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So when is this crap-fest going to air?...

I remember reading some time ago about how Pam said she had like 6 more months to live...

Those crazy kids. BTW, wasn't she supposed to die or something?...

So, what's the point? To make "RVD sucks" threads? I won't go into CE either, and rarely do I go into the wrestling folders unless I see a headline like "*insert name here* dies." My favorite folder here is LSD...

So how you like it?...

There's isn't a $5 entry fee this year -- it was something I wanted to try last year because I thought it might have been interesting, but it didn't work out. If you see someone in bold (Gert T, Banky, AoO) but don't see them in this thread, they PM'd me their desire to participate...

Too bad if you made it in the NFL you'd snatch him up in a heart beat...

Are you black?...

Don't worry, he's not going in CE (at least that's what he told me...)

Yes. Neuter them no matter what. If you don't they'll still spray and Allah doesn't like that...

Best of luck. Let us know when you're on TV...

If one doesn't want to wrestle, you'll know. Trust me. When we took in our newest stray, the other two would have NOTHING to do with him, which was sad to watch because Max (the new one) would cry because neither one of the other two wanted anything to do with him. My other male, JJ, would scream if Max got too close to him. That was six months ago. As the months went on, JJ began to warm up to him, and a few weeks ago they "bonded" and now they beat the shit out of each other, but there's no "screaming." And they always hit each other in the head with their back paws; sometimes I want to break up their wrestling matches when they get, imo, too violent, but that's what kitties do to pass the time away...

If Flyboy doesn't take the Saints, I'll move Bob there and you'll take Buffalo...

Well first you have to claim your team, faggot...

What? No insult? No name-calling? You're not mellowing with age, are you, kkk? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, just lazy -- I copied and pasted last year's roster. ... happy now?...

A while back I sent a PM to everyone that participated in last year's nfl pick 'em league informing them that the contest was going to be moved to another forum. Well, after seeing that a new forum may not stay around for 17 weeks, plus the playoffs, I decided to bring the contest back to TSM. Basically, the contest will be run the same way it was run last year -- rules are at the end of this post. If you participated in last year's contest, you have dibs on re-claiming your team for this year. Any returning players have until August 15 to re-claim their team. Below is a list of who was on what team. If you are in bold that means you re-claimed your team. Either let me know in this thread or via PM if you want (or don't want) to participate in this year's league. If you didn't participate in last year's contest and are interested on taking a team, just give a shout-out in this thread and I'll put you in later. Once August 15th comes and goes, and all the people that expressed interest have been taken care of, then it will be first-come-first-serve... AFC EAST Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) EPs RECEIVED Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) EPs RECEIVED New England Patriots (nl-asshole) EPs RECEIVED New York Jets (Gert T) EPs RECEIVED AFC NORTH Baltimore Ravens: (Sandman9000) EPs RECEIVED Cincinnati Bengals (KNK) EPs RECEIVED Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) EPs RECEIVED Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Rasus) EPs RECEIVED AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) EPs RECEIVED Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) EPs RECEIVED Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) EPs RECEIVED Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) EPs RECEIVED AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) EPs RECEIVED Oakland Raiders (Che v) EPs RECEIVED Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) EPs RECEIVED San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) EPs RECEIVED NFC EAST Dallas Cowboys (Marvin is a Lunatic) EPs RECEIVED New York Giants (Cartman) EPs RECEIVED Philadelphia Eagles (therealworld'schampion) EPs RECEIVED Washington Redskins (Human Fly) EPs RECEIVED NFC NORTH Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) EPs RECEIVED Detroit Lions (bravesfan) EPs RECEIVED Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) EPs RECEIVED Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) EPs RECEIVED NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (kingof the909) EPs RECEIVED Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) EPs RECEIVED New Orleans Saints (Cuban Linx) EPs RECEIVED Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger EPs RECEIVED NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals (Cena's Writer) EPs RECEIVED San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) EPs RECEIVED Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) EPs RECEIVED St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) EPs RECEIVED WAITING LIST: Marvin is a Lunatic ############################ RULES 'N STUFF 1) 32 TSM'ers pick their own NFL team to represent and are placed in their respective divisions. 2) Each week during the NFL season every person submits their weekly picks as to which teams will win for that week. You make picks for all the games for that week. If your claimed team has a bye week, then you don't submit picks. 3) Your picks are matched up against the picks of the person your team is matched up against. Whoever has the most correct picks wins the matchup. The following examples are taken from last year's post explaining all this. (For example: In Week 1, Cincinnati plays the NY Jets. TSM poster Swift Terror has claimed the Bengals and TSM poster Gert T has claimed the Jets, so for Week 1 their picks go head to head. Swift Terror correctly picks the winners of 8 games and Gert T correctly picks 10 winners. Gert T wins the matchup to go 1-0 in the regular season. Swift Terror loses and goes 0-1.) 4) The rules will be just like the NFL -- Only division winners and two wild card teams from each conference will get to make the post-season, etc. 5) Not only will you submit your picks, but also, as a tie-breaker, you will predict how many points your team will score that week. If you and your opponent picked the same amount of games correctly for one week, the person who more accurately predicted how many points their team would score for that week wins the matchup. If both TSMers are tied after this, then the matchup is a tie. (For example: In Week 1, Arizona and St. Louis play each other. That means Vern Gagne and cerebus are matched up against one another. Both TSM'ers correctly picked 9 winners, so they are tied. Now it's time to go to the tie-breaker. Vern predicted the Cardinals would score 10 points and cerebus predicted the Rams would score 20 points. The actual score of the game was AZ 13, STL 26. Therefore, Vern wins the matchup because he had the more accurate tie-breaker: 3 points to cereb's 6.) 6) Instead of picking the outright winners of each NFL game, there will be point spread with each NFL game. I'm hoping giving under-powered teams a few extra points might encourage some TSMers to pick them instead of going with a favored team. 7) The end-of-season tiebreakers will be the same as the NFL's (division record, conference record, etc.) 8) Before the season begins, you will have to submit a set of "Emergency Picks." More info on this will be forthcoming...

My two males will sleep all day, but whenever me and the better half come home from work they come out into the living room and wrestle for 20-30 minutes. My personal favorite is when one chases the other into another room, then the chaser becomes the chasee from the other room into the living room...

Haven't heard it, but anything has to be better than what Will Smith did to it a few years ago...

It's better to get two kitties than one...

I haven't minded Mariotti on PTI, and he's said before on ATH a number of times that Tony hates him...

So now not only is Rant spreading viruses in real life, but he's doing it on the Internet?...

Here's a side question: Mariotti keeps saying Tony K. hates him -- is this legit? If so, what was said to start this?...

Holley's back? Figures I pick this day to go grocery shopping...

Good man Ripper. Good man...

Because hurricanes and tornados aren't my thing. I also said I didn't want to live around Mexicans, if that makes you feel better...