODY caught. Hell, I was expecting a stray to enter in the cage of no return. This of course had the better half convinced Max was dead. I, once again, was indifferent. If the little bastard wants his freedom then he’ll have to forgo his security -- four walls, a roof, three meals, water, etc. We set the cage out again last night. When I awoke this morning I trudged on over to the front door to see if we had any takers. I noticed that the cage’s front door had shut, meaning we snagged something. I then turned on the porch light and what did I see? I am Max and I wish to negotiate. You little shit. I woke up the better half and we took him down into the basement where he ate for 5-10 minutes and began rubbing up on both of us like he wanted to come home all along. Of course, he was covered in hair knots, jaggers and had a tick coming out of his left ear. Before taking him to the vet today we treated him just like the U.S. did the former dictator of Iraq. The prognosis is this: He has a slight fever and lost a pound. Otherwise he’s in good shape. The vet was amazed he was in as good shape as he was for being out almost a fortnight. Of course, we then came to the conclusion that he probably took up residence in the abandoned house or its backyard shed for most of his time away. Fitting, since this is without a doubt the laziest cat I have ever seen. Nonetheless he’s back home and when he comes out of "quarantine" in another 40 hours I’m sure Dessa and JJ will be TRHILLED once again. (Actually, Max has gotten out of the spare bedroom twice already and made a break for downstairs, much to the chagrin of his feline housemates. You see, cats recognize each other by scent, and since Max has been funked up JJ and Dessa are going to act like he’s a new resident, which will result in hissing, growling and screaming. For JJ it will take a week or two to get over this. Dessa just doesn’t like anyone, so in that regard nothing will have changed.

7:30 p.m. • So there is this poster WHOSE NAME WILL NEVER BE REVEALED UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH that is recapping his trip to some overpriced corporate theme park. Reading his entries of unforgettable family moments got me the thinking of the time I went to the Magic Kingdom. I can’t remember how young I was, but my old man was in-between his second and third marriage. After he married my old lady, she divorced him (probably for good reason) and sold the house that he spent YEARS fixing up. Serves him right. Before marrying wife number three he spent some time with this other woman. He was with her for quite some time, actually. Enough time to completely renovate her basement into an apartment that she got to charge rent to tenants. Oddly enough, she dumped him afterward. If I were even somewhat observant, I’d be detecting a pattern here. Well anyway, I was going to Disney World with him and Wife 2.5. I can’t remember if there were any other people with us. There might have been; I just can’t recall. Before going to Disney World we stopped at some diner for breakfast, which is surprising enough considering the old man HATES to eat out. Now I didn’t like eating eggs, especially ones that are sunny-side up. When that yolk breaks it just looks so … blech. I wanted to order this other breakfast deal that included a muffin and a few other not-so-messy items. This drove pops over the edge because I guess not eating eggs for breakfast is just one step away from turning queer. So he threw one of his usual fits of rage and REFUSED TO TALK FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. Now if this were to happen today, I would find it funny as hell. But when you’re a kid this stuff freaks you out. I also overheard him bitching to pseudo-wifey later that night when I was supposed to be asleep about me, which just did wonders for the rest of our time in Florida. The only thing I can remember from the actual trip was that Small World. And from the MYSTERY POSTER’s recap of this ride, it seems like not much have changed. But whatever, I’m on a roll talking about the old man. For as crappy as every trip with the old man has been in my life, nothing could compare to the time he went to Florida with his soon-to-be-wife-number-three and her bratty grandsons. I think I was in 8th-9th grade when he asked if I wanted to go with him and company to Florida for another round of family fun. Vividly remember my previous experience many moons ago I respectfully declined. Can’t remember the reason: I think it was “this was my first summer not having to go to summer school in some time and I wanted to just stay at home.” Yeah, I was/am quite the scholar. A few weeks later the old man called me and told me about his trip. Here’s what happened in a nutshell. They got a hotel some distance from Disney World. No surprise there. (What, you think I got my cheapness all by myself?) The grandkids got mad because they wouldn’t have breakfasts/dinners at the theme park due to the prices. Once again, no surprises. After a day or so the grandkids then called their mother (the daughter of my future mother-in-law) to complain. The next call was to a local Child Youth Service agency (or something similar). The AUTHORITIES paid dad a visit and said the kids in his care were citing abusive behavior and squalor living conditions. Wow. All I have to say is that after this experience, I think dad appreciated me just a smidgeon more than he used to. Sure I was/am a fuck-up, but damn… Damn. Family – lol.

