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My AIM would crash whenever someone would send me a message. I downloaded Trillian and just use that now...

We are. So what's the big deal? That got a laugh out of me. Carry on with your tickle fight...

I'm not a RB fan, but I always liked Barq's...

Odd, I always thought Bill unleased on Monica -- at least on her dress anyway...

Cuba's educational system must be good -- the people there have the smarts to try and get away from that place to come to the evil, oppresive USA...

I think I heard a story about this sort of thing a while back. Anyway, I'm sure Jerry Falwell would let us know -- he's probably got charts and graphs for this sort of thing...

Go easy on them white girls...

Well too bad that black guy from Texas has all the personality of my crap, and that Boston guy whines about being held down by the man. I still like them though, and the guy from LA, too. I never detected any hatred among the ATH columnists, but Jay Mariotti has made remarks about Tony K. from PTI hating him...

Other people type it like that -- I never have. Anyway, it was kinda funny because my bitch of a prof would always make me the token Republican in my one class. Anything that she talked about she would make some snide-ass remark to me. Like one time we watched this tape of a journalist interviewing someone and she said "Any liberal bias in that?" One highlight though was when I got a call from some guy at Pittsburgh's CBS affillate asking me to come to a news conference the next day, which would have required me skipping the cunt's class. I told the bitch about this and she was furious and discovered it was Howard Stern's news conference to announce is now-failed CBS network late-night show on Saturday nights. Now attending a Howard Stern press conference > this bitch's class, so I went. It was funny because there were some journalists that didn't realize these conferences were, well, not quite like a White House or City Government news conference. This bitch from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette was saying to all of the other people in the room that she was going to blast Stern for his obscene material. However, once the video and audio started playing, and some lesbian reporter from Baltimore (?) asked her question, the PG reporterette didn't want to ask her question. The next time I was in the cunt's class she asked me in front of the class about this experience and I goofed on that PG reporter, who I think was a friend of hers because she gave me such a scowl. She tried to defend her, but I ended up saying something like "If she's too cowardly to ask a question then I don't see how she got her job in the first place," and that was about it...

Nobody's perfect. *lights match* If we had government-run healthcare this wouldn't have happened. *runs...*

Well then come to PA -- the teachers in my school got paid really well, and for good reason; even with slackers like me we still were a great school for academics and stuff...

I always tuned into Playoff Hockey in the springtime, but I'll manage. I forgot for a time this past year that there was supposed to be a NHL season...

As long as they bitch at you via telephone and not assault you with a telephone, you should be in good shape -- unless you start talking politics. Damn, first Rant with Comcast and now you with Verizon. Perhaps I'll call one of you two sometime. (Probably not with you because I use Verizon for my landline...)

You'd be amazed at how many issues the Conservative Brigade and you Liberal Faggotts can find common ground over. Of course, that's no fun. And chalk me up as someone that was affected by a feminazi prof whose political ideals played a part in my final grade in the two bullshit classes I took with her at the helm. Fucking cunt. She was a PART-TIME COPY EDITOR FOR THE LOCAL PAPER'S FOOD SECTION and thought she worked for the Washington Post...

It's been long enough -- feel free to unpin this bad boy. See you all next season (or at least the people that didn't rely too much on their EPs...)

One more year gone until retirement, general...

I'm starting to like ATH again, but some of the newer guys are, eh. That guy from Denver Post who looks like Woody is HORRIBLE...

Ha. Some pinhead brought this up on Neal Boortz's RIGHT WING RADIO show this morning and Neal shot his ass down. Funny stuff...

Dear God Mike, please tell me you're not a telemarketer. Oh, and yay for Wal-Mart. Now those workers can go get a good union job somewhere else...

You know, last night when I was playing my Madden '05 game, I was thinking to myself "What does Noam Chomsky think about the Iraq situation?" Thanks for coming through in the clutch, C-Bacon...

This reminds me of the bull-shit Fairness Doctrine that was around until the mid-1980s (which helped make the RIGHT WING RADIO that we all know and love today). And it's a dumb law proposal that will get the left-wing America-Hating College Profs that couldn't get a job in the real world if their life depended on it a chance to whine about how they're being persecuted. I think the points about have merit in some ways, but this is not worthy of making a feaking law over it. There are other ways to counter these left-wing extremists...

She's just getting ready for 2008 presidental run and this is her way to try and con a few red states to vote in her corner. Don't read anything into this...

Yeah, but they're getting old and being in a division with Jax and Indy doesn't help matters...

Why sign as O-Coordinator for a losing NFL team when you could reign supreme at USC?...

Pay your fair share, hippie...