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Bummer, I thought TSM got hacked or something...

One suggestion though, instead of "Michael Moore" making it "Mikey" would be better. Most of the Moore fat jokes are done in good fun, and "Mikey" has a more playful ring to it. In addition, no "LOL200-" references? Has my good work over the years making this phrase a term of affection we all know and love been for naught?...

Mikey Moore's love slave? Lame. Now Mikey Moore's Dietation would make a better name for Tyler, imo...

Lame. Now chicken pillowfights, that would be a sight to see...

I know, I just thought it was funny, hippie. And if I got charged extra for plastic bags I'd scatter them around our precious earth on purpose...

He'll die of old age before getting the needle in CA...

How about calling yourself Tyler McClelland? That asshole used to annoy the shit out of me...

and ends up killing 10 others...

Gold...

Rap music listeners who'll talk bad about groups like Parliment then listen to songs that heavily sample their funk...

I second the "oops how did it get there?" motion. If you are going for the "permission" angle, perhaps sticking a wee bit of your finger in there at a time while boning and see how she reacts might work...

Just heard the chopper crash wasn't terrorist-related. Story's still breaking though so this can change...

I can't see myself in the reflection. Guess that vampire bite was not a dream after all...

Ginger ale and chicken soup cures all, unless you have a case of salmonella...

Bah, I was just playfully teasing INXS. Don't worry, I don't bother reading most of what you type anyway -- you're Cerebus' bitch. INXS is all mine...

While you're at it, can you get rid of all the Mexicans?...

Speaking of saving the hippie planet, anyone else hear about this?...

Damnit, I was only going to go with anal sex but threw in the drug use so I wouldn't be accused of "gay bashing." Now my point is ruined...

Cool, one week after NYPD Blue goes off the air for good -- now I won't have to tape the Shield and watch Blue...

Well maybe these people will try to rob that store in GA whose owner and wife shot dead two teenage thugs sticking up the store (Would post a link, but all the stories are connected to hippie newspapers that want you to subscribe...)

One of them being your posting...

That makes sense. Problem is schmoes like me who were nowhere near AP classes don't know nothin' about no summer homework unless it's to justify me advancing to the next grade...

I had them together because doing both can run a person a high risk of cathching the AIDS (in this case drug use is "injecting with dirty needles") -- just didn't want to bust out my homophobic colors, but sadly I guess I have no choice...

Here's a question from an old-timer. What grade does this summer homework affect -- the grade a student is graduating from or enrolling into?...

I wonder if they'll start firing people who eat fast-food or engage in unprotected anal sex/drug use as well...