The grandkids' mom is/was a social worker, so they're all about suing/complaining at the slightest thing. Funny thing is years after this event dad is still pissed about it. We would be sitting in the same room with these people and he would be going off about them to me while they were still sitting there. Several times it resulted in rather awkward moments. And you know what? I don't blame him one bit. (FYI: This event happened sometime between 1990-1991.)

He didn't buy park food. He didn't take them out to eat. He didn't get a fancy hotel by the park. When we went on trips we usually got some crappy place miles and miles away from our destination. The old man would also just by food from a local grocery store. Frugal? Yes. Child abuse? Not even close.

(2.5) Chicago at Atlanta 20-22 Miami at Houston (3.5) 28-29 Baltimore at Indianapolis (4.5) 3-31 Detroit at Minnesota (13.5) 10-12 Oakland at New Orleans (7.5) 3-34 Cincinnati at N.Y. Jets (6.5) 14-26 Carolina at Tampa Bay (1.5) 3-27 St. Louis at Washington (13.5) 19-17 Jacksonville at Denver (3.5) 24-17 (5.5) Dallas at Arizona 24-30 (5.5) Philadelphia at San Francisco 40-26 Green Bay at Seattle (2.5) 27-17 New England at San Diego (5.5) 10-30 (7.5) N.Y. Giants at Cleveland 14-35 Open date: Buffalo, Kansas City, Pittsburgh, Tennessee Chicago Bears (Tzar Lysergic 2-4) d by Atlanta Falcons (USC 4-2) 6-9 CHI: CHI/HOU/IND/MIN/NO/CIN/TB/WAS/DEN/AZ/PHI/SEA/SD/NYG/EP ATL: ATL/MIA/IND/DET/NO/NYJ/CAR/WAS/DEN/DAL/PHI/GB/SD/NYG/14 DIFF: CHI/ATL, HOU/MIA, MIN/DET, CIN/NYJ, TB/CAR, AZ/DAL, SEA/GB Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff 1-4) d Houston Texans (Bored 3-2) 8-6 MIA: CHI/MIA/IND/DET/NO/NYJ/TB/WAS/DEN/DAL/PHI/GB/NE/NYG/26 HOU: CHI/MIA/BAL/MIN/NO/NYJ/CAR/WAS/DEN/DAL/PHI/GB/SD/NYG/20 DIFF: IND/BAL, DET/MIN, TB/CAR, NE/SD, 26/20 Baltimore Ravens (KingPK 1-3-1) d by Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg 2-3) 8-8 + TB BAL: CHI/MIA/IND/DET/NO/NYJ/CAR/WAS/JAX/DAL/PHI/GB/NE/NYG/21(-3=18) IND: CHI/MIA/IND/DET/OAK/NYJ/TB/WAS/DEN/DAL/PHI/GB/SD/NYG/24(-31=7) DIFF: NO/OAK, CAR/TB, JAX/DEN, NE/SD, 21/24 Detroit Lions (Chazz 1-4) d by Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling 5-1) 2-7 DET: CHI/MIA/BAL/MIN/OAK/CIN/CAR/WAS/DEN/DAL/SF/GB/NE/NYG/13 MIN: CHI/MIA/IND/DET/NO/CIN/TB/WAS/DEN/DAL/PHI/GB/NE/NYG/27 DIFF: BAL/IND, MIN/DET, OAK/NO, CAR/TB, SF/PHI Oakland Raiders (Smues 1-4) d by New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo 3-3) 6-10 OAK: CHI/MIA/IND/DET/OAK/NYJ/CAR/WAS/DEN/DAL/PHI/GB/NE/NYG/24 NO: ATL/MIA/IND/MIN/NO/NYJ/CAR/WAS/JAX/DAL/PHI/GB/SD/CLE/26 DIFF: CHI/ATL, DET/MIN, OAK/NO, DEN/JAX, NE/SD, NYG/CLE, 24/26 Cincinnati