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Too bad not having sex is the #1 way not to get STD's or AIDS. Sounds like the idiot in that article just wants to be a pseudo-martyr...

What is it with young black males and committing crimes? At home do they get taught that it's ok or something? Were the criminals victims as boys thus creating a circle of crime? Some independent investigating needs doing here. What is it with Jews and working at banks? At home do they get taught that it's ok or something? Were the bankers exposed to banks as boys thus creating a circle of banking? Some independent investigating needs doing here. This is fun -- everyone should try it...

Don't forget the hot-dog eating contests. Or putt-putt...

Umm, at least there weren't actual naked kids in their closets. That's a plus...

Someone's gotta keep the heads of you policy wonks straight. All the jobs are going overseas. Nobody's working. And don't you even start to bring up how the unemployment rate now is the same as '96, because that's just a bunch of right-wing propaganda...

Don't worry -- they'll stop talking about them in a little while and go on to the non-stop Yankee/Red Sox debate...

Bah, that's what she says now. Wait until G.W. HITLER is down 20 points on Nov. 1. Hey, this conspiracy stuff is kinda fun...

Crap -- that seems no worse than what goes on at CE...

Worse sequels have been made...

But where are the REAL jobs, Mr. Smarty Pants?...

Whenever you become of legal age to go somewhere/do something it seems to lose its luster. You crazy kids will figure this out soon enough...

Homo...

Well hell, if HUNDREDS of Vietnam vets say they didn't get spit on, then I guess that means ALL V.Vets never got spit on. And Cereb, ever think the reason you got spit on wasn't because you were in a uniform, but rather because you're a dirty Arab?...

You'll get no birthday boink from me. Then again, we're both OZ fans. Say, did you just drop your bar of soap?...

Perhaps he can be our new hunger4unger...

Kotz is gay?...

And of course if something does happen in 2004 and Bush and friends had nothing planned there would be theories that nothing was planned because they wanted an attack to throw off an election and Bush would still be POTUS while the government scrambles to re-start elections. As Tom would say, Christ on a cracker...

Already in South Florida there are far-sighted Jews confused at when the 2004 election will take place...

Bend over, sexy...

You never fail to disappoint me. And screw all this pre-planning bullshit -- it did WONDERS regarding the 9/11 attack. Personally, I want the elections to go on right after a terrorist attack. Hell, I want my fellow citizens to keep going to the polls right when Habib (OMG RACISM) is running into the school gym with a bomb strapped to him. John Q. Citizen in a voting booth: "Hmm, who should I vote for -- Bush or Kerry?" Habib, who's right outside the booth: "ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH!" John Q.: "Wait your turn." BOOOOOOM!...

Can you get me some of that Kontext Away? My bottle is starting to run low?...

For about three seconds before you feel one of my kitchen knives plunge through your throat...

IMO, Cedar Point is the better park (Although "America's Rollar Coast" is a stupid catch phrase). In fact, it's my all-time fav. I'm not hatin' Kings Island, mind you. My all-time favorite Cedar Point moment came when I was waiting in line for one of those rides where you are kinda standing up (I think it was called the Raptor). Well, you have to be within a certain height to ride this thing and the poor attendant was trying to convince this black lady dressed up in that Africa garb that her kids weren't big enough to ride it. Each time our line moved up a row a new person was added to this argument. Eventually, there were three attendants, the woman, her two kids and this guy (I'm guessing the father). Hey, when you're waiting 5 hours in line for a 30-second ride, anything seems entertaining...

Bohemian Rhapsody. Then again, I haven't listened to a lot of their music...

Excellent detective work...