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Too bad Ripper's not around anymore -- I could get him to mow my lawn now, not to mention warn him about hanging around the white girls on my compound...

All you really have to do is get in the playoffs, and it's anyone's game. Considering there's only 2-4 games to pick from per post-season round, it's got a "sudden death" feel to it. And the next few weeks are going to get really interesting. I'm probably not going to do regular-season tie-breakers until Week 16 or 17...

But did she give him anal?...

It's also big for KC, if Nick beats you. He's not too far behind in the AFC West, either...

I just heard this on the news -- I didn't hear about Ozzy attacking the crook though. Good for him...

I swear 2pac is rap's Elvis -- he's dead but they keep releasing shit...

Uh-oh...

If anyone wants to do what nl5 just did, I have no problem with that. Just make sure, for my sanity, to make your other picks in another post. If you expect me to remember to backtrack and check your old posts for new picks, think again. Also, someone asked me what happens if someone submits their Turkey Day picks but forgets to submit the Sunday picks. Well, I'll accept the Turkey Day picks and go with Emergency Picks for the Sunday games. But nobody cares because you were in the playoffs last year, so you are expected to win this division. Plus you didn't have a crappy start to the season this year...

Plus I doubt not too many people have seen the old-school gangster movies...

I put down "Other" for the Untouchables. I would consider that a "gangster film..."