Bengals (Teke 1-5) d by N.Y. Jets (Gert 3-2) 8-10 CIN: CHI/HOU/IND/DET/NO/CIN/CAR/STL/JAX/DAL/PHI/GB/NE/CLE/EP NYJ: CHI/MIA/IND/MIN/NO/NYJ/TB/WAS/JAX/DAL/PHI/GB/SD/CLE/31 DIFF: HOU/MIA, DET/MIN, CIN/NYJ, CAR/TB, STL/WAS, NE/SD, EP/31 Carolina Panthers (Fazzle 3-3) d Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond 3-3) 8-7 CAR: CHI/MIA/BAL/MIN/NO/NYJ/TB/WAS/JAX/AZ/PHI/GB/NE/NYG/18 TB: ATL/MIA/IND/MIN/NO/NYJ/CAR/WAS/JAX/DAL/PHI/SEA/NE/NYG/24 DIFF: CHI/ATL, BAL/IND, TB/CAR, AZ/DAL, GB/SEA St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist 1-4) d by Washington Redskins (Human Fly 4-2) 2-3 STL: CHI/HOU/IND/MIN/OAK/CIN/CAR/WAS/DEN/DAL/PHI/SEA/NE/NYG/6 WAS: CHI/HOU/BAL/MIN/OAK/NYJ/CAR/WAS/DEN/DAL/PHI/GB/NE/NYG/27 DIFF: IND/BAL, CIN/NYJ, SEA/GB Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off 3-3) d Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 4-2) 6-6 + TB JAX: CHI/HOU/BAL/MIN/NO/NYJ/CAR/WAS/JAX/DAL/PHI/GB/SD/NYG/24(-24=0) DEN: CHI/MIA/IND/MIN/NO/NYJ/CAR/WAS/DEN/AZ/SF/GB/NE/NYG/27(-17=10) DIFF: HOU/MIA, BAL/IND, JAX/DEN, DAL/AZ, PHI/SF, SD/NE, 24/27 Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 4-2) d Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 3-3) 7-7 + TB DAL: ATL/MIA/IND/MIN/NO/CIN/CAR/STL/DEN/DAL/SF/GB/SD/NYG/27(-24=3) AZ: CHI/HOU/IND/MIN/NO/CIN/TB/STL/DEN/AZ/PHI/GB/NE/NYG/34(-30=4) DIFF: ATL/CHI, MIA/HOU, CAR/TB, DAL/AZ, SF/PHI, SD/NE, 27/34 Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger 4-2) d by San Francisco 49ers (Devo 4-2) 6-8 PHI: CHI/HOU/IND/DET/NO/NYJ/CAR/WAS/DEN/DAL/PHI/GB/NE/NYG/24 SF: ATL/MIA/IND/DET/OAK/NYJ/CAR/WAS/DEN/ARZ/PHI/GB/NE/NYG/17 DIFF: CHI/ATL, HOU/MIA, NO/OAK, DAL/ARZ, 24/17 Green Bay Packers (VX 3-3) d Seattle Seahawks (UZI Suicide 4-1) 8-8 + TB GB: ATL/MIA/BAL/DET/NO/CIN/TB/WAS/DEN/AZ/PHI/GB/NE/NYG/31(-27=4) SEA: CHI/MIA/IND/MIN/NO/NYJ/TB/WAS/DEN/DAL/PHI/GB/SD/NYG/24(-17=7) DIFF: ATL/CHI, BAL/IND, DET/MIN, CIN/NYJ, AZ/DAL, NE/SD, 31/24 New England Patriots (Harley Quinn 4-1) d by San Diego Chargers (909 4-2) 6-6 + TB NE: CHI/MIA/BAL/MIN/NO/NYJ/CAR/WAS/JAX/DAL/PHI/SEA/SD/NYG/21(-10=11) SD: ATL/HOU/IND/MIN/OAK/NYJ/CAR/WAS/DEN/DAL/PHI/GB/SD/NYG/28(-30=2) DIFF: CHI/ATL, MIA/HOU, BAL/IND, NO/OAK, JAX/DEN, SEA/GB, 21/28 N.Y. Giants (Cartman 3-2) d Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack 3-2) 7-6 NYG: ATL/MIA/IND/MIN/NO/CIN/CAR/STL/DEN/DAL/SF/GB/SD/NYG/27 CLE: ATL/HOU/BAL/MIN/NO/NYJ/TB/WAS/DEN/AZ/PHI/SEA/NE/NYG/13 DIFF: MIA/HOU, IND/BAL, CIN/NYJ, CAR/TB, STL/WAS, DAL/AZ, SF/PHI, GB/SEA, SD/NE Open date: Buffalo (Bob Barron 1-4), Kansas City (Andrew Doyle 2-3), Pittsburgh (Kahran Ramsus 2-3), Tennessee (Cuban Linx 1-3-1)

