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I already had my ticket to Hades before this. And I was just a HELPLESS CHILD at the time -- it wasn't my fault...

I know these lists are dumb, but this is REALLY bad! And you're right about this being another "100 most shocking moments" list. It was just sad seeing some psycho Norway band doing something really fucked up, followed by some chick in a Whitesnake video, or whatever that band was called. Oh, here's another one: Some band took $800 given to them by Blender magazine and bought a donkey -- WTF!?...

Hmm... * In kindergarden I always had these girls dress me, tie my shoes, etc. I was a pimp as a kid. What the hell happened? * In grade school I stood up on my seat one time during lunch and did a Tarzan-like yell for no reason. * In grade school we would go off on "study groups." (I went to a small Lutheran school up until the 5th grade -- there were only three kids in 5th grade.) And all we would do is good around. Well, one time my two classmates -- Chris Carr and Connie Holmes -- and I were in some storage room that had a window to our school's roof. Chris and Connie went out on the roof, and I was about to, but then I heard our teacher's footsteps and closed the door, stranding them both out on the roof for about 5 minutes or so while talking to our teacher about several matters. That's pretty much it, outside of a few stupid things that aren't worth typing. Although one of my favorite answers to anything was when our teacher asked us how Santa gets around to everyone's houses, and one kid said "in his car." Don't know why I found that funny, but I did...

So I was scanning channels last night when this came across my TV screen. Wow, I thought there were some bad lists before. I'm not a metal expert by any means, but wouldn't that guy from Motley Crue who OD'd and came back to life be a bigger "metal moment" than BON JOVI'S HAIR AND PANTS?...

Get some original material kid. So Jesus didn't die on the cross? And after all those years of Bible School I had to attend. LIES! ALL OF IT!! Good thing I would steal money from the children's collection plate, go down to the nearest Dairy Mart, and buy pop and candy before the adult service. At least it made my time at that place somewhat worthwhile. Although getting a sugar buzz right before having to sit down for an hour's service maybe wasn't the best idea in hindsight...

Not if the sides are dripping with butter, or some other lube...

Arcade: Shinobi, Golden Axe and Double Dragon. Console: Never lost a matchup in Madden '93 regular AND championship editions...

How many books are left in this thing?...

I don't think Mikey has problems when it comes to the width of anything...

I hope this show doesn't get on a TV exec's chopping block -- it sounds like a great idea. BTW: Why couldn't OJ have a reality show 10 years ago? Would have saved California taxpayers a bundle if we had him on tape the night the "real" killers offed his ex and her friend...

Tell me about it. They're building a concentration camp down the street from where I live...

I'd have to say Janet was the most controversial celeb because her actions have actually resulted in real-world changes regarding broadcast indecency. However, I think Mel got more negative press for his movie. Christ, I sound like John Kerry -- someone shoot me. What I found interesting about Mel's film is that some media elites were "concerned" about the movie's violence, but yet showered the Kill Bills and Eminems with praise for artistic expression...

If your talking politics-wise, Chicago Tribune is the "evil conservative" one, I guess. Does "I don't care" count? In addition, whenever I hear stuff like "The Bob show is second-highest in the 18-to-20 demographic" it usually tells me it's spin for an overall crappy rating/figure. BTW, while we're on this subject, why is it advertisers covet young people only? I mean, sure old people might be a slightly harder sell due to a probable case of them having more brand loyalty, but damn, so many of them are easily manupilated, and older demographics have more money. Oh, yeah. Mikey Moore is fat -- forgot what folder I was in for a second...

It does -- you just have to build up your rep., though...

He allegedly served in Vietnam. He's a war hero, or at least that's what I read on the Internet. EDIT: And speaking of this guy, I keep hearing on the radio the DVD release of the third Matrix movie, and they play this clip with someone saying "Mr. Anderson" and it sounds just like Kerry! (I don't watch the Matrix movies so I don't know which character said it...)

So she blew Kornheiser. Thanks for that mental image...

Pittsburgh: Pirates, Steelers and Penguins. Steelers rule the roost by far. Even when the Pirates were good back in the early '90s they didn't sell out Three Rivers. And although the Penguins are horrid now, they were really hot in the early- to mid-90s. Even now, for as bad as they are, they only lost a few million last year, which isn't that bad considering the amount of money other teams have lost...

On a related note: Back when I worked at a theater my one friend and his new girlfriend came in to watch "Excess Baggage." Now I knew they'd be making out since hardly anyone was in the theater with them. It was a weekday afternoon showing, which means low turnout. Plus I sold them the ticket. Anyway, when I was on my break one of the ushers told me about this couple in a certain movie that was in the back row making out. I an usher flashlight, snuck into theater, shined the light on them and yelled "And just what do you two think you're doing?" Glad she wasn't going down on him because she probably would have bit his winky off she was startled so...

What are you doing in this neck of the woods? I heard through the grapvine that you like Batman and James Bond...

That meetings is the second Tuesday of every month. We'll just put the blood in the 'fridge until then. You know, I just looked at my kkk picture and noticed that the HORSES have hoods on them, too. Didn't know horses can be racists -- and those steeds are dark-colored to boot. Weird...

Perhaps the Times thinks it's not being negative enough. You know, like when a Green Party wacko claims a Democrat isn't liberal enough, and versa vice...

Actually, Ripper's my cousin. I thought you were all brothers. Doesn't that involve dancing or something?...

Ice-T didn't play you. Know who did? *studio track kicks into gear* This is it, dope from the fly kid kkk is back with the high bid AMikeSC you've lost cos a player you're not, gangsta you ain't You're faintin', punk, if you ever heard a gunshot Yo, kkk, the player, the RACIST, the hustler High Roller, dead pres folder Is cold lampin' like a white king on a throne Mr. Rant...turn up the microphone So I can ill and break on the rollin' tape Another post to create? Great Slayer turn the bass kick up a bit Mike open your mouth, now I got a place to shit And ride the track like a black mack with his 'lac Hit the corner slow where all the PBP's are at And flame-bait the way it should be done How you gonna drop science? You're dumb Stupid ignorant, don't even talk to me At school you dropped Math, Science and History And then you get on the 'Net and try to act smart Well let me tell you one thing, you got heart To perpetrate, you're bait, so just wait Till a mod shoves a warning in your face Or you meet Tyler and JOTW just to name two BX, thebigjigg or Your Paragon of Virtue And they ask you about the game you claim you got Drop science now, why not? You start to sweat and fret, it gets hot How'd you get into this spot? YOU PLAYED YOURSELF...

Your name isn't that bad. It's better than... than... Darn, what was that poster's name less memorable than yours?...

Wha-? Redhawk's black?! First Ripper and now this -- they're coming in from all over...