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Bill Bennett has a talk show?...

If I can avoid public poops I do, but when I have to drop a load I always try to be discreet about it because I hate it when someone is grunting and groaning in a stall...

True dat, but I have heard the "he's fat" line every now and then, although the drug issue is used much more now...

I'm arriving late to this thread, but I finally saw this video clip. Fuck fans, you don't interfere with the play on the field. I'm on Gary's side on this one...

I'm not big on the Transformers, but the third photo seems to be of a hetro couple. Ah, now I see why that was posted...

This is new. I remember when prior knowledge of the product was discouraged. LOL -- I remember that, too. Weren't they looking for soap opera writers before?...

It's used now to counter the hurt and hate of its use over the years. Gah, even I knew that one. The bit about the white kids surprises me though. I have my honorary ghetto pass and even I wouldn't dare say that word in public...

I'm sure other races do the same thing, but the problem is they haven't invaded our communities yet...

Although I never experienced this personally, I heard that at the cinema I used to work at fired these two workers who were engaging in oral sex during one of their breaks in a thater. Yeah, and the same people that whine about the previews/etc. are the same ones that arrive 20 minutes late to a second-run theater (place that doesn't show previews in front of their movies) assuming that they're on time for their show because of these same previews. Not me. I was a prick. That's why you get your ticket stub. If I didn't see you leave the theater, then I'll give you shit about it when you try to re-enter.

You're right, Rob. Ted didn't kill her -- the water did...

Doesn't matter. One drop of non-whiteness and you're branded, err, blessed with diversity. Yeah...

Knuckles, neck, back. Knees pop sometimes for no reason...

Neither is Rush, but people still make fat jokes. However, there's another movie guy I know that is a bit portly whose waistline is still a target for jokes. And Ebert gave Anaconda 3.5 stars? Oy. And I didn't think Van Hel was that bad. A little long, but not as horrible as I hear people say it is...

But I can bitch-slap you, Vyce. *whack.* Oh, and any validity of "hate crime" laws were thrown out the window a few years ago during the Cincy riots. Peep this: During this period of "civil disobedience" as the NY Slimes called it, this (I think elderly) white couple got pulled out of their vehicle by some black people and got beat up. These thugs got charged with ethnic intimidation and not a "hate crime," at least that's what the news guy said at the time...

I always wondered what jokes were Jackie's and which ones were Howard's. I'm surprised Howard could read Jackie's handwriting considering it would probably be chicken scratch...

All the bitches whining about this whole passport business (sans my TSM brethern, of course) will be the same ones crying "Why didn't the POTUS do this sooner?" when someone crosses from the Canada border and blows up Boston...

But he recently received a standing ovation from his U.N. bum chums so he can't be all that bad, can he?...

Here's a question for Stern fans. On the E! show when Jackie was part of the team, he was always seen writing stuff. Was he handing jokes or something Howard?...

Like Lenny Kravitz or Carl Sagan?...

Can't they just run a print on the finger or something?...

You better. I can martyr this thread whenever I want...

I think 1953 would be more accurate since it was the around the peak of the Red Scare and all...

And Alaska isn't? Good thing you're an economist because you would suck at teaching geography...

Hmm, now where have I seen that name, or something close to it, before?...