And that game put Human Fly into first place in the NFC East, where every team has a winning record... AFC EAST New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 4-1 < PF: 47, PA: 38, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 2-0 > New York Jets (Gert T) 3-2 < PF: 43, PA: 38, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 1-1 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 1-4 < PF: 35, PA: 41, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-0 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 1-4 < PF: 42, PA: 47, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-2 > AFC NORTH Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 3-2 < PF: 42, PA: 38, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 3-0 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 2-3 < PF: 36, PA: 39, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 1-3-1 < PF: 37, PA: 41, AFC: 1-3-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-2 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 1-5 < PF: 43, PA: 50, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 0-2 > AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 3-2 < PF: 38, PA: 36, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 3-0 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 3-3 < PF: 42, PA: 43, AFC: 3-3, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-3 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 2-3 < PF: 40, PA: 43, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 1-1 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 1-3-1 < PF: 40, PA: 41, AFC: 1-2-1, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 4-2 < PF: 46, PA: 38, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 3-0 > San Diego Chargers (909) 4-2 < PF: 43, PA: 42, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1 > Kansas City Chiefs (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 2-3 < PF: 39, PA: 37, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-1 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 1-4 < PF: 35, PA: 42, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-3 > NFC EAST Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 4-2 < PF: 42, PA: 36, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 4-2, DIV: 2-1 > Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 4-2 < PF: 43, PA: 37, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 1-1 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 4-2 < PF: 43, PA: 42, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 0-2 > New York Giants (Cartman) 3-2 < PF: 34, PA: 37, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-0 > NFC NORTH Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 5-1 < PF: 49, PA: 35, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 2-0 > Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 3-3 < PF: 43, PA: 44, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 3-3, DIV: 1-1 > Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 2-4 < PF: 42, PA: 50, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-4, DIV: 0-1 > Detroit Lions (Chazz) 1-4 < PF: 32, PA: 41, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-4, DIV: 1-2 > NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (USC) 4-2 < PF: 50, PA: 40, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 1-1 > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 3-3 < PF: 38, PA: 51, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-0 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 3-3 < PF: 44, PA: 42, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 1-2 > New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 3-3 < PF: 46, PA: 50, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 0-1 > NFC WEST Seattle Seahawks (UZI Suicide) 4-1 < PF: 43, PA: 35, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 2-0 > San Francisco 49ers (devo) 4-2 < PF: 45, PA: 43, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 4-1, DIV: 1-1 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 3-3 < PF: 48, PA: 48, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-1 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 1-4 < PF: 33, PA: 37, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 0-1 >

