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PA has a Centre County -- I know, I lived in that shithole for 20 1/2 months...

See what you're missing, hippie. Your mom. Wait, that doesn't mean she's a whore. Um, well, she does it for free, which makes her a SLUT...

Having visited Scotsman's Web site on a semi-regular basis, I know I wouldn't want to live in his neighborhood, although it's still no U.S. inner-city...

Damn, so to smoke a pack a day you'd have to down one per hour providing you sleep four hours per day? When I used to work at the gas station black people always bought Newports. That's all I got...

Yeah, years ago I decided to give this a try and I got this letter saying I needed to give these people $20 and they'll send me a list of companies that need letters stuffed for them. I laughed and threw the letter away -- although they sent me several more letters in the months ahead...

Read this article yesterday. Oops...

But I didn't get any compensation for my two crappy players that got signed away from me. And I noticed some other players didn't require compensation when other teams signed them away. BTW: What do you have your sliders/diff. level set at?...

Christ if I heard that on TV I would, too. Although, in ET's (or whatever show it was) defense, they probably said that to suck up to her because those programs have to in order to get these celebs to talk to them. I'm sure they were snickering during the commercials...

Back in the early '90s, I HATED the Cowboys, but I always liked Emmitt because he seemed like a class act. Sure many people (including me) won't think he's better than Payton and Sanders, but that's because Smith was part of a great team (with an AWESOME O-line), not the go-to guy on a bad-to-average team. I thought he should have retired instead of moving to AZ, but he did have a productive final couple of seasons, so I have no problem with it...

I know. That's why I said it, hippie. And I'm not in the mood to give a bj today -- can I just perform a rimjob?...

Yeah, then they'll plead the 5th...

So they had a winning record and the coach got canned (didn't read the article entirely)? That's why women shouldn't be team owners...

We bet on whether US or Canada had a higher rate of violent crime. I won and I was supposed to be able to change his stuff. OK, I remember that. Kinda -- really wasn't paying attention, but I do recall you two fighting over something dumb...

Question from a non-smoker: How many smokes are in a pack?...

Uh, congrats and stuff (have we ever talked before?...)

Coming from someone who'd bang her in a heartbeat, all I have to say is ... ugh...

Gotta love the minor leagues. So I guess now when a female coach of a men's team gets canned, it'll be like when a black NFL coach gets fired -- with media pressure and charges of RACISM/SEXISM. Seriously though, this is a weird story, especially when I read parts of it 2-3 times in your post...

Here's a question. From the 44 dead, are the sub-human monkeys with Downs Syndrome that blew themselves up counted? Some yahoo on RIGHT WING RADIO this morning said that there were nine homicide bombers and 35 people they killed. When reporting on those dead from a homicide bomber, do the media usually include the murderer?...

Bummer. I was expecting some dirty/violent pictures. These are pseudo-notes...

Well, what I did was sign Brian Westbrook from the Rams (I did a fantasy draft) and gave up a 1st and 3rd round pick for him. I'm content becuase Brian is a great speed/receiving back and is a good combination with LaMont Jordan, who I use as a "power" back. I gave my other two restricted free agents low-figure contracts, but one was a backup tackle and the other is my third DT on my depth chart, and two teams offered them a buttload of money so I just let them go. Now here's a question. How good does a player have to be for you to give up draft picks to sign him? Is there a certain ratings threshold? Also, I was looking into stealing a teams backup strong safety but I would also have to give up a first and third round pick. Now, if I tried to lure that guy away, what would have happened to my attempt at courting Westbrook, whose compensation was the same as the strong safety?...

Kinda funny the dumb monkey is holding the chick up next to the one dinosaur's mouth. I was always a Godzilla fan...

Every group needs an accountant...

God damn...

OK, so I'm in my first off-season and I come across the Restricted Free Agent pool. I think I know what this means, but I want to make sure: These guys are rookies with their first expired contracts. You have a chance to sign them, but if you give them an offer, another team can compete in a bidding war. You can do the same if another team makes an offer to one of their RFAs. If you don't take the chance to sign your RFAs, you have to re-sign them in the "Re-sign players" step in off-season mode at a probable higher price, if you want to re-sign them at all. Also, if you sign a really good player, you have to give up some draft picks. Am I right in all this?...

I never saw women as inferior to men in math and sciences fields ever ... ever. Oops, wrong oppressed minority. Nevermind. Why are you only gracing us with your presence for one day? Shoot, I was too late, SC is gone again...