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Oh lord. I'm glad I missed that episode. Of course that fat bastard wouldn't consider Lance a real athlete...

Dropping out of college to learn a trade or some other profession -- not bad. Dropping out of college, then expecting to make a living as a cashier -- sucker...

America. No question. Not sure where I'd want to settle. If the better half was with me I wouldn't move from where I am now. However, if I hit the lottery before I met her here's my thinking: South has hurricanes, North has snow. Midwest has tornados, Northwest has rain. I guess I'd probably stay in PA, although I'd probably move more toward the center of the state, or perhaps Ohio. The Southwest seems appealing, but with the Mexicans coming over and water shortages I think I'd rather stay away...

Is this that deleted scene from Black II where Frank humped the wrong leg?...

That was actually funny. Good job Rant. And Murmuring Beast is banned?...

It's a catfish. It eats anything...

When I was in high school several friends of mine had theirs removed, and were in considerable pain afterward. Then my dentist said mine needed removed, even though I felt no discomfort whatsoever. Being the pussy I am, I kept postponing the appointment where my teeth were to be yanked. After a while my health plan changed and I went to see another dentist for a cleaning. At the end I asked her how my wisdom teeth looked. She said they were fine. Don't believe everything the Big Healthcare tells you...

Mine works fine, and I got it about six months after they were released. When's the PS3 supposed to come out?...

That Oreo cereal should be classified as a dessert, not a breakfast food...

I'm a rape victim and I'm offeneded because that's who raped me...

So a firefighter was trapped in a burning building before? Woah...

I guess Grisbee was too hard for those stoners to say...

Assuming anyone passes the drug tests...

One time while a copyeditor for AccuWeather, I caught a mistake on this one map regarding a typhoon. For a few days prior I noticed a particular typhoon heading toward a part of northern Japan, then one day it was on the other side of the island approaching southern Japan. I went up to the weatherman (oops, METEOROLOGIST) who wrote the map and asked him if this was correct, and he was all like "oops." That's all I got...

Someone's ripping off Ladder 49, or whatever movie Ladder 49 was ripping off...

You got a problem with chicks bending every which way in tight outfits? Wait a second, most of them are 10. Shit...

Can't wait to see the liberal spin on these -- Stone will probably have a picture of Cheney coming out of the smoke, like that faux pic of a devil's face that came out shortly after 9/11...

Not only are they obsessed with the Yanks, but also the Sox and Lakers. Larry Brown news is starting to get on my nerves, too...

I don't care about the Olympics, but it seems pretty lame to not include baseball in the summer games. But whatever. I guess this will make more room for ballroom dancing, frisbee golf or whatever hippie events are now in the Games...

I thought Max was doing some boxing commentary work for FSN? Oh well, what a stupid career decision for him, Holly and that Wolf guy to leave ESPN for that hippie show that had a snowball's chance in hell of taking off. Also, I haven't seen that guy with the long-ass last name subbing for Jay M. on ATH, but he's pretty good. Needs to work on his timing in the final segment, but that's passable. Ditto. I also liked that Zack guy when he subbed for a week...

Ha. If they were under-age, I bet their parents will sue j00. I agree with alot of what you have to say. I just don't like you...

Well then don't pet the animals. Oh, and with your recent avatar change, does this mean the Rant we all know and love (or at least know) is back?...

Another reason I believe this -- I'm sure those idiots haven't dealt with one of their targets fighting back like this. They probably didn't know what to do...

Maybe he was just lying in wait...

But it would have been the fourth over in England...