Deadline has come and gone. Chicago and Cincinnati will be using EPs.

8:30 p.m. • Saturday night when Mrs. kkk came home from work at 11:15 p.m. Max got out and hasn’t returned. Little bastard. He’s shown up a few times on the porch looking for food but bolted when we opened the front door. I really don’t care if he comes back, but the better half is in hysterics. I just find it funny that the laziest cat I have ever seen decided to live outside (during the summer he was out on the porch for 10-15 minutes, came in and slept in front of an AC vent for several hours). Of course, Mrs. kkk has seen him twice since Saturday because we are putting out food for him in the hopes that we can snag this little fucker. Of course, like all welfare programs, this is attracting the other strays in the neighborhood, which is a bit of a surprise because I didn’t realize how many outside cats there were in this place. The house across from us has been abandoned for years, and I guess stray kitties have squatted there for year. Wonderful. I’ll say this, though. Our female Dessa hasn’t been this happy in YEARS.

6:30 p.m. • So I was never a huge AMG fan, although "P-Funk" has got to be one of my all-time favorite tracks because it used polka music used in this brief selection (still trying to find it on YouTube, but click here for an audio sample). However, what makes this great isn't the song, but rather the video and the comments that followed. Someone got served. -- nice shit rip the great easy e -- nice video -- i luv this song -- this is amg!!! -- Good song, but not EAZY-E, check your facts. This is AMG, check wikipedia fool. -- this aint eazy-e punk! its AMG -- Dude this is eight ball and AMG who did this track, not eazy e -- this is not easy e it is AMG you dumb fuck. -- We al do know that's not Eazy E Rappin, right? RIGHT?!?!?! It's AMG From Quiks crew......Might want to change the title. -- You stupid? It's not Eazy E, It's AMG, why do you think it's eazy e? -- thats dj quik -- You do realize this isn't an Easy-E song right? It's AMG, that's why he mentions DJ Quik. AMG is the artist. I love Easy-E tho, but you put up a song that aint even Easy-E's...uhh...ya. -w- -- good ass song classic -- AMG does this song. -- Nice but its AMG -- This song is by AMG, not Eazy-E. -- Great song from AMG - not Eazy E. -- was Eazy e really a part of AMG? -- hi there love this song! -- dude it's not eazy-e song...is by AMG.. -- its amg retard -- man! only 3 comments that didn`t mensioned that it`s not eazy rappin -- thats amg wit dj quick u fucken retard!@#!#!#!@#!# haha and u made all pictures of eazy e hahaha mental bitchhhhhhhhhhhhh -- i love and my bitch ass mom better have my money -- AMG -- What the hell, This is AMG not Eazy-E! It's from the album "Bitch Betta Have My Money" -- AMG not Eazy E

"Salary Adjustment." And some employers wonder why you only come in, do your job and don't try to do anything above what you were hired for.

