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u r a faggot...

Being a Jesusland person in a Blue State, I'd welcome whatever hippie Canadian province that is in with open arms...

Oddly enough I was hoping to do a "mid-season" stat leader chart later this week, that is if I feel motivated enough to do it...

I'll add the PF/PA scores and games need to be resoved by the MNF contest tomorrow. I need to double-check Flik's AFC/NFC records, which are at home and I am at work, because they add up to 6-2... AFC EAST Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 5-4 <PF: 57, PA: 67, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 0-1, Div: 3-2> New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 4-5 <PF: 63, PA: 64, AFC: 3-3, NFC: 1-2, Div: 3-1> New York Jets (Gert T) 3-6 <PF: 58, PA: 60, AFC: 3-6, NFC: 0-0, Div: 2-3> Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 2-7 <PF: 63, PA: 72, AFC: 2-5, NFC: 0-2, Div: 2-2> AFC NORTH Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 6-3 <PF: 66, PA: 61, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 1-2> Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 6-3 <PF: 68, PA: 61, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 2-2> Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 4-5 <PF: 59, PA: 66, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 3-2> Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 4-5 <PF: 66, PA: 63, AFC: 3-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-2> AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 6-3 <PF: 63, PA: 66, AFC: 5-2, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 3-0> Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 3-6 <PF: 56, PA: 61, AFC: 3-4, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 2-2> Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 3-6 <PF: 61, PA: 59, AFC: 3-3, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 1-2> Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 2-7 <PF: 63, PA: 70, AFC: 2-6, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-3> AFC WEST San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 6-3 <PF: 67, PA: 56, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 0-2> Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 5-4 <PF: 66, PA: 67, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 3-0> Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 4-5 <PF: 63, PA: 64, AFC: 2-4, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-1> Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 4-5 <PF: 66, PA: 58, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 0-1> NFC EAST New York Giants (Cartman) 5-4 <PF: 61, PA: 66, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 4-4, DIV: 3-0> Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 5-4 <PF: 61, PA: 62, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 3-3, DIV: 1-1> Dallas Cowboys (BX) 3-6 <PF: 69, PA: 73, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 2-4, DIV: 1-2> Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 1-8 <PF: 57, PA: 68, AFC: 0-3, NFC: 1-5 DIV: 0-2> NFC NORTH Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 7-2 <PF: 67, PA: 63, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 5-2, DIV: 2-1> Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 6-3 <PF: 71, PA: 69, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 1-2> Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 5-4 <PF: 68, PA: 60, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 2-4, DIV: 1-1> Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 5-4 <PF: 68, PA: 67, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 4-3, DIV: 1-1> NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 7-2 <PF: 63, PA: 59, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 4-2, DIV: 2-0> New Orleans Saints (A/The Mike SC) 5-4 <PF: 67, PA: 70, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 3-3, DIV: 1-0> Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 3-6 <PF: 62, PA: 64, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 2-4, DIV: 0-2> Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 2-7 <PF: 56, PA: 66, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 1-5, DIV: 0-1> NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 7-2 <PF: 66, PA: 58, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 5-2, DIV: 2-1> St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 6-3 <PF: 61, PA: 55, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 4-3, DIV: 3-1> San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 5-4 <PF: 60, PA: 66, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 4-4, DIV: 2-3> Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 4-5 <PF: 67, PA: 67, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 4-4, DIV: 1-4>

Did she ever?...

Happy b-day, hippie...

It's been a while since I've seen/heard a new Vh1 list -- guess they must be running out of ideas, thank God...

On a side note, that Nextel commercial is 200x better than a shitty one they did last year. I'm certain they probably ran different spots for different NFL markets, but in the Pittsburgh area they had an ad which showed a board meeting and they were deciding on where to re-locate or something. One of them suggested Pittsburgh and then they went to lunch, all talking on those stupid walkie-talkie phones. I hated that ad because Pittsburgh is a fucking HORRIBLE city to start a business...

I'm sure it's Nextel, and it is one of the better ones out there, imo. Another cute "office" commercial was (and I remember it being played last NFL season) was some woman trying to make copies, and it wasn't going well. She kept saying "I'm so fired, I'm so fired." Then she went to some copy store, got things done with no problem and began saying "I'm so underpaid, I'm so underpaid." But to say your commerical is the "best ever," well, I think you may be stretching it a bit. Although that guy holding the boombox reminds me of that kid setting off firecrackers toward the end of Boogie Nights. Another cute ad (I don't know if it's Nextel, I don't think it is) involves two guys talking business, and all the plans have been changed. "Are you in London?" "No, I'm now in Paris." etc. At the very end when they do all their work adjustments one guy asks the other "What's going on?" and the other guy says "The usual..."