Since two games are on Thursday, I am not making it required to submit picks by 1 p.m. Wednesday. If you don't submit picks for the Turkey Day games by, say, 9 a.m. Thursday, then you will not be able to pick games for those two contests. For the Sunday games, the usual deadline of Saturday at 1 p.m., or a little later depending on when I get home from shopping/whatnot, is still in play. In addition, if you have to resort to Emergency Picks this week the Thanksgiving games will not be included in your Emergency Pick selections for the week. I'm doing this because if someone is down 2-0 after Thanksgiving, I don't want to give them the opportunity to win a Thursday game or two by just relying on their Emergency Picks. This rule will be applied to other games this season that have a Friday/Saturday start time as well. EDIT: In addition, I made this note in the last thread, but in case some of you don't read the standings every week, I felt it was important enough to repeat here... (9.5) Indianapolis at Detroit 41-9 Chicago at Dallas (4.5) 7-21 Baltimore at New England (2.5) 3-24 Cleveland at Cincinnati (5.5) 48-58 Jacksonville at Minnesota (5.5) 16-27 (7.5) Philadelphia at N.Y. Giants 27-6 (1.5) San Diego at Kansas City 34-31 (3.5) Tampa Bay at Carolina 14-24 (1.5) Tennessee at Houston 21-31 Washington at Pittsburgh (11.5) 7-16 New Orleans at Atlanta (10.5) 21-24 Buffalo at Seattle (5.5) 38-9 Miami at San Francisco (0.5) 24-17 (3.5) N.Y. Jets at Arizona 13-3 Oakland at Denver (12.5) 25-24 St. Louis at Green Bay (6.5) Indianapolis (NoCal Mike 4-6) at Detroit (Bravesfan 6-4) IND: IND/CHI/NE/CIN/MIN/PHI/SD/TB/TEN/WAS/ATL/SEA/SF/NYJ/DEN/GB/31 DET: XX/XXX/NE/CIN/MIN/PHI/SD/TB/HOU/PIT/ATL/SEA/MIA/NYJ/OAK/STL/ DIFF: IND/X, TEN/HOU, WAS/PIT, SF/MIA, DEN/OAK, GB/STL, 31/ Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 6-4) at Dallas (BX 4-6) CHI: IND/DAL/NE/CLE/JAX/PHI/KC/TB/HOU/PIT/NO/SEA/SF/NYJ/DEN/GB/20 (pm) DAL: IND/DAL/NE/CIN/MIN/PHI/KC/CAR/TEN/WAS/ATL/SEA/SF/NYJ/OAK/STL/21 DIFF: CLE/CIN, JAX/MIN, TB/CAR, HOU/TEN, PIT/WAS, NO/ATL, DEN/OAK, GB/STL, 20/21 Baltimore (Dr. Tom 4-6) at New England (nl5 5-5) BAL: IND/CHI/BAL/CIN/MIN/PHI/SD/CAR/HOU/WAS/NO/SEA/MIA/NYJ/DEN/GB/20 NE: IND/CHI/NE/CIN/MIN/NYG/KC/CAR/HOU/WAS/NO/SEA/SF/AZ/OAK/GB/24 (ep) DIFF: BAL/NE, PHI/NYG, SD/KC, MIA/SF, NYJ/AZ, DEN/OAK, 20/24 Cleveland (sfa Jack 5-5) at Cincinnati (Swift Terror 7-3) Jack can make the AFC North more interesting with a win CLE: DET/DAL/NE/CLE/JAX/PHI/KC/TB/HOU/WAS/ATL/SEA/MIA/AZ/OAK/GB/20 (pm) CIN: X/X/NE/CIN/MIN/NYG/KC/CAR/HOU/WAS/ATL/SEA/SF/AZ/DEN/GB/ DIFF: DAL/X, CLE/CIN, JAX/MIN, PHI/NYG, TB/CAR, MIA/SF, OAK/DEN, 20/ Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 2-8) at Minnesota (LaParka Marka 5-5) JAX: IND/CHI/NE/CIN/JAX/PHI/SD/TB/TEN/PIT/ATL/SEA/SF/NYJ/DEN/GB/21 (pm) MIN: IND/CHI/NE/CIN/MIN/PHI/SD/TB/TEN/WAS/NO/SEA/SF/AZ/DEN/STL/24 DIFF: JAX/MIN, PIT/WAS, ATL/NO, NYJ/AZ, GB/STL Philadelphia (MD2020 5-5) at N.Y. Giants (Cartman 