1) Sweetest day is bullshit. For years Mrs. kkk has been harping about why I do nothing for this day. I bring up the "it's just another day for Hallmark" defense. I win each year, but then again I just tune her out. 2) I'm sure you could figure out on your own which of your fellow students didn't pass said Texas test. I know I could during my time in school. Don't tell you boss that -- he/she will probably use that as an excuse not to award raises. Well, that and the damn Bush economy.

When I was a kid my old man told me my grandma's dog was taken out to a farm to run around. Little did I realize he went to the vet to take a dirt nap. Shrug. An update to my missing cat. We're getting a cage trap from Mrs. kkk's friend today to put out on the porch. Of course, when I came home said friend had a message on the answering machine asking to call her. Something tells me the cage plan will be put on hold. DEVELOPING...

Week 7. Seems about right.

Last week's standings will be up when they're up. (3.5) Tennessee at Baltimore Tennessee 13, Baltimore 10 Kansas City at Carolina (9.5) Kansas City 0, Carolina 34 (3.5) Chicago at Detroit Chicago 34, Detroit 7 Atlanta at Green Bay (0.5) Atlanta 27, Green Bay 24 (3.5) Indianapolis at Houston Indianapolis 31, Houston 27 (6.5) San Diego at Miami San Diego 10, Miami 17 Seattle at N.Y. Giants (7.5) Seattle 6, N.Y. Giants 44 Washington at Philadelphia (5.5) Washington 23 Philadelphia 27 Tampa Bay at Denver (3.5) Tampa Bay 13, Denver 16 Buffalo at Arizona (0.5) Buffalo 17, Arizona 41 Cincinnati at Dallas (17) Cincinnati 22, Dallas 31 (3.5) New England at San Francisco New England 30, San Francisco 21 Pittsburgh at Jacksonville (4.5) Pittsburgh 26 at Jacksonville 21 Minnesota at New Orleans (3.5) Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx 1-3-1) tie Baltimore Ravens (KingPK 1-2-1) 7-7 TEN: TEN/CAR/CHI/GB/IND/SD/NYG/PHI/DEN/AZ/DAL/NE/JAX/MIN/17(-13=4) BAL: TEN/CAR/CHI/GB/HOU/SD/NYG/WAS/TB/BUF/DAL/NE/JAX/MIN/14(-10=4) DIFF: IND/HOU, PHI/WAS, DEN/TB, AZ/BUF, 17/14 Kansas City Chiefs (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 2-3) b Carolina Panthers (Fazzle 2-3) 10-4 KC: BAL/CAR/CHI/GB/IND/SD/NYG/WAS/TB/BUF/CIN/NE/PIT/NO/10 CAR: TEN/KC/CHI/GB/IND/SD/SEA/PHI/DEN/BUF/DAL/NE/PIT/NO/23 DIFF: BAL/TEN, CAR/KC, NYG/SEA, WAS/PHI, TB/DEN, CIN/DAL, 10/23 Chicago Bears (Tzar Lysergic 2-3) d by Detroit Lions (Chazz 1-3) 7-9 CHI: TEN/CAR/CHI/GB/IND/SD/NYG/PHI/TB/ARI/CIN/SF/JAX/NO/30 DET: BAL/CAR/CHI/GB/IND/MIA/SEA/WAS/DEN/BUF/CIN/SF/PIT/MIN/14 DIFF: TEN/BAL, SD/MIA, NYG/SEA, PHI/WAS, TB/DEN, ARZ/BUF, JAX/PIT, NO/MIN, 30/14 Atlanta Falcons (USC 3-2) d by Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X 2-3) 7-9 ATL: TEN/CAR/CHI/GB/IND/SD/NYG/WAS/DEN/BUF/DAL/NE/PIT/NO/17 GB: TEN/CAR/CHI/GB/IND/SD/NYG/WAS/TB/BUF/CIN/SF/PIT/MIN/20 DIFF: DEN/TB, DAL/CIN, NE/SF, NO/MIN, 17/20 Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg 1-3) d by Houston Texans (Bored 3-1) 7-9 IND: TEN/CAR/CHI/GB/IND/SD/NYG/WAS/TB/BUF/CIN/SF/JAX/NO/30 HOU: BAL/CAR/CHI/GB/IND/SD/NYG/PHI/TB/BUF/DAL/NE/PIT/MIN/17 DIFF: TEN/BAL, WAS/PHI, CIN/DAL, SF/NE, JAX/PIT, NO/MIN, 30/17 San Diego Chargers (909 3-2) b Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff 0-4) 7-6 SD: BAL/CAR/CHI/GB/IND/SD/NYG/PHI/DEN/BUF/DAL/NE/JAX/MIN/34 MIA: TEN/CAR/CHI/GB/IND/SD/NYG/WAS/DEN/BUF/DAL/SF/PIT/NO/20 DIFF: BAL/TEN, PHI/WAS, NE/SF, JAX/PIT, MIN/NO Seattle Seahawks (UZI Suicide 4-0) b N.Y. Giants (Cartman 2-2) 7-4 SEA: TEN/CAR/CHI/GB/IND/SD/NYG/WAS/DEN/AZ/DAL/NE/JAX/NO/24 NYG: TEN/CAR/CHI/GB/HOU/SD/NYG/WAS/DEN/BUF/DAL/SF/JAX/NO/27 DIFF: IND/HOU, AZ/BUF, NE/SF Washington Redskins (Human Fly 3-2) b Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger 4-1) 6-5 WAS: TEN/CAR/CHI/GB/HOU/SD/NYG/WAS/DEN/BUF/CIN/NE/JAX/NO/18 PHI: TEN/KC/CHI/GB/HOU/SD/NYG/WAS/DEN/BUF/CIN/NE/JAX/NO/20 DIFF: CAR/KC Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond 3-2) d by Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 4-1) 7-7 TB: TEN/CAR/CHI/ATL/IND/SD/NYG/PHI/TB/BUF/DAL/NE/JAX/NO/30(-13=17) DEN:BAL/CAR/CHI/GB/IND/SD/NYG/PHI/TB/BUF/DAL/NE/JAX/NO/24(-16=8) DIFF: TEN/BAL, ATL/GB, 30/24 Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron 1-4) d by Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 3-2) 7-8 BUF: TEN/CAR/CHI/GB/IND/SD/NYG/PHI/TB/BUF/DAL/NE/PIT/NO/17 AZ: TEN/KC/CHI/GB/IND/MIA/NYG/WAS/TB/BUF/DAL/NE/JAX/MIN/20 DIFF: CAR/KC, SD/MIA, PHI/WAS, PIT/JAX, NO/MIN Cincinnati Bengals (Teke 1-4) d by Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 3-2) 7-8 CIN: TEN/CAR/CHI/GB/IND/SD/NYG/WAS/DEN/BUF/DAL/NE/JAX/NO/10 DAL: TEN/KC/CHI/GB/IND/MIA/NYG/PHI/TB/BUF/CIN/NE/JAX/NO/27 DIFF: CAR/KC, SD/MIA, WAS/PHI, DEN/TB, DAL/CIN New England Patriots (Harley Quinn 4-0) b San Francisco 49ers (Devo 3-2) 10-8 NE: BAL/CAR/CHI/ATL/HOU/SD/NYG/PHI/TB/BUF/CIN/NE/PIT/MIN/24 SF: TEN/CAR/CHI/GB/IND/SD/NYG/PHI/DEN/BUF/CIN/NE/PIT/MIN/13 DIFF: BAL/TEN, ATL/GB, HOU/IND, TB/DEN, 24/13 Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus 2-3) d by Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off 2-3) 7-7 PIT: TEN/CAR/CHI/GB/IND/SD/NYG/WAS/DEN/AZ/DAL/NE/JAX/NO/16(-26=10) JAX: TEN/CAR/CHI/GB/IND/SD/NYG/WAS/TB/BUF/DAL/NE/JAX/NO/20(-21=1) DIFF: DEN/TB, AZ/BUF, 16/20 Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling 4-1) d by New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo 2-3) 8-8 MIN: TEN/KC/CHI/GB/IND/SD/NYG/WAS/TB/BUF/CIN/SF/PIT/MIN/24(-30=6) NO: TEN/CAR/CHI/GB/IND/SD/NYG/PHI/TB/BUF/CIN/NE/PIT/NO/24(-27=3) DIFF: KC/CAR, WAS/PHI, SF/NE, MIN/NO, 24/24 Open date: Cleveland (SFAJack), N.Y. Jets (Gert T), St. Louis (Canadian Guitarist), Oakland (Smues)