What is it now? I'm too lazy to look it up...

N.Y. Jets (Gert T 3-6) d Baltimore (Dr. Tom 4-5) BAL: BAL/CHI/JAX/HOU/KC/PIT/SEA/ATL/WAS/SF/MIN/NYG/BUF/PHI/20 NYJ: BAL/TEN/JAX/IND/KC/PIT/SEA/ATL/CIN/CAR/MIN/NYG/NE/PHI/37 (ep) DIF: CHI/TEN, HOU/IND, WAS/CIN, SF/CAR, BUF/NE Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 6-3) d Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 3-6) CHI: NYJ/CHI/JAX/HOU/KC/PIT/STL/ATL/CIN/CAR/GB/NYG/BUF/PHI/14 TEN: NYJ/TEN/JAX/HOU/NO/PIT/SEA/ATL/CIN/CAR/GB/NYG/BUF/PHI/17 DIF: CHI/TEN, KC/NO, STL/SEA Detroit (Bravesfan 5-4) d Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 2-7) DET: NYJ/CHI/JAX/HOU/KC/PIT/STL/ATL/WAS/SF/MIN/NYG/NE/PHI/17 JAX: BAL/TEN/JAX/IND/KC/PIT/SEA/TB/CIN/ /GB/NYG/NE/PHI/20 (pm) DIF: NYJ/BAL, CHI/TEN, HOU/IND, STL/SEA, ATL/TB, WAS/CIN, SF/ , MIN/GB, 17/20 Houston (Bored 6-3) dIndianapolis (NoCal Mike 3-6) via TB HOU: BAL/CHI/DET/HOU/KC/PIT/SEA/TB/WAS/SF/GB/AZ/BUF/PHI/24 IND: BAL/TEN/JAX/IND/KC/PIT/SEA/TB/WAS/CAR/MIN/NYG/BUF/PHI/28 DIF: CHI/TEN, DET/JAX, HOU/IND, SF/CAR, GB/MIN, AZ/NYG, 24/28 New Orleans (A Mike SC 5-4) d Kansas City (No Good Nick 4-5) via TB KC: BAL/TEN/JAX/IND/KC/PIT/SEA/ATL/CIN/SF/MIN/NYG/NE/PHI/ (ep) NO: BAL/CHI/JAX/IND/KC/PIT/SEA/TB/CIN/SF/GB/NYG/BUF/PHI/31 DIF: TEN/CHI, ATL/TB, MIN/GB, NE/BUF, /31 Pittsburgh (Tyler 6-3) d Cleveland (SFA Jack 4-5) PIT: NYJ/TEN/DET/HOU/NO/PIT/STL/ATL/WAS/CAR/GB/NYG/BUF/DAL/28 CLE: NYJ/TEN/JAX/HOU/KC/CLE/SEA/TB/WAS/SF/GB/AZ/BUF/PHI/22 (pm) DIF: DET/JAX, NO/KC, PIT/CLE, STL/SEA, ATL/TB, CAR/SF, NYG/AZ, DAL/PHI, 28/22 St. Louis (Cerebus 6-3) d Seattle (Mr. Rant 4-5) SEA: BAL/TEN/JAX/IND/KC/PIT/SEA/ATL/CIN/SF/MIN/NYG/NE/PHI/28 (ep) STL: NYJ/TEN/JAX/IND/KC/CLE/STL/ATL/WAS/CAR/GB/NYG/NE/PHI/7 DIF: BAL/NYJ, PIT/CLE, SEA/STL, CIN/WAS, SF/CAR, MIN/GB, 28/7 Atlanta (Lightning Flik 7-2) d Tampa Bay (Starvenger 3-6) TB: BAL/TEN/DET/HOU/KC/PIT/SEA/ATL/CIN/SF/GB/NYG/BUF/PHI/25 ATL: NYJ/CHI/DET/HOU/KC/PIT/STL/ATL/CIN/SF/MIN/NYG/BUF/DAL/24 (pm) DIF: BAL/NYJ, TEN/CHI, SEA/STL, GB/MIN, PHI/DAL Cincinnati (Swift Terror 6-3) at Washington (Human Fly 1-8) via TB CIN: BAL/CHI/DET/IND/KC/PIT/SEA/TB/CIN/CAR/MIN/NYG/NE/PHI/28 (ep) WAS: BAL/TEN/DET/IND/KC/PIT/SEA/ATL/WAS/CAR/GB/NYG/NE/PHI/22 DIF: CHI/TEN, TB/ATL, CIN/WAS, MIN/GB, 28/22 San Francisco (Agent Bond 5-4) d Carolina (Fazzle 2-7) via TB CAR: BAL/TEN/JAX/IND/KC/PIT/STL/ATL/WAS/CAR/GB/NYG/NE/PHI/17 (ep) SF: BAL/TEN/DET/IND/KC/PIT/STL/ATL/WAS/CAR/GB/AZ/NE/PHI/33 DIF: JAX/DET, NYG/AZ, 17/33 Green Bay (Vitiman X 7-2) d Minnesota (La Parka Marka 5-4) MIN: BAL/TEN/DET/HOU/KC/PIT/SEA/ATL/WAS/SF/MIN/AZ/BUF/PHI/28 GB: BAL/CHI/DET/HOU/KC/PIT/STL/TB/WAS/SF/GB/AZ/BUF/DAL/30 DIF: TEN/CHI, SEA/STL, ATL/TB, MIN/GB, PHI/DAL Arizona (Vern Gagne 7-2) d N.Y. Giants (Cartman 5-4) NYG: BAL/CHI/DET/HOU/KC/CLE/SEA/TB/WAS/SF/MIN/AZ/BUF/PHI/20 AZ: NYJ/TEN/JAX/HOU/NO/CLE/SEA/TB/WAS/SF/GB/NYG/NE/DAL/17 (pm) DIF: BAL/NYJ, CHI/TEN, DET/JAX, KC/NO, MIN/GB, AZ/NYG, BUF/NE, PHI/DAL, 20/17 Buffalo (Bob Barron 5-4) d New England (nl5 4-5) BUF: NYJ/CHI/JAX/IND/KC/PIT/STL/ATL/WAS/SF/GB/NYG/NE/PHI/10 NE: BAL/TEN/JAX/IND/KC/CLE/SEA/TB/CIN/CAR/GB/NYG/NE/PHI/24 DIF: NYJ/BAL, CHI/TEN, PIT/CLE, STL/SEA, ATL/TB, WAS/CIN, SF/CAR Philadelphia (MD2020 4-4) at Dallas (BX 3-5) TBD: if PHI wins, MD wins, if DAL wins, BX wins PHI: BAL/CHI/JAX/IND/KC/CLE/STL/ATL/CIN/CAR/GB/NYG/NE/PHI/24 DAL: NYJ/TEN/JAX/IND/NO/CLE/STL/ATL/WAS/SF/GB/AZ/NE/DAL/ (ep) DIF: BAL/NYJ, CHI/TEN, KC/NO, CIN/WAS, CAR/SF, NYG/AZ, PHI/DAL

And he kept such good care of himself. His first album was a classic -- rhymes be stinkin' like a girl's poo-poo...

I still think it would be funny if a celeb would hire a bunch of people to bumrush a group of Papparazi whenever that celeb goes out in public. Think of Indy Jones getting saved by Sala's kids in the diner...

That's an awful lot of blue in Utah, don't you think?...

Every time I watch ESPN's NFL recap show Sunday evenings. But seriously, not sure if this would count as a "goof" but what first came to my mind was that Howard Stern prank caller pretending to be that Cubs fan that "ruined" the playoffs in '03...

Opinions are like assholes.... Yeah, some stink worse than others...

Denny Hastert is a real hoss, though...

What is Bush going to say other than "I'll try to unite the country?" Is he to go "Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah"? That's the CB's job...

Cheney has a lesbian daughter? Source plz...

Deadline has come and gone...

I'm holding out my vote until I know whether or not you are gay. If you are, then I'm going with #6...

Pretty much sums up all you need to know about cBS...

Well, you went one-for-four, and if you were a baseball player, that wouldn't be too bad...

Nobody died. Good job cops...

F' that Slapnuts, you killed the crowd with just one post. You made your bed, now go lie in it...