5-5) Battle for first place in the NFC East PHI: IND/CHI/NE/CLE/MIN/PHI/KC/TB/TEN/PIT/NO/SEA/MIA/AZ/OAK/GB/24 NYG: IND/CHI/NE/CIN/MIN/PHI/SD/TB/HOU/PIT/NO/BUF/SF/NYJ/DEN/STL/20 DIFF: KC/SD, TEN/HOU, SEA/BUF, MIA/SF, AZ/NYJ, OAK/DEN, GB/STL San Diego (Slasher 6-4) at Kansas City (No Good Nick 4-6) Will Slasher get his first division win? SD: IND/CHI/NE/CLE/MIN/PHI/SD/TB/HOU/WAS/ATL/SEA/MIA/NYJ/OAK/GB/28 (pm) KC: X/X/NE/CLE/JAX/PHI/SD/TB/HOU/WAS/ATL/SEA/SF/NYJ/DEN/GB/24 DIFF: IND/X, MIN/JAX, MIA/SF, OAK/DEN, 28/24 Tampa Bay (Starv 4-6) at Carolina (Fazzle 2-8) TB: IND/DAL/NE/CIN/MIN/PHI/SD/TB/HOU/WAS/NO/BUF/SF/NYJ/OAK/GB/35 (pm) CAR: IND/DAL/NE/CLE/MIN/PHI/KC/CAR/TEN/PIT/NO/SEA/SF/AZ/OAK/GB/19 DIFF: CIN/CLE, SD/KC, TB/CAR, HOU/TEN, WAS/PIT, BUF/SEA, NYJ/AZ Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 4-6) at Houston (Bored 7-3) A must-win for Chuck TEN: IND/DAL/NE/CLE/MIN/PHI/KC/CAR/TEN/PIT/ATL/BUF/MIA/NYJ/OAK/GB/24 HOU: IND/CHI/NE/CLE/JAX/NYG/KC/TB/HOU/PIT/ATL/BUF/MIA/NYJ/OAK/GB/21 DIFF: DAL/CHI, MIN/JAX, PHI/NYG, CAR/TB, TEN/HOU Washington (Human Fly 2-8) at Pittsburgh (Tyler 6-4) WAS:X/X/NE/CIN/MIN/NYG/KC/CAR/HOU/PIT/ATL/SEA/SF/AZ/DEN/GB/17 (ep) PIT: X/X/NE/CIN/MIN/PHI/SD/TB/TEN/WAS/NO/SEA/SF/NYJ/OAK/GB/ (ep) DIFF: NYG/PHI, KC/SD, CAR/TB, HOU/TEN, PIT/WAS, ATL/NO, AZ/NYJ, DEN/OAK, 17/ New Orleans (Mike SC 6-4) at Atlanta (Lightning Flik 8-2) The first of two meeting between the top two NFC South teams NO: XXX/XXX/NE/CIN/MIN/NYG/KC/CAR/HOU/PIT/ATL/SEA/SF/AZ/DEN/GB/24 (ep) ATL: DET/DAL/NE/CIN/MIN/PHI/SD/TB/HOU/PIT/NO/BUF/MIA/NYJ/DEN/GB/26 DIFF: X/DAL, NYG/PHI, KC/SD, CAR/TB, ATL/NO, SEA/BUF, SF/MIA, AZ/NYJ, 24/26 Buffalo (Bob Barron 5-5) at Seattle (Mr. Rant 5-5) BUF: IND/CHI/NE/CIN/MIN/PHI/SD/TB/HOU/PIT/NO/BUF/SF/NYJ/DEN/GB/20 SEA: XXX/XXX/NE/CIN/MIN/PHI/SD/TB/TEN/PIT/ATL/SEA/SF/AZ/DEN/GB/15 DIFF: IND/X, CHI/X HOU/TEN, NO/ATL, BUF/SEA, NYJ/AZ, 20/15 Miami (Spaceman Spiff 2-8) at San Francisco (Agent Bond 5-5) MIA: IND/CHI/NE/CIN/MIN/PHI/SD/CAR/HOU/PIT/NO/BUF/MIA/NYJ/DEN/GB/27 SF: IND/DAL/NE/CIN/MIN/PHI/SD/TB/TEN/PIT/ATL/SEA/MIA/NYJ/DEN/GB/29 DIFF: CHI/DAL, CAR/TB, HOU/TEN, NO/ATL, BUF/SEA N.Y. Jets (Gert T 3-7) at Arizona (Vern Gagne 8-2) Gert needs this win for any hopes of staying in the division hunt NYJ: IND/CHI/NE/CIN/JAX/PHI/SD/CAR/HOU/PIT/NO/SEA/MIA/AZ/DEN/GB/ (pm) AZ: IND/DAL/NE/CIN/MIN/PHI/KC/CAR/HOU/PIT/ATL/SEA/MIA/NYJ/DEN/GB/20 (pm) DIFF: CHI/DAL, JAX/MIN, SD/KC, NO/ATL, AZ/NYJ Oakland (Bitch 5-5) at Denver (C. Chris 5-5) Banky can take first in the AFC West if he wins and Slasher loses OAK: IND/CHI/NE/CIN/MIN/PHI/KC/CAR/TEN/PIT/ATL/BUF/MIA/NYJ/OAK/STL/21 DEN: IND/CHI/NE/CIN/JAX/PHI/SD/CAR/TEN/PIT/NO/BUF/MIA/AZ/DEN/GB/34 (pm) DIFF: MIN/JAX, KC/SD, ATL/NO, NYJ/AZ, OAK/DEN, STL/GB, 21/34 St. Louis (Cerebus 7-3) at Green Bay (V.X. 7-3) GAME OF THE WEEK STL: IND/CHI/NE/CIN/MIN/PHI/SD/TB/HOU/PIT/ATL/SEA/MIA/NYJ/DEN/STL/7 GB: IND/DAL/NE/CIN/MIN/PHI/SD/TB/HOU/PIT/ATL/SEA/MIA/AZ/DEN/GB/20 (pm) DIFF: CHI/DAL, NYJ/AZ, STL/GB