AFC EAST New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 4-0 < PF: 41, PA: 32, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 2-0 > New York Jets (Gert T) 2-2 < PF: 33, PA: 30, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 1-1 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 1-4 < PF: 35, PA: 41, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-0 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 0-4 < PF: 34, PA: 41, AFC: 0-3, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-2 > AFC NORTH Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 3-1 < PF: 36, PA: 31, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 3-0 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 2-3 < PF: 36, PA: 39, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 1-2-1 < PF: 29, PA: 33, AFC: 1-2-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-2 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 1-4 < PF: 35, PA: 40, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 0-2 > AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 3-1 < PF: 32, PA: 28, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 3-0 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 2-3 < PF: 36, PA: 37, AFC: 2-3, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-3 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 1-3-1 < PF: 40, PA: 41, AFC: 1-2-1, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 1-3 < PF: 32, PA: 35, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 1-1 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 4-1 < PF: 40, PA: 32, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 3-0 > San Diego Chargers (909) 3-2 < PF: 37, PA: 36, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1 > Kansas City Chiefs (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 2-3 < PF: 39, PA: 37, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-1 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 1-3 < PF: 29, PA: 32, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-3 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 4-1 < PF: 37, PA: 29, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 1-1 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 3-2 < PF: 39, PA: 34, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 2-1 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 3-2 < PF: 36, PA: 35, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-2 > New York Giants (Cartman) 2-2 < PF: 27, PA: 31, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-0 > NFC NORTH Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 4-1 < PF: 42, PA: 33, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-0 > Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 2-3 < PF: 36, PA: 41, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 0-1 > Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 2-3 < PF: 35, PA: 36, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 1-1 > Detroit Lions (Chazz) 1-3 < PF: 30, PA: 34, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-1 > NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (USC) 3-2 < PF: 41, PA: 34, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-1 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 3-2 < PF: 37, PA: 34, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 1-1 > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 2-3 < PF: 30, PA: 44, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-0 > New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 2-3 < PF: 36, PA: 44, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 0-1 > NFC WEST Seattle Seahawks (UZI Suicide) 4-0 < PF: 35, PA: 27, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-0, DIV: 2-0 > San Francisco 49ers (devo) 3-2 < PF: 37, PA: 37, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 1-1 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 3-2 < PF: 41, PA: 41, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-1 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 1-3 < PF: 31, PA: 34, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-1 >

Better late than never.

