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How long will it be before the company gets sued for not properly warning people about the dangers of putting your lava lamp on a stove?...

Back in the mid-90s, the REPUBLICAN REVOLUTION spearheaded by Newt and pals said they were going to be cutting BIG GOVERNMENT spending. Not only did they not cut anything, they gave organizations like the National Endowment for the Arts more money. Now, if Congress can't whittle away some pissant program like the NEA, do you think anything will get done in terms of taxes, Medicare, Social Security, etc?...

Maybe you can say Bush is killing people by not regulating vitamins...

Ol' Dirty Bastard. Not sure of his other works, but his first album was great. And EPMD's Business Never Personal was my favorite of the lot. Their other albums were good/great, but there were some slow spots. Business Never Personal didn't seem to have that, imo...

I do...

Serious question for everyone -- doesn't it ever get boring winning all the time? I'm not sure how many of you tweak your sliders, but I have mine to the point where my games are pretty realistic. Now granted I just went 13-3 in Madden this year, but about 5-6 of the games I won were by a TD or less, and there were a few games I didn't think I'd pull out. To me, that's more entertaining than winning 100 straight games and winning 20 Super Bowls. In fact, in the four franchise years I've played, I've only won the big game once. Hopefully, I'll win it this year, although I'll be facing in the AFC Conf. Championship the last two teams to knock me out of the playoffs...

Personally, it seemed that Ty didn't do that bad a job. He'll just go somewhere else, do a good job there, and ND will go down the shitter. Win-Win situation for everyone...

Maybe Ty can go be a reality dating show contestant -- Wilbon will love that...

Darn -- I hope they don't get someone good or else Cleveland might start winning games...

Wasn't Mich. another example like PA? Sorry for trolling this thread...

Wow, this thread went over well, Mike. Say, whatever happened to your buddy that posted that poem? I liked him...

Who? And what is up with this Gary Boldwater that ran for Prez. in the '60s?...

Great, now time for all the He-wouldn't-get-fired-if-he-was-white birds to come out of the woodwork. Keep in mind I don't care about college football, and care even less about Notre Dame...

That's alright, that's OK -- we'll be working for them someday...

Seeing how V-X still has to play you (week 16), Bravesfan (14) and AoO (17) each one more time that division is still up for grabs. You all better chip away at him though. Oh, here is the playoff picture so far. I'm only including those that are just one game out of the last playoff spot in each conference. I hope you all now know why I'm holding out on figuring end-of-season tie-breakers... AFC Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 7-4 Houston Texans (Bored) 7-4 San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 7-4 Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 6-5 Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 7-4 Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 6-5 Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 6-5 New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 5-6 Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 5-6 Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 5-6 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 5-6 Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 5-6 NFC Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 9-2 Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 9-2 Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 8-3 New York Giants (Cartman) 6-5 St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 7-4 Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 6-5 Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 6-5 Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 6-5 New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 6-5 Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 5-6 Dallas Cowboys (BX) 5-6 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 5-6 San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 5-6 Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 5-6

What are they talking about? And does he have any turkey beaks stuck in-between his teeth?...

I don't take vitamins so I don't care. Like many other things, I know nothing about this subject, so the only comment I can really say (besides OMG FAUX NEWS LOL2004!) is it would depend on what's in the vitamins and if the stuff that's in them can be considered "drug-related." I'm sure there are some here that know a thing or two about this, and I'd be interested to hear their take...

I'll check when I get home. I'm pretty sure you do, though. EDIT: Oh, you may not. According to your scoresheet, I had you down as X for your Week 1 TB score. PM me with a score. Complete results are up. Just some food for thought: Two games that came down to TB scores this week each had one team not give a TB score and thus had them lose. Oh, and congrats to Starvenger, who with his 13 correct picks is the winner of the Second Annual kkk Turkey... () /\ ___O>

Godzilla will always be that green thing in the rubber suit to me...

Holy crap were some of those pictures funny, although the one with the kid and dead deer was a little ... well...

Four division winners, two wild-card spots...

