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You forgot to say "Good Day..."

I am full of surprises...

Much like his FACTOR-LED BOYCOTT against Pepsi for having a rapper as a spokesperson. Much like his FACTOR-LED BOYCOTT against France for ... well, being France. Much like his FACTOR-LED BOYCOTT against some hippie shoe maker for having a porn star as a spokesperson. Much like his FACTOR-LED BOYCOTT against the Muppets (or was it a TV network) for having Snoop Dogg as a guest. I like Bill and all, but sometimes ... meh...

Huh? That's a real movie? And speaking of Wanda, how many episodes did that show where she worked somewhere different last?...

The only time I ever smoked was back in my college days. On weekends I'd go to the better half's house after working a shift that usually ended around midnight-2 am., and the sweet taste and stench of the swisher sweet I had lit kept me up at night as I drove along Rt. 30. I think I went through half a pack in total. And what's the difference between regulars and menthols?...

Is this American football or the "soccer" football?...

Yeah, I know but I really didn't want them. I found better and cheaper replacements. I'm a puss. I do All-Pro and jacks the AI defense awareness, knockdowns and something else about 4-5 notches. I also put down both mine and the AI's field goal kicking power a few notches as well as completely move to the left field goal accuracy. In addition, the AI's pass protection is moved down and running ability is moved up...

(Finally got around to watching it.) I'm shocked this got pulled. Gee, it's too bad he wasn't found after his last binge of booze and drugs IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!! Maka a skit about that, SNL. Faggots...

Well it's true. And I find it funny how O'Reilly said he "broke the story" and says his viewers/listeners were the ones who called whatever college that guy was going to speak at -- but then he says he doesn't want him fired...

Quit raining on our parade, hippie. Why don't blacks want their kids marrying Mexicans? They don't want their kids growing up too lazy to steal. But is this the meaning that your people use?...

Just for you, Jobber... Gimmie a B... Gimmie an I... Gimmie a G... Gimmie a M... Gimmie an E... Gimmie a D... Gimmie an I... Gimmie an A... What's that spell?...

Oh why oh why didn't my school have these kind of dipshit professors (thanks for the link, Cereb, I was curious about his essay as a whole, and I wasn't letdown -- I began laughing several paragraphs down). If I were a Co. U student I'd sign up for his class just to torment the living hell out of him...

Well when you have no economy you need micromanage other matters...

Here's the spread: Pats by 7.5 -- Bob and Cartman PM me your scores. Also, as an added TB level, predict how many total yards each team will gain in the game, which will be treated in the same manner as the "score" TB is treated...

Oh I wipe my brown eye good. The poo was from me wiping off my dong after BUTT-fucking Miss Ripper (Is having anal sex with someone's mom still insulting oneself?) Well, the new kitty we brought in last week is black and is a long-hair. And you didn't answer my "What does Nappy mean?" question...

I also heard that black people don't smoke Marlboros because due to the box design there are three hidden "K's". Also, how long does it take to smoke a cig? And I'm not talking one or two puffs and throwing it away. I'm talking about letting the cancer stick burn to the brown part...

Fuck that groundhog. It's sad that the economy of a town hinges on a rodent...

If you think this makes you cool it doesn't. *Knocks Halen's Trapper Keeper out of his hands onto the floor...*

Nah, Cody probably enjoyed it. Now if it was Ken on the other hand I'm sure he'd call the ACLU doll...

Now this is funny. After I logged off this I was told that my workplace's quarterly annuity/insurance statements have been printed and I just spent the last 3-4 hours stuffing envelopes...

How about just saving your money and then buying a PS2?...

Ripper's head is racist?...

Say, Bob, I heard a while back there was some grumbling for a Rush Limbaugh drug addict cartoon or something or other. Granted this was on the Drudge Report, but since you're all on the SNL news I figured you'd might have heard something about it. BTW: When are they going to do a funny about John Belushi and his O.D.?...

Wow. You're right. Say, how are the DVDs from that little racist Spike Lee anyway? Are they usually packed with extras or does the Man hold him down and release barebones discs?...

Bite me, hippie. I admit my mistakes -- as few and as far between as they may be -- and leave them in my posts, unless I see a dumb speling arror or come up with an "add-on" thought. And I did screw your mom up, and I was wondering what that noise was coming out of the clothes hamper. Sorry for throwing my skid-marked undies on top of your nappy head (BTW: What exactly is "nappy"? I never understood that one...)