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He's not an extremist, you insensitive prick. He's just not a real man. But so what if someone doesn't like sports? If 300 million people in the US loved sports, do you know how hard it would be to get a ticket?...

Remember what Stalin said (I'm paraphrasing here): "It's not about the votes, it's about who counts the votes." Do you want to piss off the person counting your correct picks? Stop 'yer hippie bitching about the spread. Be a man, nut up and make your picks, and cope with, as La Parka said, the GIANT POINT SPREADS OF DEATH...

No. I think next year I will include such a feature, but it's too late for this season. If you want to know how you've done so far this year PM me and I'll let you know. I have a scoresheet for every person and this is where I keep track of correct picks, etc...

That's not fair, considering you tend to think better while tipsy. EDIT: Interesting, I didn't realize Flik and Mike still have yet to face off. If Mike can remember to submit a TB score, we might have a horserace in the NFC South...

Now with SUPER-SIZED point spreads... Arizona at Carolina 3.5 (10-35) Dallas at Baltimore 9.5 (10-30) 6.5 Denver at New Orleans (34-13) Detroit at Minnesota 8.5 (19-22) 9.5 Indianapolis at Chicago (41-10) 5.5 N.Y. Jets at Cleveland (10-7) 5.5 Pittsburgh at Cincinnati (19-14) San Francisco at Tampa Bay 8.5 (3-35) 3.5 St. Louis at Buffalo (17-37) Tennessee at Jacksonville 6.5 (18-15) Miami at Seattle 11.5 (17-24) 6.5 San Diego at Oakland (23-17) 6.5 Atlanta at N.Y. Giants (14-10) Washington at Philadelphia 12.5 (6-28) 5.5 Green Bay at Houston (16-13) 6.5 New England at Kansas City (27-19) Arizona (Vern Gagne 7-2) at Carolina (Fazzle 2-7) AZ: AZ/BAL/DEN/DET/IND/CLE/PIT/TB/BUF/TEN/MIA/SD/NYG/PHI/HOU/KC/24 (pm) CAR: AZ/BAL/NO/MIN/CHI/NYJ/CIN/SF/STL/JAX/MIA/SD/NYG/PHI/GB/NE/22 DIFF: DEN/NO, DET/MIN, IND/CHI, CLE/NYJ, PIT/CIN, TB/SF, BUF/STL, TEN/JAX, HOU/GB, KC/NE, 24/22 Dallas (BX 3-6) at Baltimore (Dr. Tom 4-5) DAL: AZ/DAL/DEN/DET/IND/NYJ/PIT/SF/STL/TEN/MIA/OAK/ATL/PHI/GB/KC/20 BAL: AZ/DAL/DEN/MIN/IND/NYJ/PIT/TB/STL/JAX/SEA/SD/ATL/PHI/GB/KC/24 (pm) DIFF: DET/MIN, SF/TB, TEN/JAX, MIA/SEA, OAK/SD Denver (Canadian Chris 5-4) at New Orleans (A Mike SC 5-4) DEN: CAR/BAL/DEN/MIN/IND/CLE/PIT/TB/STL/JAX/SEA/SD/ATL/WAS/GB/KC/26 NO: CAR/BAL/NO/MIN/CHI/CLE/CIN/TB/STL/JAX/SEA/OAK/NYG/PHI/HOU/KC/24 (ep) DIFF: DEN/NO, IND/CHI, PIT/CIN, SD/OAK, ATL/NYG, WAS/PHI, GB/HOU Detroit (Bravesfan 5-4) at Minnesota (La Parka Marka 5-4) DET: AZ/DAL/DEN/DET/CHI/NYJ/PIT/SF/STL/JAX/SEA/SD/ATL/PHI/GB/NE/23 MIN: AZ/DAL/NO/MIN/IND/CLE/PIT/SF/STL/JAX/SEA/SD/ATL/PHI/HOU/KC/28 DIFF: DEN/NO, DET/MIN, CHI/IND, NYJ/CLE, GB/HOU, NE/KC, 23/28 Indianapolis (No Cal Mike 3-6) at Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 6-3) IND: CAR/BAL/DEN/MIN/IND/CLE/PIT/SF/STL/JAX/SEA/SD/ATL/WAS/GB/KC/ CHI: AZ/DAL/DEN/DET/CHI/NYJ/PIT/SF/STL/JAX/SEA/SD/ATL/PHI/GB/KC/28 DIFF: AZ/CAR, BAL/DAL, MIN/DET, IND/CHI, CLE/NYJ, WAS/PHI, /28 N.Y. Jets (Gert