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When Tyler comes in and gives his spin to this, close your eyes -- you won't get as dizzy...

Damnit, and I was on Babs Watch. That quote was probably in a fortune cookie or something...

Bite me, hippie, you don't know our families...

Now I guess Dave will be on FOX's NFL Sunday show and will replace Jimmy after a year or two...

You are. I was probably updating the PF's, PA's and teams whose records depended on the MNF game when you looked at it...

You think you're worthy for me to "warn" new posters about? Hippie. Belive it. You can also believe it, too...

Bastard. -=Mike Sorry...

I'll add the PF/PA scores and games need to be resoved by the MNF contest tomorrow... AFC EAST New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 4-4 <PF: 56, PA: 54, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 1-2, Div: 3-0> Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 4-4 <PF: 47, PA: 60, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 0-1, Div: 2-2> New York Jets (Gert T) 2-6 <PF: 50, PA: 55, AFC: 2-6, NFC: 0-0, Div: 2-3> Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 2-7 <PF: 63, PA: 72, AFC: 2-5, NFC: 0-2, Div: 2-2> AFC NORTH Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 5-3 <PF: 59, PA: 55, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 1-2> Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 5-3 <PF: 61, PA: 56, AFC: 3-3, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 1-2> Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 4-4 <PF: 54, PA: 59, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 3-1> Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 4-4 <PF: 61, PA: 55, AFC: 3-3, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-2> AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 5-3 <PF: 58, PA: 61, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-0> Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 3-5 <PF: 51, PA: 56, AFC: 3-3, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 2-1> Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 3-5 <PF: 52, PA: 49, AFC: 3-3, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 1-2> Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 2-6 <PF: 56, PA: 62, AFC: 2-6, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-3> AFC WEST San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 6-3 <PF: 67, PA: 56, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 0-2> Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 4-4 <PF: 59, PA: 51, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-1> Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 5-4 <PF: 66, PA: 67, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 3-0> Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 4-5 <PF: 63, PA: 64, AFC: 2-4, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-1> NFC EAST New York Giants (Cartman) 5-3 <PF: 58, PA: 61, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 4-3, DIV: 3-0> Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 4-4 <PF: 51, PA: 53, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 0-1> Dallas Cowboys (BX) 3-5 <PF: 60, PA: 63, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 1-1> Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 1-7 <PF: 50, PA: 61, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 1-5 DIV: 0-2> NFC NORTH Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 6-2 <PF: 62, PA: 59, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 4-2, DIV: 1-1> Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 5-3 <PF: 64, PA: 55, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 1-0> Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 5-3 <PF: 60, PA: 60, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 1-2> Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 4-4 <PF: 60, PA: 60, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 4-3, DIV: 1-1> NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 6-2 <PF: 57, PA: 54, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 1-0> New Orleans Saints (A/The Mike SC) 4-4 <PF: 60, PA: 53, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 3-3, DIV: 1-0> Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 3-5 <PF: 57, PA: 58, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 0-1> Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 2-6 <PF: 47, PA: 57, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 1-4, DIV: 0-1> NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 6-2 <PF: 61, PA: 55, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 4-2, DIV: 2-1> St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 5-3 <PF: 52, PA: 48, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 3-3, DIV: 2-1> San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 4-4 <PF: 51, PA: 57, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-4, DIV: 2-3> Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 4-4 <PF: 60, PA: 58, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 4-3, DIV: 1-3>

None of your business, although I did tell them not to expect to get the last word in on you...

1) Well, the tie between Bob and Gert was fixed. For some reason I put down 28 on the thread, but when I checked the file that had Bob's Emergency Picks, it said he had 20. Let the conspiracy theories begin. And for the record, I'm rooting against Bob considering he pissed away his division lead this past month. 2) Here's a better answer, X. I fucked up. AoO already won it 8-6. That's two weeks now...

You mean everybody? When a few people that I personally knew started posting here, I gave a brief description of a number of posters...

*Shrug* Seems like we already have this with driver's licenses. Except of course for high school students trying to buy smokes or get into R-rated movies. Everytime I'd ask these kids for some sort of ID they'd give me a blank look and go "nobody here has ID," which then made me wonder how they got to the store/theater in the first place. I never got an answer to that question, oddly enough...

Yeah, except for all that shit about Democrats doing good...

Jesusland? I hope the admission isn't too high -- he was a man of the people after all. And Mikey's probably just mad because he can't fit in any of the rides...

Isn't that the same reasoning in favor of the Patriot Act? "Hey, if you're not a terrorist, what are you worried about?" Heh, that was my first thought, too. For a sec, I thought Tyler was really sticking to his new name...

Maybe it was a gay wedding and he could now never be with the one he loves. Damn you GEORGE W. BUSH...

Maybe it was a gay wedding and he could now never be with the one he loves. Damn you GEORGE W. BUSH...

Every time I build my C-sh-itty Wall they tear it down, so no...

Well then go to that little island just south of Florida. Can you get an ID card that's not a driver's license already? If so then there's no need for a national ID card...

I don't think that's all that big a deal. I think a bigger problem is that Clarence is an "Uncle Tom" to the Left and is conservative. I think Bush ought to appoint Ginsburg or Souter as big boss (not...)

Those local web site help wanted ads were worse that the Monsters, but then again, I guess I shouldn't have expected much from www.helpwantedmiddletownusa.com (or whatever it was called)...

There are these bugs that look like ladybugs (I can't remember if they're a part of the ladybug family or not) and hang out in the cracks of buildings, so you may be sol...

Yeah, I've started looking, and there seems to be some decent models for a cheap price. I was just curious at what the "G" stood for. I don't need a computer as power as the ones you've been talking about, but it's good to know what's considered "standard" now in Apple-World...

They also beat down a measure some years back that would have given every person in the state free healthcare. I think we talked about it here...

Besides, that Thomas is too right-wing, we need a more moderate judge. Say, what about this Scalia guy?...