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Years ago I kicked Kevin Greene off an excersie machine at a Bally's. That's about it, although it was funny seeing some of these grown men act like little screaming girls whenever a Steeler would work out on a nearby machine. I never understood it. Oh, and don't ask for any autographs when doing a story...

All picks are in: AFC Matchup Bob's picks: New England 20, Pittsburgh 24 Atlanta 17, Philly 30 Chuck's picks: New England 16, Pittsburgh 13 Atlanta 14, Philly 24 DIFF: None, tie-breakers will determine this matchup. ATL 10, PHI 27 = 37 Bob's total score = 47 Chuck's total score = 38 Chuck wins this game NE 41, PIT 27 = 68 Bob's total score = 44 Chuck's total score = 29 Bob wins this game Still tied at one game each. Time for second level of TB's, throwing all the scores into one. Total points = 105 Bob's total points = 91 Chuck's total points = 67 Winner: Bob_Barron NFC Matchup Cartman's picks: New England 21, Pittsburgh 17 Atlanta 31, Philly 20 Flik's picks: New England 24, Pittsburgh 28 Atlanta 31, Philly 17 DIFF: NE/PIT Winner: CARTMAN

1/20/05 1:30 p.m...

Start a Hitler thread...

I'm assuming all your credits will be "transitioned" as well...

Unless it's the POTUS. Oh, shit...

What exactly is the Whiny Bitches folder -- is it hidden or something?...

Eh, it's just a study. I'm sure some years from now Canada will bring it into the fold. If anything, it gives the anti-gay marriage people in the U.S. ammo to keep gay marriage illegal in the States by saying "see what happens when you let Bob and Tom marry?" And on a side note, I can't believe how offended I am by hearing a prayer at the inauguration right now. It makes me want to ... murder...

Who?...

Wha-? Rippers DISAPPOINTED?...

What's so bad about polygamy?...

Conference Championship spreads... NE (3.5) @ Pittsburgh Atlanta @ Philly (5.5)

How about just making a "Time Out" folder -- that'd be funny...

If they were terrorists, then strap some bombs to a few of them and let them run around in the current stadium. That outta save a few bucks on demolition costs...

Speaking of Mole, I wonder how his college situation is coming along (when was his school supposed to close down again?...)

Because the righties are in their cars and offices working for a living and the lefties are home collecting welfare. Plus right-wing commentators are uglier. Thanks for asking for my permission...

Oh bite me hippie, that was the "no" answer. In other news, where do you all think the cities in "rotation" should be, and how many cities should take part in this? (I also second the questioning of Bob's sudden Fey hatred...)

"Important" is subjective, but my first two thoughts were Ali and Jackie Robinson. Then Donovan McNabb, of course...

You know John Ashcroft is reading this thread...

The maggots in the ground will consume you. Sorry to hear about your grandfather. Here's hoping he passes peacefully in his sleep...

Wasn't he the guy from the Bulls that shattered his leg in an ATV accident or something? And is this the same Jayson Williams that had mental disorders?...

So what does everyone think of this idea? It could be interesting depending on where the "stations" are -- if it's just New York, LA and Washington, D.C., then I doubt it would work. Also, could Jon Stewart be the Andy Rooney for our generation? In addition, I hope Katie Couric isn't their anchor-ette. Well actually, I do because It'd be great to see them crash and burn. And as a side note, I'm glad Brian Williams is now anchoring NBC's Nightly News. Next to Tim Russert, Williams is my favorite "Big Media" journalist... Link

Bump. Crap, I'm turning into Rant. My hair is turning red and I have a "Keep Our Earth Green" bumper sticker. Well, my crow isn't too bad, but it needs a bit more salt...

That's because you're a racist. I like the BCCT -- the whole act doesn't do it for me, but there are bits that I think are great. Kings of Comedy was good, too, from what I saw of it...

It's not that comedians are not funny, it's just that comedy is so open what one person thinks is funny another person views as dumb. Oh, and I disagree with NM's first post. I think that spontaneous situations can play a key part, but sometimes comedic gold can be pre-planned...