Wow, what a dumb bitch. V 2.0...

He got anal? I'm pretty much with AoO on this one in regards to your friend "knowing better." If you want to support your friend, more power to you, but I wouldn't drive to this guy's dorm and beat him up over getting a piece off your friend...

Well, the masses have spoken, kinda. Point spreads will be tweaked by a few points from here on out, much like they have been all year. Goodbye SUPER-SIZED point spreads. I will say, though, that next year the spreads probably will be SUPER-SIZED, so you've been warned. And speaking of next year, some of you guys are pretty much out of playoff contention (although the AFC and NFC East Divisions can still be won by the last-place teams, imo). However, if you want to keep your team next year, still make your picks. Not only can you play spoiler for some poster, but also if you miss 5 games this year, your team will be an available franchise. Basically, what I'm going to do next year is give first dibs to everyone that played this year and didn't use their emergency picks five times. Then I will open up the remaining teams to anyone who wants them. If I had to use emergency picks five times this year for a team, that team will be available to the first person to claim them. For example, if bob_barron didn't post picks five times this year, his Bills team will be on the open market. Bob could still claim them, but he runs the risk of someone else taking them. The only exception I'm making to this rule is the week or two Agent Bond had to use his Emergency Picks because he was unjustly banned at the time and had no way to send me his picks. Anyway, back to this year. Standings are up. Two side notes: 1) Bob has the season sweep over nl5xsk1. 2) Agent Bond has the season sweep over Mr. Rant... AFC EAST Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 5-5 <PF: 65, PA: 75, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 0-2, Div: 3-2> New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 5-5 <PF: 74, PA: 68, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 1-2, Div: 3-1> New York Jets (Gert T) 3-7 <PF: 66, PA: 69, AFC: 3-7, NFC: 0-0, Div: 2-3> Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 2-8 <PF: 69, PA: 79, AFC: 2-5, NFC: 0-3, Div: 2-2> AFC NORTH Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 7-3 <PF: 73, PA: 66 AFC: 5-3, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 2-2> Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 6-4 <PF: 73, PA: 68, AFC: 4-4, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 2-2> Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 5-5 <PF: 68, PA: 74, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 3-2> Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 4-6 <PF: 70, PA: 70, AFC: 3-4, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-2> AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 7-3 <PF: 72, PA: 71, AFC: 5-2, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 3-0> Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 4-6 <PF: 72, PA: 66, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 2-2> Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 4-6 <PF: 61, PA: 65, AFC: 3-4, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-2> Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 2-8 <PF: 70, PA: 80, AFC: 2-7, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-4> AFC WEST San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 6-4 <PF: 74, PA: 64, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 0-3> Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 5-5 <PF: 72, PA: 76, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 3-0> Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 5-5 <PF: 71, PA: 71, AFC: 3-4, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-1> Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 4-6 <PF: 70, PA: 69, AFC: 3-3, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 0-1> NFC EAST New York Giants (Cartman) 5-5 <PF: 68, PA: 74, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 4-5, DIV: 3-0> Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 5-5 <PF: 68, PA: 72, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 3-4, DIV: 1-2> Dallas Cowboys (BX) 4-6 <PF: 76, PA: 77, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 2-4, DIV: 1-2> Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 2-8 <PF: 67, PA: 75, AFC: 0-3, NFC: 2-5 DIV: 1-2> NFC NORTH Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 7-3 <PF: 72, PA: 72, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 5-2, DIV: 2-1> Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 6-4 <PF: 72, PA: 71, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 2-1> Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 6-4 <PF: 75, PA: 74, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 1-2> Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 5-5 <PF: 72, PA: 66, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 2-5, DIV: 1-2> NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 8-2 <PF: 71, PA: 66, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 5-2, DIV: 2-0> New Orleans Saints (A/The Mike SC) 6-4 <PF: 76, PA: 76, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 3-3, DIV: 1-0> Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 4-6 <PF: 72, PA: 70, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 2-5, DIV: 0-2> Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 2-8 <PF: 62, PA: 78, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 1-6, DIV: 0-1> NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 8-2 <PF: 78, PA: 64, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 6-2, DIV: 2-1> St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 7-3 <PF: 69, PA: 63, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 4-3, DIV: 3-1> San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 5-5 <PF: 66, PA: 76, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 4-5, DIV: 2-3> Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 5-5 <PF: 74, PA: 73, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 4-4, DIV: 1-4>

Yawn. Same could be said the other way around...

Is it worth my time to click on the link?...

Here's another one. Enviro-weenie who thinks it's any of his business what property owners do with their land:Property owner Eric:kkk But at least your honest with yourself and I give you credit for that...

Well CE was all fine and dandy until "you people" started moving in and drove down the property values...

Yeah, Mike, you haven't been your usual joyous self as of late. Everything OK?...

Wow, you really are turning to Karl Rove. Next thing I know you'll be saying how great tax cuts that benefit the wealthy are good for the poor becuase it gives them a pool to clean for $6/hour...

Well, if the "W" would mean they're a pro-Bush team, then they're probably going to rival the Yanks in payroll...

Two things: 1) What league is this team in -- American or National? 2) It looks like an American/National league symbol. I don't like it...

What rube made that statement. The same rube that got a dozen or so picks right this week. So what about it? How do you want the point spreads to work for the rest of the year? Vote, or DIE!!!! Oh yeah, and with games moving to Thursday, the deadline won't be Wednesday -- it'll still be early Saturday or late Friday, depending on if there are Saturday games. If you don't make Thursday picks by a certain time I just won't count them, but they won't cost you a week's worth of picks. And don't forget, the person with the best performance next week gets the kkk Turkey, already slaughtered for your convenience... (_) /\ ___O>

There's INXS, he's from across the pond...

Stupid question: Smitty, are you Jesse Ewiak? Haven't seen him around and you sound a bit like him...