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I must say there were a bunch of horrible ones this year. The cat/sauce one was cute, and I liked the one with with soldiers in the airport. There was another one I liked but I already forgot about it, so that was money well spent. (I also liked the Shield preview, but that's because they said it was coming in March...)

Final Score: New England 24, Philly 21 = 45 BOB'S PICKS New England 24, Philly 14 = 38 CARTMAN'S PICKS New England 32, Philly 17 = 49 kkk Bowl II Champion CARTMAN

Oh bullshit. Man always lived by polls and didn't have one telling him which team to pick. Hell, even JOHN KERRY would have been able to answer this one (I think...)

Oh Jesus Fucking Christ. I just need to bitch about this -- So Clinton and Bush I were doing a part of the pre-game show. Now, despite your political leanings, you have to watch in respect when two former presidents are side-by-side. Well, when asked to give their predictions, Bush said "Patriots by 14." Clinton couldn't give a fucking answer! He just stalled, and you could see he was trying to think of what to say and finally replied, "Both places voted for me twice" and then ended up saying something lame like "If Philly's defense comes to play it will be a good game." Thanks for ruining what could have been an awesome television moment, asshole...

What other context is there, besides wearing snappy threads and having matching colors to go with the master room futon and drapes?...

Actually I think their turn has gone quite well...

Yeah, I bet. Damn you bitches for not listening to that devil rock 'n roll, having sex and doing drugs. Although the whole "T & L Club" thing is a little odd. It'll be funny if this bitch's house gets flooded/burned down and the neighborhood goes "Well, we'd give you some supplies (blankets, food, etc.) but we don't want to get sued..." And by request: When you wish upon the Cancer Fairy It doesn't matter if you're bald or hairy As long as the dumb bitch that sues neighbors for being kind Suffers from Ke-Mo-Therapy...

Well I don't drink Starbucks because I'm too cheap to shell out the money needed to buy a whatever-they're-calling-their-large-size-nowadays, so I guess I'm in an unholy alliance with hippies in that sense. And regarding Chomsky, I have about two dozen large plastic tubs of stuff from my mom's old house in storage in a few closets in my house, many of which contain old books of hers. Now she's been a fairly conservative person all her life, and when packing her books I noticed a lot of Churchill books (Winston, not that hippie prof.) and then I saw them -- a handful of GORE VIDAL books. They almost went straight in the trash, but I'm a better son than that (I think)...

Sure, why not. All picks are in, and this will be decided by TBs. BOB'S PICKS New England 24, Philly 14 Total Yards: NE - 336, Philly - 246 CARTMAN'S PICKS New England 32, Philly 17 Total Yards: NE - 300, Philly - 285 Below are end-of-season stats: PF Totals 1) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 128 2) Houston Texans (Bored) 127 3) Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 126 Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 126 4) Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 125 New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 125 5) Dallas Cowboys (BX) 124 Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 124 Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 124 Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 124 6) Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 122 7) Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 121 8) Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 120 9) Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 119 Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 119 New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 119 10) New York Jets (Gert T) 118 11) Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 117 New York Giants (Cartman) 117 San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 117 12) Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 115 San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 115 13) Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 114 14) Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 113 St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 113 15) Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 112 16) Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 111 Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 111 17) Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 108 18) Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 107 19) Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 106 20) Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 99 PA Totals 1) New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 131 San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 131 2) Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 129 3) Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 126 4) Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 124 5) Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 123 Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 123 Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 123 New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 123 New York Jets (Gert T) 123 Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 123 6) Dallas Cowboys (BX) 122 Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 122 7) Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 121 Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 121 Houston Texans (Bored) 121 8) Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 119 9) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 118 10) Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 117 Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 117 11) Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 116 New York Giants (Cartman) 116 12) Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 115 13) Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 114 14) San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 113 15) Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 112 16) Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 111 17) Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 110 18) Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 108 19) Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 107 20) Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 104 21) St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 103 “Power Rankings” (PF Totals – PA Totals) 1) Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) +18 2) Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) +16 Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) +16 3) Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) +14 4) Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) +10 St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) +10 5) Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) +9 6) Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) +7 7) Houston Texans (Bored) +6 8) San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) +4 9) Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) +3 10) Dallas Cowboys (BX) +2 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) +2 New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) +2 11) Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) +1 New York Giants (Cartman) +1 12) Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 0 13) Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) –1 14) Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) –3 15) New York Jets (Gert T) –5 Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) –5 16) Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) –6 17) Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) –7 18) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) –10 19) Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) –11 20) New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) –12 21) Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) -13 22) Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) –16 Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) –16 San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) –16 Washington Redskins (Human Fly) –16 23) Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) –24 END-OF-SEASON AWARDS Best Returning Player Award Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) Went 13-3 this year, took the NFC South, clinched the #1 Seed Best New Player Award Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) Went 12-4, took the NFC North, clinched the #2 Seed Most Improved Player Award Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) Went 7-9 last year and improved by 6 games this year. Worst Improved Player Award Gert T (New York Jets) From kkk Bowl I champ to 6-10 this year. Yikes. Least Liked Player Award New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) Faggot Nuts and Bolts Award Oakland Raiders (Banky) Despite a 9-7 record and a strong PF score, he missed the playoffs What-if Award San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond) What if Bond hadn’t been unjustly banned for a week because someone thought he was a PBP and didn’t have to rely on his Eps in a losing effort? Change-of-Scenery Did Him Good Award New York Giants (Cartman) From 6-10 with the Chiefs last year to 10-6 and playing in kkk Bowl II with the Giants. And because I was curious, I compared the actual NFL end-of-season standings to what they would have been if point spreads were involved. First the actual standings AFC EAST New England Patriots 14-2 New York Jets 10-6 Buffalo Bills 9-7 Miami Dolphins 4-12 AFC NORTH Pittsburgh Steelers 15-1 Baltimore Ravens 9-7 Cincinnati Bengals 8-8 Cleveland Browns 4-12 AFC SOUTH Indianapolis Colts 12-4 Jacksonville Jaguars 9-7 Houston Texans 7-9 Tennessee Titans 5-11 AFC WEST San Diego Chargers 12-4 Denver Broncos 10-6 Kansas City Chiefs 7-9 Oakland Raiders 5-11 NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles 13-3 Dallas Cowboys 6-10 New York Giants 6-10 Washington Redskins 6-10 NFC NORTH Green Bay Packers 10-6 Minnesota Vikings 8-8 Detroit Lions 6-10 Chicago Bears 5-11 NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons 11-5 New Orleans Saints 8-8 Carolina Panthers 7-9 Tampa Bay Buccanees 5-11 NFC WEST Seattle Seahawks 9-7 St. Louis Rams 8-8 Arizona Cardinals 6-10 San Francisco 49ers 2-14 And now the standings according to the point spreads (no, I didn't factor in end-of-season tie-breakers)... AFC EAST Buffalo Bills 12-4 New England Patriots 10-6 New York Jets 9-7 Miami Dolphins 7-9 AFC NORTH Pittsburgh Steelers 9-7 Baltimore Ravens 8-8 Cincinnati Bengals 8-8 Cleveland Browns 8-8 AFC SOUTH Indianapolis Colts 10-6 Jacksonville Jaguars 10-6 Houston Texans 9-7 Tennessee Titans 6-10 AFC WEST San Diego Chargers 13-3 Denver Broncos 7-9 Oakland Raiders 7-9 Kansas City Chiefs 6-10 NFC EAST New York Giants 9-7 Philadelphia Eagles 9-7 Washington Redskins 8-8 Dallas Cowboys 7-9 NFC NORTH Detroit Lions 8-8 Green Bay Packers 8-8 Chicago Bears 7-9 Minnesota Vikings 6-10 NFC SOUTH Carolina Panthers 10-6 New Orleans Saints 8-8 Atlanta Falcons 6-10 Tampa Bay Buccanees 6-10 NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals 9-7 St. Louis Rams 6-10 San Francisco 49ers 6-10 Seattle Seahawks 5-11