Spreads will be up shortly. I have to first make a stop in DC to dole out welfare to financial institutions that don't realize lending money to a bunch of dumbfucks isn't such a good idea. All done. Here we go. Atlanta at Carolina (7.5) Atlanta 9, Carolina 24 Cleveland at Cincinnati (3.5) Cleveland 20, Cincinnati 12 Houston at Jacksonville (7.5) Houston 27, Jacksonville 30 (9.5) Denver at Kansas City Denver 19, Kansas City 33 San Francisco at New Orleans (5.5) San Francisco 17, New Orleans 31 Arizona at N.Y. Jets (2.5) Arizona 35, N.Y. Jets 56 Green Bay at Tampa Bay (1.5) Green Bay 21, Tampa Bay 30 Minnesota at Tennessee (3.5) Minnesota 17, Tennessee 30 (7.5) San Diego at Oakland San Diego 28, Oakland 18 (8.5) Buffalo at St. Louis Buffalo 31, St. Louis 14 Washington at Dallas Washington 26, Dallas 24 (11.5) (3.5) Philadelphia at Chicago Philadelphia 20, Chicago 24 Baltimore at Pittsburgh (6.5) BYE: Detroit, Indianapolis, Miami, New England, N.Y. Giants, Seattle Atlanta Falcons (USC 3-1) d by Carolina Panthers (Fazzle 2-2) 6-6 ATL: ATL/CIN/JAX/DEN/NO/AZ/GB/TEN/SD/BUF/WAS/PHI/BAL/24(-9=15) CAR: CAR/CLE/JAX/DEN/NO/AZ/GB/MIN/SD/BUF/DAL/PHI/BAL/22(-24=2) DIFF: ATL/CAR, CIN/CLE, TEN/MIN, WAS/DAL, 24/22 Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack 3-1) d Cincinnati Bengals (Teke 1-3) 8-5 CLE: ATL/CLE/HOU/DEN/NO/AZ/TB/TEN/SD/STL/WAS/PHI/BAL/21 CIN: ATL/CLE/JAX/DEN/NO/AZ/GB/MIN/SD/BUF/DAL/PHI/BAL/17 DIFF: HOU/JAX, TB/GB, TEN/MIN, STL/BUF, WAS/DAL Houston Texans (Bored 2-1) d Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off 1-3) 6-4 HOU: CAR/CIN/JAX/DEN/NO/AZ/GB/TEN/SD/BUF/DAL/PHI/BAL/13 JAX: CAR/CIN/JAX/DEN/NO/AZ/GB/MIN/SD/BUF/DAL/PHI/PIT/20 DIFF: TEN/MIN, BAL/PIT, 13/20 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 3-1) d Kansas City Chiefs (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 1-3) 8-7 DEN: CAR/CLE/JAX/DEN/NO/AZ/TB/TEN/SD/BUF/DAL/PHI/BAL/34 KC: CAR/CIN/JAX/KC/NO/NYJ/TB/TEN/OAK/STL/DAL/CHI/PIT/EP DIFF: CLE/CIN, DEN/KC, AZ/NYJ, SD/OAK, BUF/STL, PHI/CHI, BAL/PIT San Francisco 49ers (Devo 3-1) d New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo 1-3) 7-6 SF: CAR/CLE/JAX/DEN/NO/NYJ/GB/TEN/SD/BUF/DAL/PHI/PIT/21 NO: CAR/CIN/JAX/DEN/NO/NYJ/GB/MIN/SD/BUF/WAS/PHI/PIT/21 DIFF: CLE/CIN, TEN/MIN, DAL/WAS Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 2-2) d by N.Y. Jets (Gert T 2-2) 5-9 AZ: ATL/CIN/HOU/DEN/NO/AZ/GB/MIN/OAK/BUF/WAS/CHI/PIT/28 NYJ: CAR/CIN/HOU/DEN/NO/NYJ/GB/TEN/SD/BUF/WAS/PHI/BAL/23 DIFF: ATL/CAR, AZ/NYJ, MIN/TEN, OAK/SD, CHI/PHI, PIT/BAL, 28/23 Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X 1-3) d by Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond 3-1) 4-5 GB: ATL/CLE/JAX/DEN/SF/AZ/GB/MIN/OAK/BUF/WAS/PHI/BAL/28 TB: CAR/CIN/JAX/DEN/SF/NYJ/GB/TEN/SD/BUF/DAL/PHI/PIT/27 DIFF: ATL/CAR, CLE/CIN, AZ/NYJ, MIN/TEN, OAK/SD, WAS/DAL, BAL/PIT Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling 4-0) b Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx 1-3) 7-6 MIN: CAR/CIN/JAX/DEN/NO/NYJ/GB/MIN/SD/BUF/WAS/PHI/BAL/20 TEN: CAR/CIN/JAX/DEN/NO/NYJ/GB/TEN/SD/BUF/DAL/PHI/PIT/17 DIFF: MIN/TEN, WAS/DAL, BAL/PIT San Diego Chargers (909 2-2) d Oakland Raiders (Smues 1-3) 7-7 SD: CAR/CIN/JAX/DEN/NO/NYJ/TB/MIN/SD/BUF/WAS/PHI/PIT/30(-28=2) OAK: ATL/CIN/JAX/DEN/NO/NYJ/GB/TEN/OAK/BUF/WAS/CHI/BAL/22(-18=4) DIFF: CAR/ATL, TB/GB, MIN/TEN, SD/OAK, PHI/CHI, PIT/BAL Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron 1-3) d St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist 1-3) 7-6 BUF: CAR/CLE/JAX/DEN/NO/NYJ/GB/TEN/SD/BUF/DAL/PHI/PIT/17 STL: CAR/CLE/JAX/DEN/SF/ARI/TB/TEN/SD/BUF/DAL/PHI/PIT/12 DIFF: NO/SF, NYJ/ARZ, GB/TB Washington Redskins (Human Fly 2-2) d Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 2-2) 8-5 WAS: CAR/CLE/JAX/DEN/SF/NYJ/GB/TEN/SD/BUF/WAS/PHI/BAL/16 DAL: CAR/CIN/JAX/DEN/SF/NYJ/GB/TEN/SD/BUF/DAL/PHI/PIT/27 DIFF: CLE/CIN, WAS/DAL, BAL/PIT Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger 4-0) d Chicago Bears (Tzar Lysergic 2-2) 7-5 PHI: ATL/CIN/JAX/DEN/NO/NYJ/GB/TEN/SD/BUF/WAS/PHI/BAL/20 CHI: ATL/CLE/JAX/DEN/SF/AZ/GB/MIN/SD/BUF/WAS/PHI/BAL/20 DIFF: CIN/CLE, NO/SF, NYJ/AZ, TEN/MIN, 20/20 Baltimore Ravens (KingPK 1-2) d by Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus 2-2) 5-6 BAL: CAR/CLE/JAX/DEN/SF/AZ/GB/TEN/SD/BUF/DAL/PHI/XXX/21 PIT: ATL/CIN/HOU/DEN/NO/AZ/GB/TEN/SD/BUF/WAS/PHI/PIT/30 DIFF: CAR/ATL, CLE/CIN, JAX/HOU, SF/NO, DAL/WAS, XXX/PIT, 21/30 Open Date: Detroit (Chazz 0-3), Indianapolis (Alfdogg 1-2), Miami (Spaceman Spiff 0-3), New England (Harley Quinn 3-0), N.Y. Giants (Cartman 2-1), Seattle (UZI 3-0)