T 3-6) at Cleveland (SFA Jack 4-5) NYJ: CAR/BAL/NO/MIN/IND/NYJ/CIN/TB/STL/JAX/SEA/SD/ATL/PHI/HOU/NE/24 CLE: AZ/DAL/DEN/DET/IND/CLE/PIT/SF/BUF/JAX/MIA/OAK/ATL/PHI/HOU/KC/21 (pm) DIFF: CAR/AZ, BAL/DAL, NO/DEN, MIN/DET, NYJ/CLE, CIN/PIT, TB/SF, STL/BUF, SEA/MIA, SD/OAK, NE/KC Pittsburgh (Tyler McClelland 6-3) at Cincinnati (Swift Terror 6-3) PIT: CAR/DAL/NO/MIN/IND/NYJ/PIT/TB/STL/JAX/SEA/OAK/ATL/WAS/GB/NE/27 CIN: AZ/BAL/NO/MIN/CHI/CLE/CIN/TB/BUF/JAX/MIA/SD/NYG/WAS/GB/KC/28 (pm) DIFF: CAR/AZ, DAL/BAL, IND/CHI, NYJ/CLE, PIT/CIN, STL/BUF, SEA/MIA, OAK/SD, ATL/NYG, NE/KC, 27/28 San Francisco (Agent Bond 34 5-4) at Tampa Bay (Starvenger 3-6) SF: AZ/BAL/DEN/MIN/IND/NYJ/PIT/TB/STL/JAX/SEA/SD/ATL/PHI/GB/NE/25 TB: AZ/BAL/DEN/DET/IND/CLE/PIT/TB/BUF/TEN/MIA/SD/ATL/WAS/HOU/KC/30 DIFF: MIN/DET/ NYJ/CLE, STL/BUF, JAX/TEN, SEA/MIA, PHI/WAS, GB/HOU, NE/KC, 25/30 St. Louis (Cerebus 316 6-3) at Buffalo (Bob Barron 5-4) STL: AZ/BAL/DEN/MIN/IND/NYJ/PIT/TB/BUF/TEN/SEA/SD/ATL/PHI/GB/NE/7 (pm) BUF: AZ/BAL/NO/DET/IND/NYJ/PIT/ TB/STL/TEN/SEA/SD/NYG/PHI/GB/NE/14 DIFF: DEN/NO, MIN/DET, BUF/STL, ATL/NYG, 7/14 Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 3-6) at Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 2-7) TEN: CAR/DAL/DEN/MIN/IND/CLE/PIT/SF/BUF/TEN/MIA/SD/NYG/PHI/HOU/NE/10 JAX: CAR/BAL/DEN/MIN/IND/NYJ/PIT/TB/STL/JAX/SEA/SD/ATL/PHI/GB/NE/20 DIFF: DAL/BAL, CLE/NYJ, SF/TB, BUF/STL, TEN/JAX, MIA/SEA, NYG/ATL, HOU/GB, 10/20 Miami (Spaceman Spiff 2-7) at Seattle (Mr. Rant 4-5) MIA: CAR/DAL/NO/MIN/IND/NYJ/PIT/TB/BUF/JAX/SEA/SD/ATL/WAS/HOU/NE/16 SEA: CAR/BAL/DEN/MIN/IND/NYJ/PIT/TB/STL/JAX/SEA/SD/ATL/PHI/GB/NE/28 (ep) DIFF: DAL/BAL, NO/DEN, BUF/STL, WAS/PHI, HOU/GB San Diego (Slasher Flick 6-3) at Oakland (The Bitch 4-5) SD: AZ/BAL/DEN/MIN/IND/NYJ/PIT/TB/STL/JAX/MIA/SD/ATL/PHI/GB/NE/34 (pm) OAK: AZ/DAL/DEN/DET/CHI/NYJ/PIT/SF/BUF/TEN/MIA/OAK/ATL/PHI/GB/NE/24 DIFF: BAL/DAL, MIN/DET, IND/CHI, TB/SF, STL/BUF, JAX/TEN, SD/OAK Atlanta (Lightning Flik 7-2) at N.Y. Giants (Cartman 5-4) ATL: CAR/DAL/DEN/DET/CHI/NYJ/PIT/TB/BUF/JAX/MIA/SD/ATL/PHI/GB/NE/28 (pm) NYG: AZ/BAL/NO/MIN/IND/NYJ/CIN/TB/BUF/JAX/SEA/SD/ATL/PHI/HOU/KC/21 DIFF: CAR/AZ, DAL/BAL, DEN/NO, DET/MIN, CHI/IND, PIT/CIN, MIA/SEA, GB/HOU, NE/KC Washington (Human Fly 1-8) at Philadelphia (MD 2020 5-4) WAS: CAR/BAL/NO/MIN/CHI/CLE/CIN/TB/BUF/JAX/SEA/OAK/NYG/PHI/HOU/KC/17 (ep) PHI: CAR/BAL/DEN/MIN/IND/NYJ/PIT/TB/STL/JAX/SEA/SD/ATL/PHI/GB/NE/24 (ep) DIFF: NO/DEN, CHI/IND, CLE/NYJ, CIN/PIT, BUF/STL, OAK/SD, NYG/ATL, HOU/GB, KC/NE Green Bay (Vitamin X 7-2) at Houston (Bored 6-3) GAME OF THE WEEK GB: AZ/DAL/DEN/DET/CHI/NYJ/PIT/SF/STL/JAX/MIA/SD/ATL/PHI/GB/NE/31 (pm) HOU: AZ/DAL/DEN/DET/IND/CLE/PIT/SF/BUF/TEN/MIA/SD/ATL/WAS/HOU/NE/24 DIFF: CHI/IND, NYJ/CLE, STL/BUF, JAX/TEN, PHI/WAS, GB/HOU 31/24 New England (nl5xsk1 4-5) at Kansas City (No Good Nick 4-5) NE: CAR/BAL/DEN/MIN/IND/CLE/CIN/TB/STL/TEN/SEA/SD/ATL/PHI/HOU/NE/24 KC: AZ/DAL/DEN/MIN/IND/NYJ/PIT/SF/STL/JAX/SEA/SD/ATL/PHI/GB/NE/17 DIFF: CAR/AZ, BAL/DEN, CLE/NYJ, CIN/PIT, TB/SF, TEN/JAX, HOU/GB