He wasn't kidding...

Well it's a good thing those kids didn't get adopted by a gay family -- that would have REALLY messed them up...

I love that scene. I cheer nearly every time I watch it. When I was a kid I was freaked (and intrigued) by the rape scene in Death Wish II, although I don't remember much of it now...

Him, that black guy and Mooney all die. And that makes three...

Talk about a little mermaid -- at least it would be hard to get her preggers, once she reaches puberty and all...

Wonder if it's the same guy that thought a crowd was booing when being told by W. that Bill Clinton was having heart surgery?...

Ha. That was one of them, although it was considerably smaller...

No, but I get giddy when I use the "hit stick" on Madden '05...

That might have been one of the pics I tried linking here but is "missing" from CU...

The '95 Steelers-Cowboys Super Bowl, but not for the game. I got home from work and watched the game with my mom and now-deceased grandma. In the second half Publisher's Clearninghouse had that hippie live commercial where they go to someone's house and give them a check. Well, after that commercial I made a remark like "How can someone be so stupid to think this is real?" I was later informed that my grandma, who was a sucker for these "instant win" schemes entered this dumb contest and she got a letter asking her to let PC know where she was going to be during the Super Bowl. No wonder she hated me...

I'm offended. He didn't even mentioning beheading the SUB-HUMAN MONKEYS...

Hippie pseudo-Indian. Oddly, I did a Google search for a pick of this guy and two pictures from the University of Colorado's Web site that were on Google couldn't be found. I wonder why...

Because you were all on the edge of your seat over this: Well, everything (but one thing) is installed and it's up and running. God I love this computer. My old computer was so bad I couldn't run Word/Quark/Photoshop and Dreamweaver at the same time. The networking and stuff wasn't hard, but because I was doing a lot of this for the first time I was going at it slow to make sure I knew what I was doing. The hardest part was finding all the old passwords/serial numbers to install the necessary materials...

Move the UN to Iraq and allow Abib to send his 20 kids into the place strapped with TNT in the name of Allah...

FACTOR-LED BOYCOTT/THREATENED FACTOR-LED BOYCOTT, what's the difference, hippie? I think the Pepsi/Ludacris one was the "start" of the FACTOR-LED BOYCOTTS. Oh, I forgot about this one: The FACTOR-LED BOYCOTT against Vh1 for that "Prisoners Behind Bars Playing in Bands" or whatever that goofy show was. EDIT: I heard on a certain LOL Report last night that this guy gets 100k/year at the University. That is the thing that offends me about this buttmunch...

Before or after taxes?...