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But yet Dan Blather walks away unscathed for his joke of election 2004 reporting...

Problem is outside the few hockey towns in America, who really cares about the NHL? I mean, I like playoff hockey and all, but my life hasn't been affected at all by the NHL suspending play. Last night I was at the mall and walked into a sporting goods store. I saw a few Penguins merch items and remembered that the Pens weren't playing...

Yet these are probably the same pseudo-hippies that claim the death penalty doesn't perform the same thing... For the record, I'm mostly against the death penalty unless there is proof beyond belief that the perp did the crime (videotape, etc.). Otherwise I'd be content with a life sentence of hard labor. Problem is the ACLUs of the world get their panties in a bunch over criminals getting punished, so I totally understand when some victim's family wants the sub-human monkey that killed their loved one is spared his or her life. Personally, I don't see what's so hard about getting Bubba from Cell Block C to shank said perp in the shower for a carton of smokes and some nudy magazines -- subcontracting to the private sector is the better alternative in most, if not all, cases...

We still have less electoral votes per person than Wyoming. Each voter in Wyoming represents a good deal larger a percentage of an electoral vote than California. Yeah, but you have all those dirty Mexicans, so those don't count...

Oh bite me hippie -- I forgot to copy and paste the matchup file on my home PC and manually typed the names at work...

A closer look at the U.S. of Canada and Jesusland...

For a second, I thought I was in LSD...

Minnesota (La Parka Marka 5-3) at Green Bay (Vitiman X 6-2) GAME OF THE WEEK Be nice to him. He just got punked out in LSD for asking about his wife's hair. And in his defense, I didn't post ind. matchups until this morning because I had other real-life stuff to do and didn't post it with this week's picks. Oh, and Cereb, I found your w-l error this morning when I was updating standings...

Maybe it's the way the Brits spell it over there (Sorry, Van, I tried...)

He better provide food for thought because so many others have to provide food for him...

I know -- I just thought you would like some backstory. Besides, it doesn't get any better at this place than reading a Mikey Moore thread...

That's funny. So far the highlight of the mask was when I bought it because a worker there must have thought I was a liberal and started saying how great Mikey Moore was. After I said my piece he realized the error of his ways...

Wow, 10 posts until the first fat joke -- what would you guys to without me? Shutterspeed, you seem to be new to this place, so here's a word of advice. Do a search here under "Michael Moore." You'll then know where the battle lines are drawn in regards to those that like Mikey and the sane people who think he's a big fat pile of shit. I, for one, think he's very talented... at putting buffets out of business...

I did buy a George W. Bush mask and cowboy hat for Halloween. Add my I <3 Halliburton shirt and you have one mean costume that I can use for the next 4 years...

No, sadly, this is how I look...

Well, my one future groomsman was on the subway in NYC when 9/11 hit. He was an exit away from the exit that I guess lets out right next to the WTC. Couple that with the fact I hate black and Jews, and my plans for world domination have been foiled thanks to you meddling kids...

I loved how Screamin' A. Smith said he refused to back down from his remarks about Artest the other day. And his bit about taking time off to be with his kids was just horrid on so many levels...

Select one, Slapnuts, so we can read his next excuse...

Ha. During the Cincinnati riots a few years back, these black kids pulled a white couple out of their vehicle and beat the living shit out of them -- they got charged with ethnic intimidation...

Don't be hatin' anteaters. You probably know some aunteaters yourself -- they're called uncles. One thing I'll give Clinton credit for is that he tried to make peace in the Middle East, and that 2000 event pretty much exposed Arafat as the punk-ass bitch that he was. See you in hell, Yasser. (Rush had a great line yesterday about how he was sent off with a 21-Son-Salute...)

Well, that's one strike against vets...

Guess nobody here want to help. Good...

The school probably didn't want her doing that because it would ruin the self-esteem of those kids that can't perform such stunts...

They're probably in a state of mourning or something because war is EVIL...

Then did they have a falling out?...