Sadly, I haven't encountered a PETA demonstration...

Quit yer bitching and get CDs and stuff, hippies. I LOVE Clear Channel, at least for the talk radio...

I'm game...

Holy crap. I thought I spent too much time on calculating the games. I'd comment, but only 9 games have been played and there's way too much that can happen between now and, say Week 15...

Ha. I was just looking for that thread and was ready to post it. Yeah, it's going to be run the same way. I may add a "guess total yardage or something equally as lame" section, too, just in case, but I don't think it will ever come into play...

Don't forget the Week 17 matchup in '95 against the Steelers where Yancy Thigpen dropped a last second touchdown pass. Well, perhaps you did, seeing this was nearly 10 years ago...

That cable news network isn't part of Big Media, it has its own little niche, which I'm sure you are aware of from reading various threads here...

1) It's not everyone, it's usually just me. 2) ABC/cBS/NBC news networks, the NY Slimes, Washingon Post, Boston Globe, LA Times, and pals. You know -- BIG Media, following in the tradition of other "Bigs" like Tobacco, Labor, Business...

It's just a fact, 27-33 is prime, then you decline. Uh, woops, wrong thread... Die...

There's a line in the South Park movie that sums this up perfectly. It went something like "Violence in movies is OK as long as there's not any naughty language..."

I got dibs on Tony's seat -- I'd own the Wilbon replacement with just one LOL2004 remark...

If she doesn't have one, get her a baby's daddy...

Goddamn, first stores are putting up Xmas shit early, and now TSM Christmas threads are 1+ month premature. I'll probably go to Best Buy the day after Thanksgiving if there are any deals worth getting, but otherwise I'm staying home until 12/25...

Happy B-day, hippie...

Holy shit did that give me a flashback. After punching Dre he should have said to the crowd "Nobody move, nobody gets hurt..."

I agree, and I don't like the move. However, I'm sure many fans won't care if their game gets moved to Monday Night for several reasons. 1) It probably means their team is doing good. 2) Who doesn't want to attend a Nationally televised game? There's a different feel to it if you're at a Monday Night Football game than a 1 p.m. Sunday one...

I didn't see this intro, but I'm offended. Call the FCC...

Regarding regular-season tiebreakers, I will be using the NFL's system, and the PF and PA do play a factor, although they're not the first tier of tiebreakers. I had a link to the NFL's system in one of the early threads, which I will look into come Week 15/16...

Perhaps this was a hate crime...

I could pile on, but instead I'll be more than happy to forgive you. After all, it's not like you saw these images anywhere on Big Media...