Yeah, you do, but there is still more than a quarter of the season left to go. Here are how the playoff seeds look now. Keep in mind that I have not factored in regular-season TBs for teams with the same record. I'm not going to try and figure that shit out with five more games to go... AFC Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 7-4 Houston Texans (Bored) 7-4 San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 7-4 Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 6-5 Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 7-4 Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 6-5 Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 6-5 New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 5-6 Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 5-6 Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 5-6 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 5-6 Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 4-6 Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 4-7 Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 3-8 New York Jets (Gert T) 3-8 Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 2-9 NFC Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 9-2 Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 9-2 Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 7-3 New York Giants (Cartman) 6-5 St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 7-3 Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 6-4 Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 6-5 Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 6-5 New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 6-5 Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 5-6 Dallas Cowboys (BX) 5-6 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 5-6 San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 5-6 Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 5-6 Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 2-9 Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 2-9

No. V-X beat you in week six, which was a week you submitted EP...

Perhaps. I went without fast food for a time years ago, then threw up after eating some McNuggets. I vowed never to let that happen again...

Final Standings... AFC EAST Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 6-5 <PF: 76, PA: 84, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 1-2, Div: 3-2> New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 5-6 <PF: 84, PA: 80, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 1-2, Div: 3-1> Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 3-8 <PF: 82, PA: 89, AFC: 2-5, NFC: 1-3, Div: 2-2> New York Jets (Gert T) 3-8 <PF: 76, PA: 80, AFC: 3-7, NFC: 0-1, Div: 2-3> AFC NORTH Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 7-4 <PF: 81, PA: 74 AFC: 5-4, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 2-3> Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 7-4 <PF: 83, PA: 74, AFC: 4-4, NFC: 3-0, DIV: 2-2> Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 6-5 <PF: 76, PA: 82, AFC: 5-2, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 4-2> Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 5-6 <PF: 82, PA: 80, AFC: 3-5, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-2> AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 7-4 <PF: 80, PA: 82, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 3-1> Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 5-6 <PF: 83, PA: 74, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 3-2> Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 5-6 <PF: 70, PA: 74, AFC: 3-4, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-2> Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 2-9 <PF: 77, PA: 89, AFC: 2-7, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 1-4> AFC WEST San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 7-4 <PF: 85, PA: 71, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-3> Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 6-5 <PF: 81, PA: 81, AFC: 4-4, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 3-1> Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 5-6 <PF: 82, PA: 86, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 3-1> Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 4-7 <PF: 77, PA: 80, AFC: 3-4, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 0-2> NFC EAST New York Giants (Cartman) 6-5 <PF: 79, PA: 82, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 5-5, DIV: 4-0> Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 5-6 <PF: 76, PA: 83, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 3-5, DIV: 1-3> Dallas Cowboys (BX) 5-6 <PF: 86, PA: 85, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 3-4, DIV: 1-2> Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 2-9 <PF: 73, PA: 85, AFC: 0-4, NFC: 2-5 DIV: 1-2> NFC NORTH Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 8-3 <PF: 82, PA: 81, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 6-2, DIV: 2-1> Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 6-5 <PF: 81, PA: 80, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 2-1> Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 6-5 <PF: 80, PA: 73, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 2-5, DIV: 1-2> Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 6-5 <PF: 83, PA: 84, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 5-4, DIV: 1-2> NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 9-2 <PF: 83, PA: 72, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 6-2, DIV: 3-0> New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 6-5 <PF: 82, PA: 88, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 3-4, DIV: 1-1> Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 5-6 <PF: 86, PA: 79, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 3-5, DIV: 1-2> Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 2-9 <PF: 71, PA: 92, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 1-7, DIV: 0-2> NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 9-2 <PF: 89, PA: 74, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 5-2, DIV: 2-1> St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 7-3 <PF: 78, PA: 73, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 4-4, DIV: 3-1> San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 5-6 <PF: 76, PA: 89, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 4-5, DIV: 2-3> Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 5-6 <PF: 83, PA: 84, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 4-4, DIV: 1-4>