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I used to own pet fish as a kid and none of them were very bright. And those salmon swimming back to their birthplace to spawn -- pure genius...

Yeah, your division record ain't too good, and the AFC West is a tough place, even though two teams are below .500 for now. It's not as bad as the NFC North, but it's still tough, especially if Banky gets some games to go his way and NoGoodNick remembers to submit me an Emergency TB...

I don't know what you're talking about kkk because I've never seen Arab men as terrorists ever.....ever I just had this Hindu ask me if it was ok for him to shoot at soldiers from a Temple, or whatever hippie shrine "those people" deem holy...

His name was some silly conglomeration parodying AMikeSC. What's the point? The point was, it was a joke between myself, and kkk, course seeing as you are the mod you know about all these sorts of things, cos you are just that clever Woah woah woah -- Don't lump me in with this. I told you the name wouldn't go over well. I have nothing to do with Mr. Halen's new (now old) name...

And just because you have a good record doesn't mean you're a good player -- look at bob barron...

Ha. I wondered that myself. Plus, I think that herpes chick will be typecast as a result. Nah, there's already too many white guys posing as sports reporters. And I must admit, I like the "Think outside the bun" line Taco Bell has, and some of their older commercials in this campaign were good, but it's time to come up with something new...

But maybe he was delivering pizzas when his camel broke down and was in the wrong place at the wrong time...

1) Yeah, if you, or anyone else, want to change your Emergency TB, or some variation of your Emergency picks, I have no problem with it. You just have to PM it to me. I tried getting everyone's emergency TB before the season, but I gave up. If you want to know if you have an emergency TB just PM me. 2) I was talking about razazta (or whatever his name was) who was the Vikings last year. If the Vikings would have won against AZ in real life then Raz would have made the postseason. Oddly enough, the person that bumped Raz out was Vern, who was AZ...

So, uhm, that makes it okay? Umm, yeah. And I sure hope the subhuman monkey that I mentioned in that tidbit goes to trial for violating the code of pretending to be dead, as stated in Article IV, Section II on Page 203 of the Insurgent Handbook. EDIT: I don't mean that it's OK to go out and shoot people, but I can understand why the soldier did what he did. I'm shocked beyond all belief that terrorists would play dead/pretend to surrender and then take a few shots at their captors...

Wait a sec -- you're OUTSOURCING good American posts?!?!...

Probably. Thank God there weren't cable news networks during WWII...

Yeah, because you know Arab men NEVER strap themselves with explosives...

Wild Thing, is that you? I'm sure the commercial works in terms of targeting its demographic, but you're right -- I HATE that commercial, as well as most, if not all, of those "boner" commercials. "My guy takes Levitra." Ugh. I want to smack that bitch with a brick...

Here's a little nugget from the story that nobody seems to have mentioned here. And like I said before -- fuck him. I'm sure Big Media is sad because this didn't happen before the election...

As long as that guy doesn't pin the blame on his fellow troops, I think he'll be OK...

The stats don't lie, hippie. And frankly, your offense is middle-of-the-road and your competition hasn't been that good. The PA is more like a how-hard-is-your-competition stat than a "defense" one. The biggest surprise in these stats was BX, and if he would have put down a TB for his emergency picks, he might have an extra win or two. And while we're on this topic, if anyone that hasn't submitted a TB for their emergency picks, I'd do it ASAP (you people know who you are). From what I remember last year, people that were doing good in the stats at the halfway point but had a .500 or below record usually got back in the contest during the second half. One guy had a 2-7/or something like that record and came within one game of making the playoffs...

Well maybe if he didn't shoot at soldiers from a mosque beforehand he wouldn't have been put in that situation. Fuck him. I'm glad he's dead...

Wouldn't it make more sense to turn the OaO Raw threads into a chat room or something? I went into a few of those threads back in the day and most of it is just "OMG IT'S KANE!!!" "Worst ... Raw ... Ever..." "So who's going to job to HHH tonight?"...

Final stats for the week are up. Below are mid-season leaders in PF, PA and my lame "power ranking," which is PF-PA... PF Totals 1 - Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 71 2 - Dallas Cowboys (BX) 69 3 - Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 68 Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 68 Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 68 4 - Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 67 New Orleans Saints (A/The Mike SC) 67 San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 67 Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 67 5 - Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 66 Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 66 Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 66 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 66 Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 66 6 - Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 63 Houston Texans (Bored) 63 Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 63 Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 63 New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 63 Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 63 7 - Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 62 8 - New York Giants (Cartman) 61 Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 61 St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 61 Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 61 9 - San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 60 10 - Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 59 11 - New York Jets (Gert T) 58 12 - Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 57 Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 57 13 -Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 56 Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 56 PA Totals 1 - Dallas Cowboys (BX) 73 2 - Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 72 3 - Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 70 New Orleans Saints (A/The Mike SC) 70 4 - Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 69 5 - Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 68 6 - Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 67 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 67 Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 67 Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 67 7 - Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 66 Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 66 Houston Texans (Bored) 66 New York Giants (Cartman) 66 San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 66 8 - New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 64 Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 64 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 64 9 - Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 63 Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 63 10 - Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 62 11 - Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 61 Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 61 Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 61 12 - Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 60 New York Jets (Gert T) 60 13 - Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 59 Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 59 14 - Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 58 Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 58 15 - San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 56 16 - St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 55 PF-PA Totals 1 - San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) +11 2 - Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) +8 Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) +8 Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) +8 3 - Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) +7 4 - St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) +6 5 - Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) +5 6 - Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) +4 Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) +4 7 - Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) +3 8 - Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) +2 Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) +2 9 - Detroit Lions (bravesfan) +1 10 - Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 0 11 - Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) -1 New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) -1 Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) -1 Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) -1 12 - New York Jets (Gert T) -2 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) -2 13 - Houston Texans (Bored) -3 New Orleans Saints (A/The Mike SC) -3 14 - Dallas Cowboys (BX) -4 15 - Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) -5 New York Giants (Cartman) -5 16 - San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) -6 17 - Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) -7 Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) -7 18 - Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) -9 19 - Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) -10 Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) -10 20 - Washington Redskins (Human Fly) -11

Hell, after reading some of these posts, this movie sounds better...

Fuck Eli -- I hope he shreds both ACLs. I wonder what he thinks about playing in San Diego now? But hey, he showed CLASS in holding up that Charger jersey, or at least that's what Chris Berman said. N.Y. O-line, do what you do so well...

He won. yah. Don't care. As long as he doesn't win that Series ring, he can collect all the MVP's he wants...

You lost last week -- I wrote down the wrong TB score for Bob. It's mentioned in last week's thread. Good luck. I'm just going to do PF, PA and PF/PA differentials...

Only 80 percent?...

I thought we were going to talk about trips to Mexico...